1. Fractured Fairytale
The Three Little Padawans And Darth Vader
by:kevin armistead
Once upon a time in 2012 there were three rich
Jedi Padawans, that were saving up for a game called modern warfare
4. Also in the far far away galaxy there was a Jedi named Darth Vader
he was on the poor side. Darth Vader needed money for a new
lightsaber. he was sitting around waiting and waiting for an idea then
when he was just about to give up he had an idea, a great idea, an
awfully great idea so awful that his hamster max wanted no part of it.
He said " I will rob the Padawans". So he crept down the hallway so
quietly because all the Padawans were asleep. he tiptoed into the first
Padawans room and came out with 2 paso's. the next night he crept
into the second Padawans room and got 4 euro's. Then the final night
he crept into the third Padawans room and reached for his credit card
but suddenly the Padawan turned to the right, then to the left, then
back to the right. Darth Vader whispers "I have got to get out of here"
so he scurries away never to return again.
The next day he added up all his money and had
enough to buy his lightsaber. The lightsaber seller was blind so he
wouldn't know the difference between paso's and euro's. Darth vader
found out that the "credit card" was actually a membership card to
lifetime fitness center.
Conclusion
Darth vader got his lightsaber and could use it at lifetime fitness. The
three padawans ended up having a special safe that had 300 paso's
200 euro's and a game stop giftcard, so they got their game. Lastly,
darth vader said "Maybe i'll come back next lightyear, I saw a new toy
called the force". And
Everyone lived happily ever after