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BLONDE JOKES….
BOB & THE  BLONDE:     Bob  walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the  bar and stared up at the TV.
The  10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man  on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump..
The  blonde looked at Bob   and  said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
  Bob  said, "You know, I bet he'll jump.“ The  blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob  placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just  as the blonde placed her money on the bar, The guy on the ledge Did a  swan dive off the building, Falling to his death. The  blonde was very upset, But willingly handed her $20 to Bob.   "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob  replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,  So I knew he would jump."
  The  blonde replied, "I did, too, But I didn't think he'd do it  again." Bob  took the money.
Q .. How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A .. Knock on the door.
Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
          A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
          She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She said that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'
She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'
Why are blonde jokes so short?  ... So men can remember them
THE END

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Blonde jokes

  • 2. BOB & THE BLONDE:     Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
  • 3. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump..
  • 4. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
  • 5.   Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump.“ The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
  • 6. Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, The guy on the ledge Did a swan dive off the building, Falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, But willingly handed her $20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
  • 7. Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, So I knew he would jump."
  • 8.   The blonde replied, "I did, too, But I didn't think he'd do it again." Bob took the money.
  • 9.
  • 10. Q .. How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A .. Knock on the door.
  • 11. Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
  • 12.   A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
  • 13.   She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She said that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
  • 14. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'
  • 15. She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'
  • 16. Why are blonde jokes so short? ... So men can remember them