The second part of out local meetup. About dark side of IT and how we can protect themselves for productive development

1. Alternative Roles
@zmeecer

2. Developers
Goals:
● Become the best (?)
● Prove [true] self-esteem
● Salary, salary, salary!
● Experiments
● Free beer
● Cats&Tits

3. Managers
Goals:
● Sleep
● Money, much more money!
● Become bigwig
● Have no problems
● Fire some developers
● Revenge

4. Customers
Goals:
● Get as much as possible
● Don’t pay for this shit
● Don’t work a lot / at all
● Have too excellent project
● or Fail this project!
● Be a guru/expert

5. But! Social networking
● Relatives
● Colleagues
● Friends
● Lovers
● Classmates
● Partners
● Pets, wow!
● etc.

6. Sweety or Sweaty?
● Sweaty
● Unneat
● Loud
● Eating

7. Inner devil
● Envy
● Prejudices
● Greed
● Laziness
● etc

8. Chauvinism
● Sex, race, religion, politics, origin

9. Specialist
● Know all reasons
○ Projects
○ Colleagues
○ Company
● Publicity
○ OpenSource
○ Meetups
○ Conferences
● Connections
○ LinkendIn
○ Tech Friends
○ Interviews

10. Person
● Reasonable
○ Arguments, arguments, arguments!
○ Don’t be principled
○ Don’t be perfectionist
○ Express yourself
● Social
○ Not weird, maaan!
○ Communicable
○ Polite

11. To be happy!