It's 2017: Weren't signature based technologies supposed to be dead by now? To the chagrin of many, signature based detection isn't an antiquated practice just yet. This presentation focuses on a signature based technology that has been around for a very long time: ClamAV, and how it can be practical / useful in today's security space. This talk will explore the current ClamAV capabilities, use cases, signatures, all with an emphasis on detecting malicious Office documents and exploits. Additionally, there will be an introduction to the open source project: 'clam-punch' which is a curated set of signatures for ClamAV to punch miscreants as well as a tool 'clamdigger' to assist analysts in creating their own signatures.