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Cute Texts to Send a Girl
Let’s think of a hypothetical scenario. You’ve got a
smartphone. You’ve got an interested party that
you’re texting on this smartphone, someone of the
opposite sex that you’ve been successfully
interacting with thus far. You want to take it up a
notch and fire her some cute texts that’ll spark
the interaction to the next plateau so you can
capitalize off of all your positive momentum, but
are freezing up.
You have no idea what consists of a cute text, how
to go about grabbing her attention and what’s in
the realm of propriety for someone that you just
met. Or you might want to send cute texts to a girl
that you’re already halfway seeing or in a
relationship with. The medium of text isn’t limited
in any way – you can steer interactions the way
you want to, once you actually know how to use it.
Here are some easy ways to do that.

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1. Send her cute jokes.
The medium of text is paced out so that you send
a text, she sends a response, and generally you’re
not going to be writing novel-length dissertations.
They’re going to be short, fun, and flirty. So with
abbreviated jokes, such as knock-knock ones or
things similar in structure, you’ll not only have an
easy tool to brighten someone’s day, it’ll keep the
energy moving forward. You always want to be
moving forward in an interaction, never having
that awkward lull. Fun little jokes. They make any
conversation better when you’re face-to-face with
someone, why wouldn’t they make them better via
text?
2. Pictures are flexible and easy.
There are some tactics that PUAs circulate and
use like a charm, over and over again, other ones
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is currently under the radar – your phone,
provided that it’s a smartphone, and not an
ancient candybar, is capable of taking pictures.
You’re not going to take pictures of anything lewd,
though, instead, simply take a picture of a food
item you may have cooked, something interesting
you saw, a bit of flowers that you saw on sale in a
flower shop, and offer her some. It’ll be enough to
get the conversation stimulated – all with the
stunning ease of technology. Much easier than
carrying a notepad in your pocket to scrawl down
cute notes, eh?
3. Notepad is your friend in loud clubs.
While admittedly, it’s not an SMS, it has to do
with cute text. One of the biggest issues guys have
starting out in this is that they don’t know how to
talk to girls in a venue whwere the music is fary
too loud. That can easily be fixed. Whip out your
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compliance to you, and open up the notepad
application, or any other app used to take down
text notes. What’s the purpose of it? So you two
can have a conversation in the crowded club
without having to shout or actually have a
conversation. Personally, I’ve known many eople
who have implemented this simplistic fix into
their bag of tricks and gotten a lot of results
because of it. You have to make sure your text
game is good, though. If it’s shoddy, and you write
like you’re leaving a message on a friend’s ancient
MySpace wall, filled with emoticons and
textspeak, she may be much less likely to respond
positively.
4. Seed future events that you can take her
on.
Yes. That’s right. There’s no easier way to get
somebody thinking about something than just
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number, there should always be a purpose behind
it. There should always be a reason why you’re
doing it – hence, you text her when you see
something interesting and drop the idea the two
of you should go to it. If she responds positively,
you have a date set up, if she doesn’t respond well
to it, oh well. You can try it on the next girl that
you meet. But I guarantee that the act of her
seeing that you’re going around town to engage in
activities that are fun, coupled with you
mentioning them to her will be enough to get her
interested.
5. Exaggerated roleplay.
One of the basic tenets of humor is comedic
exaggeration. One thing a lot of PUAs like doing
when they text people, inventing fantastical
situations or taking something the girl just said
and blowing it out of proportion. If she play along,
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forward for you.
Keep in mind, no rules are written in stone. If you
want to experiment with what’ll work the best
with your personality and situation – you’re going
to have to experiement.
Thankfully, you have the time and willpower to do
just that. Hope you found some of these ideas for
cute texts helpful.

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Funny Text Messages to Send Girls
Sometimes, getting the girl isn’t the most
important thing. Sometimes that’s only one of the
things that’ll make you the happiest, and you need
to participate in the principle of self-amusement.
That dictates that you have the best time doing the
silliest things and not worrying about the rules
and the principles that govern the realm of pick-
up artistry. Sometimes you just want to be silly.
The problem is – a lot of people don’t know how
to be silly and a lot of people are unsure about
how to be funny. Most people who look for
information about this kind of thing aren’t very
good at anticipating and picking up on social cues
– so here’s some hilarious things you can text
people…some funny text messages to send.
1. Hilarious pictures.
Smartphones can do a variety of things – from

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locating the nearest location of shoes and working
as a GPS, to acting as Ocarinas if you blow in the
right area of them. The other magical thing they
can do is save every text message you’ve ever
gotten and send pictures back and forth between
parties. Which can either lead to awkward
pictures of body parts being exchanged. Or –
hilarious pictures. There’s a compendium of
hilarious pictures that you can just download at
any time and save onto your phone – so take the
time to do that. How many girls do you know who
hate receiving pictures of cats? The same amount
who hate happiness and ice cream. As in, none. So
get pictures of memes, funny captioned things,
make your own if you have to – for any response
that might encounter. It’s just one of a myriad of
funny text messages you can send.
2.. Jokes.
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to be told via text message. Additionally, the
communication is short enough that people don’t
get bored with jokes – even with really short and
stupid ones. In fact, the shortest and stupidest
jokes you can muster usually get SOME kind of
reaction via text – just make sure you’re on good
enough ground with the person that they don’t
care that you’re texting them stupid jokes. Knock
knock jokes, stupid short two-liners, anything that
you have that’s been called back before – all these
are possibilities of funny text messages that you
can send to the army of women that you’re trying
to seduce. If you can make a woman laugh, then
chances are you’re going to be able to get her to do
what you want.
3. ‘Made you look.’
If she gets it, chances are she’s got a good sense of
humor. If she doesn’t, explain to her that you
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her again, because she isn’t quick on the uptake.
We kid. But it’s one of many stupid and funny text
messages you can send to a girl. If you can’t joke
around with a pretty lady, what can you possibly
hope for? Getting a funnier lady. That’s the only
thing that you can possibly hope for.
4. ‘Help, my apartment is being invaded by
Smurfs. How do I kill them?’
This text message does a variety of things – first,
you’ll be able to see if she’s got a knowledge of
80’s cartoons that were invented overseas. Or if
she’s seen the recent movie starring Neil Patrick
Harris. More importantly, you can send this
message out en masse, and you’ll be able to see
what responses you get and be able to capitalize
off of those responses or if none of your friends
actually know what to do with Smurfs. Some
schools of pick-up call it ‘Zombie Texting’, where
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responding anymore and see which ones respond.
If one responds, you can invite them out again
and capitalize off of it – if they don’t, it’s just
another funny text message that you’ve learned
how to send. Pretty cool, right?
5. ‘I saw an eagle fighting a shark today
and thought of you.’
Again, something that you can easily text people
en masse to see who’ll respond and what’s going
on in your social circle. If you get responses back,
they’ll be asking questions like, ‘What?’ ‘Really?’
‘What’s that mean?’ or people with good senses of
humor will be like, ‘Awwwww.’ Just another
zombie text you can send to people to be goofy
and try to brighten their day up.
These are just suggestions, bear in mind. A lot of
humor is based off the individual, and if your
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to sound right saying lines that somebody else has
invented. Which is why it’s so important for you to
get out and practice being funny on your own,
instead of taking lines. You have the power inside
you, now utilize it!
I hope you enjoyed these suggestions for funny
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Good Night Text Messages
You’re getting the number of some girls, making
everything work right, and you’ve even got a few
that you really like. You’re talking to more and
more of them, and suddenly you decide that you
want to text them.
You want to text them good night text messages.
So firstly, you want to make sure that you’re on
good enough grounds with her emotionally that
you can send her a text message before you go to
bed. If you’re being the guy who’s too needy –
hold off. If it’s something that’s in character and
not too needy, then by all means, go ahead. Send a
girl some good night text messages. Here are a few
you can bounce around until you start coming up
with your own.
Best Good Night Text Messages
1. Good night.

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Traditional. Easy. The kind of thing you’d send to
somebody that you care about – and if you care
about the girl, don’t get all fancy. Don’t try to
spike her emotional buying temperature with
something that you’ve spent days thinking about,
don’t try to tickle her fancy with anything that
you’ve been saving up – just wish her good night.
In fact, if there’s a girl that you think could use a
good night on your text message list, wish her
good night.
2. Tell her something horrible as a non-
sequitor, then wish her goodnight.
This is one of the more advanced ones. You tell
her something that you’ve noticed in life, that
doesn’t really relate to her going to sleep, then
wish her goodnight. Sound confusing? It’s not.
Here’s an example that you can go by. ‘Isn’t it
weird that people never know the names of 80’s
one-hit wonders? This is my way of telling you

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goodnight.’ Boom. Simple. Over and done with,
and you can stop worrying about what else to say
to her.
3. Funny Good Night Text Messages
I’m a huge advocate of stupid jokes – they help
alleviate certain situations, even if they’re
atrocious, they can still get a laugh, and everybody
likes them. How many stupid jokes have you
heard being told over the years? How many times
have you laughed at them and found some
enjoyment deep inside yourself, despite knowing
that they’re terrible, terrible jokes? Probably a lot.
So text her a dumb joke, then tell her goodnight.
One of my favorites? Why did Mickey break up
with Minnie? Because she was fucking goofy. Also
an easy way to see if she’s into you and tries to
start sexually escalating.
Here’s a sweet text message.

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4. Sweet Good Night Text Messages
I’ll never be able to fall asleep if you don’t wish me
good night.
This one, you have to make sure that you’re not a
guy who she perceives as needy. Otherwise, you’re
harassing her to text message you back – a
situation that would annoy any sane and rational
person. So you don’t want to be annoying the sane
and rational people in your life, so just back off if
you’re the guy who always is blowing up other
people’s phones. Don’t be that guy, by the way.
Women hate it, it comes off as needy, nothing
good comes from being the guy who is blowing up
people’s phones.
5. A quiz question, or an interesting fact.
There’s a ton of great websites that you can draw
interesting facts or trivia from, including

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omgfacts.com. They list things that you might
not’ve thought of, or may be surprised to learn.
Guess what? Having knowledge about a certain
topic of interest is the same thing as adding value
to someone. If you know something that’s
interesting, pester them about it. For instance, ‘I
bet you don’t know why pirates wore eyepatches
on their heads.’ If they respond positively, tease
them. Tell them that you’ll be able to tell them
more in the morning. It’ll infuriate them, as they’ll
be invested in you all night, and be waiting to get
an answer in the morning. Pretty cool, right?
Creates all sort of investment headed back
towards you. Good kinds of investment.
6. Think of how many people are all
looking at the same sky right now. And
we’re two of them. Goodnight.
This one’s a bit poetic. If you’ve got a girl that you
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you want to do is express that instead of holding it
inside. Holding it in never makes for an
interesting story or a good emotional release – if
you want to know what’d be the best idea for any
course of action, go for the fun story.
But these are all just ones that we’ve come up with
– the beautiful thing about social interaction is
that every person’s will be different, everyone’s
will have nuances that other people won’t have –
so it’s the most important to figure out your own
good night text messages to send to your girls.

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How to Get a Girl’s Phone Number
So you’re taking the initiative to go out, you’re
hitting up the hot spots in your town, all you have
to do next is meet the girls. So you’re meeting
girls, you’re getting your game on, you’re doing
everything you can during the interaction to turn
her on your side.
Now you need to do the one thing that’ll let you
see her later. You need to take the interaction to
the next plateau and make it so you can keep in
touch with each other and get in each other’s
social circles — you need to get the girl’s phone
number.
Now, a phone number has some loaded
implications — a lot of girls don’t want to give out
their phone numbers to strangers, some guys only
collect the phone numbers of girls with no
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trading the number has to come at a certain point
where she’s comfortable, even excited to be giving
her number out, you’re stoked to have it, and both
parties want to reciprocate. You can’t ever ensure
that you’re going to meet up with a girl, you don’t
know what’s going to come in any given
interaction.
But phone numbers? You can help getting phone
numbers. You can learn how to get a girl’s phone
number. There are quick and easy ways. Here’s
how.
The Best Ways to Ask For a Girl’s Phone
Number
1. Make sure when you go out, you’re
actually approaching people.
That’s right, the next time you go to a bar or a
show, or any giant social gathering — don’t hug
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people are wondering why he’s sitting in the
corner, arguing with himself, not talking to
anybody at the bar or at the dance floor. You’re
not going to pull any numbers if you’re enjoying
the same habits that you’ve been doing in the last
few years. Get out. Open. Socialize. That’s step
one.
2. Be real good at building comfort.
The only thing you have to worry about when
you’re getting into a conversation with a stranger
is whether or not she’s comfortable with you, what
she’s at in the interaction. If you can get to the
point where she’s talking about her dreams and
desires, and cool things to do around town, you’re
already at the point where you can get her
number. Then you just have to infer that you two
should stay in touch, and go for the digits. It’s that
easy. If you’re good at building comfort, you’ll be
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you’re not, you’re going to have a lot of work to do
that you won’t be very happy about.
3. Be more excited about the event when
you’re getting her number than the actual
number.
This might be a foreign thing to some people, but
you have to realize, the entire point of game is to
project that you’re not that interested in your
target, but she has every possible reason to be
interested in you. So when you use words like
‘phone number’ instead of contact details and
bring up the idea of exchanging it instead of
letting her arrive at that conclusion, sometimes it
looks like you’re being too overeager. You don’t
want to be too overeager. That’ll cut you off at the
knees. Don’t cut yourself off at the knees. Play it
cool. And speaking of playing it cool…
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around town are.
This can’t be stressed enough. If you’re going to
look like any kind of leader, you have to know
what’s going down in your town. You have to
know what type of events the girls you’re talking
to will enjoy going to, and hint at those events. If
you don’t know what’s cool to do around town, try
to get a travel guide, acquainted with the entire
operation on Yelp or Citysearch — there are
always cool things to be doing. And if you can’t be
doing cool things in your town and you’re in a
little one — guess what. You have the creativity
and the space to arrange for your own time and
events. That’s not a terrible thing — it’s a great
thing.
5. Stop being afraid to ask for it.
Guess what — you’re going to get numbers if you
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you’re never going to get them. The minute you
start asking for them is the minute you’re going to
start getting more and more of them. At the
beginning, it’s an approach game — the more you
approach, the more numbers you get….
…so get out there. Start making connections with
people, start justifying reasons why you should
stay in touch, and the numbers will start coming,
much more easily than you anticipated. That’s
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Romantic Text Messages to Send a Girl
One of the things that keep a girl going through
the day is the promise of future romance. That’s
right, romance. Every girl wants to meet the man
of her dreams – she either wants to have a fun
day, go shopping for the things she wants to buy,
go traveling, and find the man of her dreams.
So let’s say you’re in a relationship with a girl, and
everything’s going great. You’re connecting on a
good level, you want to do nice things for here –
daresay, even romantic? So the day you want to
start doing romantic things for somebody, you’re
looking for the right things to say…we have you
covered. But to become a true man of romance,
you’re going to have to do some things on your
own – some experimentation, gaining some
knowledge for yourself – but these are some easy
romantic texts to play with.

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Sweet, Romantic, and Flirty Text Messages
1. Let’s go out tonight. I’m going to
surprise you.
Text messages are all well and good, but I’m a
giant advocate of the real world. As in, stepping
outside, being in the moment, appreciating what
you have, and what the world has to offer, and
indulging in it. There’s nothing better than being
with someone whose company you appreciate,
having a great experience, and letting it seep into
your consciousness as a memory. Here’s the thing
– women like a man to be dominant. If you
surprise a woman, and the surprise is good –
there’s nothing that gets her heart a racin’ and
loins a stirrin’ better than that. So if you have the
opportunity, surprise her. For instance…
2. Surprise! Got you tickets to Spain!
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necessarily need to give somebody tickets to Spain
to enjoy and reap the benefits of positive
emotional spikes. You can give her anything,
provided that it’s something she doesn’t expect
and would really enjoy. That makes fezzes out of
the question, unless she enjoys festive hats. Too
much of this is a bad thing, and what some people
would deem as ‘rich guy game’. You don’t want to
be buying her things all the time, you want to be
rewarding her through operant conditioning and
going from there. Operant conditioning is when
you are intermittently rewarded, so you’ll keep
emotionally investing in something until the end
of time. Which is what you want out of a
relationship, right?
3. You have no idea how
beautiful/adorable/adjective you are.
Women love compliments. If you’ve been around
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know how much women love compliments. They
love them more than anything. They help validate
them, hint at the fact that they’re worth tons and
tons of people’s times – and that’s what helps
them feel the most attractive. Also, if you’re being
romantic towards someone, make sure that you’re
dating someone that you feel romantic towards,
otherwise your compliments will ring hollow, and
it won’t be as genuine and nice. More importantly,
you’ll be living a lie, and honesty is the most
important thing.
4. Got you something. Check outside.
Another surprise. Basically, the most romantic
things that you can do for someone involve
surprises and being dominating in a light and
affectionate way. That’s all a woman is waiting for
– to be swept off her feet. This one involves a gift.
I used to leave boxes of wafer cookies and a note
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were feeling bad – it almost always brightened
their day and made them more attached. It’s way
easy to do, too, especially if there’s something they
enjoy that you can give that doesn’t cost that
much. In another case, somebody I knew really
enjoyed In N’ Out’s fries – which cost basically
nothing to buy and bring by. Free haircuts. See
how this can apply so easily to your life? Good
deeds cost way less than manipulative ones,
karma-wise and in terms of expenses.
5. You had a bad day. Let me help you out.
This is the text that you send that’s a precursor to
a very important key to the sexual escalation
puzzle – you are going to give a girl a massage.
Girls love massages – they aren’t touched
platonically enough, and when someone is
purportedly touching them platonically, that
person is generally getting ready to have sex with
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that’s not looking for any other deed in response?
Nothing’s more romantic than that. So text her
that, and give her a massage. Or something that
she’s after.
6. Meet me at _____ tonight.
Nothing more romantic than flying by the seat of
your trousers and making plans spontaneously,
right? Make sure you’re in enough with the girl
where she’d encourage that, and it’s not
something where you sound like you’re going to
be dropping drugs off at her house or meeting her
in a darkened, shady alley. That would not be a
good thing.
7. I miss you.
Pretty self-explanatory. And if someone else is
missing you at the same time, it’s the most
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Romantic Text Messages To Send Your
Girlfriend
You’re in a happy relationship. So first off,
congratulations. You are doing the thing that the
media sells most of us on being one of the
pinnacles of existence – found someone special to
share your life with. You don’t have to troll around
the bars looking for a woman, you’ve got one to
come home to. Or, you’re juggling several
girlfriends and you want to find sweet things to
text them to keep them off your back and finding
out about each other. Whatever the case may be,
you want to text sweet things to people that you
know. So good on you. You’re a good spirit. Here
are some sweet text messages to send to your
girlfriend, a special someone you’re in a
relationship.
1 Flowers.

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I’m dead serious. You know what one of your
phones’ functions is? It can take pictures. A lot of
pictures – of whatever it is that you want to take
pictures of. So something that you can do that’s
the simplest thing in the world to spike a woman’s
emotional investment is go to a flower market,
and take pictures of all the flowers there. It’s
cheap and you can send them to whoever you
want at any time, with NO CHARGE. There’s no
charge for sending text flowers. Real flowers, they
charge you for those. You’ll get points for
creativity, and that’s never bad when you’re in a
relationship with somebody. Creativity is what’ll
keep things fresh and moving.
2. ‘Want some dessert?’
Women are perpetually hungry. Because they’re
perpetually on diets that are purportedly going to
help them get everything they want in life – better
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easiest things to internalize, that skinny is good
and big is bad. Consequently, they’re constantly
hungry for food that’s forbidden. Ice cream,
frozen yogurt, chocolate covered red-velvet
twinkies – women love dessert. But they can never
have it when they want it. So when you’re out and
happen to run into a good dessert, take a picture.
Send it to her. Offer her some. Chances are you’re
going to get a positive response. The best part
about this text? You can send it out en masse,
same with the flower text. Especially if you’ve got
several girls that you want to emotionally charge
and keep tabs on. It’s a perfect sweet text message
to send your girlfriend.
3. ‘Good morning. You should have the
most amazing day you can possibly have.’
Send it out in the morning. In fact, when you’re
saying ‘good morning’ back and forth to someone,
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sort of emotional connection and bond with you.
You’re starting out the day with them. It’s an
amazing thing – the more time you spend with
someone, the more they bond to you emotionally.
Wonder why cast-mates in movies eventually
wind up hooking up with each other? They’re put
in emotionally pressured situations and spend
long hours together. You can simulate that kind of
emotional connection with little messages in the
morning or at night – it’s the easiest way to build
something up special.
4. Pictures or things you notice
throughout the day.
People like knowing that they’re being
remembered throughout the day and the duration
of the relationship. Because that’s what
relationships are – a mutual exchange of
emotional investment for the benefit of both
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the day? Let her know about it. Did you run into
the craziest person today at Jamba Juice or find
some event happening around town that she
might be interested in? Let her know. It’s
wonderful when you’re reminded that someone’s
thinking about you – possibly the sweetest thing
that you can do.
5. A meet up.
Text messages are good and all, but you know
what’s the sweetest thing you can possibly do for
your girlfriend? Go out with her. Take in some
culture. Go to an event and let her accompany you
– it’d be the best time both of you have. Text
messages are a good form of communicating, but
here’s the funny thing about them – they’re not
exactly romantic. Which would you rather have, a
woman texting you her naughty bits, or meeting
up with them in person to show them to you?
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and unless you’re afraid of real, live women, so
would you.
What’s romantic to one person can be completely
unromantic to the next. One man’s meat is
another man’s poison – so the best thing that you
can do is see what your girlfriend finds romantic,
and make sure that you’re doing more of that
throughout the day. And let her know you’re
thinking about her – it’s the best thing to build up
a stable relationship.

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Sweet Text Messages to Send a Girl
Now, before we run down a list of sweet text
messagesthat you can send someone, here’s
something that you have to consider. A lot of
women aren’t comfortable with someone being
overtly sweet without any form of investment back
at them.
So if you’re sending messages to a woman without
any cues or inclination on her part that she’s into
you – guess what? You’re doing game wrong. If
you’re spilling your heart out to someone and
she’s not into it – you’re probably never going to
talk to her again. Learn social cues and learn them
well, my friend. That being said – here are some
cute text messages you can send to someone who
deserves sweet text messages.
Sweet Text Messages
1. Just wanted to tell you, I was thinking of

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you.
I think that when you have a really good
connection with someone, it helps to know that
you’re thinking about them. Provided that you’re
not texting them constantly about how you’re
thinking about them. It helps if you’re detached,
but the minute that you want to show a little bit of
sweetness, it helps if you let them know. This is
the most direct way of doing it. If you want to
make it funnier, tell her this after something that
wouldn’t particularly remind someone of
anybody. Like, ‘I finally saw My Little Pony.’ It’ll
break up the sweetness of the text message. You
know – to keep her guessing.
2. Send her a picture of some flowers.
I’m a giant proponent of this one. The thing about
technology, is that it can be used to either
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eventful, or make things more terrible and cold.
How would you like to use it? Personally, I’d want
to use our newfound powers for good instead of
evil, so I like doing things like taking pictures of
lovely things and sending them to people who
want to get sweet text messages. If they’re
deserving. So, one of the sweetest things you can
do is go to your local flower market, take a picture
of the goods there, and send them to the ladies
you feel like being sweet to. It’s a creative way to
send sweet text messages.
3. Send her a picture of some dessert or
something you’re cooking.
There’s something about actual physical pictures
instead of words that helps build up emotional
investment in a person. It’s the same thing as
matte backdrops and animatronics instead of CGI.
CGI is soulless and doesn’t look right – text
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amount of investment to write and make. Now,
something you’ve cooked, on the other hand,
takes a while to make – and women are always
into someone that can demonstrate a lot of male
paternal investment – that thing that makes
women think you’d be good with babies…it
attracts her to you. So send her a picture of
anything that you’ve worked on, including dessert,
cooking, something. And offer her some.
4. If she sends you a picture of herself,
compliment her on it.
First off, if a girl is sending you pictures of herself,
it’s a definite sign that she’s interested. And
oftentimes, it’s a chance for you to say something
sweet other than, ‘Aww lawd, girl, show me them
titties.’ So compliment her on the way she looks.
Unless you feel like she’s shooting for investment
just by sending you a picture – in which case you
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case – it’s a sweet thing to tell a woman she’s
looking good. Especially when you need it.
5. Let’s go out and do something!
What’s the sweetest thing in the world? Not
staring at your phone all day. Going out, enjoying
life, and doing it with someone you want to be
with – for that day, for that week, however you
want to do it. You can do a lot more in person
than you can via text or through technology – we
live in a time period where sometimes technology
can be the easy way out, but you want to be good
in person. You want to be able to seduce women
when you actually see them.
6. Miss ya.
Realistically, we miss human contact whenever we
don’t get it. Because we’re so caught up in
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forget that there are people outside, in real life,
who are waiting to meet up with us if you give
them a chance. So instead of missing them, as you
could send with this sweet text message – what
you could do is use that as an impetus to meet up
with them. There’s nothing sweeter than actual
human contact.
So send out some sweet text messages, and
before long, you’ll be able to understand when to
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The Three Guidelines to Flirting
1. Every Message Should Offer Something
Look in your phone ‘sent’ texts and see how many
times you sent a girl a message like “what’s up?”
or “How you doing?”
Now erase those messages, and vow to yourself
from now on when your texting a girl you will
never send these dull, personality-
less messages. You need to employ SMS flirting.
These messages do nothing to highlight any of
your unique, fun, and playful personality, and
they totally put the woman on the spot to keep the
texting going. You’re handing her control.
And since a sexy girl is probably getting hundreds
of these messages from different guys every
week… they begin to repel the woman.

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Every text you send must offer some value to the
woman getting it. It must also include elements of
your unique style.
A much more playful and fun message to text a
girl would be ” Stop thinking about me!:)” or
“You just popped in my head and I just wanted to
say hi”
These messages don’t force her to keep
the conversation going…. But they make her want
to message you back. And they get her text
flirting you.
Remember, every message should offer value.
2. Keep it Short, Flirty, and Fun
Texting girls is not the way to really get to know a
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Instead, think of it is an chance to give a girl a
“sneak peak” look at what you’re like as a guy.
Show her a “movie trailer” version of your sense of
humor, interests, and personality.
And flirt, A LOT.
When you’re texting a girl use the same
flirtatious tone you would when you’re with
her. This means tease, neg her, and get her
smiling. Make her laugh Make her crave getting a
sms message from you.
If you’ve just met a girl at a club and you plan on
sending her a message the following day… forget
messages like “Hey, it’s Chris, it was good meeting
you last night. What are you up to?”
Instead, start the conversation off with something
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preview” of your unique personality.
So a much more appealing sms for sending a
woman would be “Do you speak text?” (credit
Sinn) Or “Is it too soon for casual text? I mean, I
just met you. Maybe we should wait!”
I’m sure you can see how interesting and fun it
would be for her to get one of those messages as
opposed to the first type?
3. Use PUSH/PULL
Have you sent a woman a text and she didn’t
message you back for a few hours?
What went through your mind the entire time you
were awaiting her response?
You probably couldn’t stop thinking about HER.

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You must build intrigue and mystery when
messaging women. It creates the roller coaster
effect in your texts. You want to be
spontaneous, vague, and always unpredictable.
So if you are usually texting a woman back a few
minutes after she messages you… every third or
fourth time wait thirty to ninety minutes to return
her sms. Sometimes wait till the next day.
This gives her the chance to think about you in her
head. It lets her experience the pleasure
of eagerly anticipating your next message. This is
probabliy the most important concepts to
remember when using your mobile phone to flirt.
What should you Message Women?
During your first few of exchanges you’re not
trying to set up a get together. As I mentioned
earlier, you are just looking to display to her that
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couple texts should be sent to show this side of
your personality… and also, to see if she is a girl
that you have any sort of rapport with.
Remember, the point of using your phone is to
flirt, create a little rapport, and get her thinking
about you.
You’re objective is to get her to feel like she
is missing out by not being with you…Avoid
answering several of the questions she asks. Keep
your messages short and sometimes
mysterious, but exploding with personality. So, if
you’re just texting to keep in touch with a girl you
could send a message like:
“I just bought the most fly pair of sneakers ever
for $12. I’m pumped”
Something else should do is assume rapport. This
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her without explaining every aspect of your life.
“My kitten is ridiculous”
So when sending a girl a message for the first time
you can send something like:
“Hey what’s up dork?”

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Text Message Jokes
One of the best things that you can do to get better
with girls is get yourself a nice sense of humor. A
lot of material glosses over this fact, instead
talking about how you’re going to break rapport
with someone and do all these magical things to
win them over when you could instead be using
humor and getting essentially the same results or
better. That is not to say that you should turn into
some kind of dancing monkey, but as they say in
‘Sex in the City’, sometimes girls want to be with
the guys that make them laugh. If you don’t have a
bit of humor in your courting process, pick-ups,
sarges, whatever you want to call them – you’re
doing it wrong and could be doing it much, much
better. So here are some fun text message jokes to
send someone whenever you want to get a little bit
of emotional investment out of them.
Some of my favorite text message jokes

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1. Why did Mickey break up with Minnie?
Because Minnie was fucking Goofy.
I like this one. Not only is it a goofy joke to send, a
funny text message joke, you could very, very
easily move from talking about how stupid the
jokes you send to people are to talking about
sexual escalation – cartoon characters going at it,
who was the hottest cartoon character, all these
things are conversations that’ll spike her
emotional interest and get you gossiping together
– cementing your bond and making you that
much closer to your goal of getting her to like you.
2. What do you do when you come across a
tiger in the jungle? Wipe him off and
apologize.
This is a gross one. Sometimes people don’t get it,
and you can quickly turn that conversation in the
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get it, and love it – as girls are more partial to sex
and dick jokes than a lot of other people. More
partial than you think. So don’t be afraid of
sending them dirty jokes. Which’ll be important
for the next few items on the list.
3. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
RAH-RAH-RAH-AH-AW.
Most girls like Lady Gaga. MOST girls. Granted,
this might not be the most timely of punchlines,
but for the next few years that Lady Gaga is
relevant, it might be of some use to you to milk
this before she’s relegated back to an apartment in
New York, releasing increasingly preachy message
albums that sell incredibly well, but are far too
annoying. If you can communicate sounds via
text, too, you’re golden.
4. When does Sean Connery like to hit his
balls? Tennish.

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Everybody has done a terrible Sean Connery
impression. This makes fun of terrible Sean
Connery impressions – the likes of which
reportedly drove him off the set of The League of
Extraordinary Gentlemen. Also, if she visualizes
Sean Connery hitting his balls, she may become
rabid with desire. Maybe? Not really. It’s more of
a goofy image.
5. What does Snoop Dogg put on his
whites? Bleeeea-tch.
If she likes gangsta rap or knows the cultural icon
that Snoop Dizzle is, she might get a good laugh
out of it. If you have to explain who Snoop Dogg
is, you should run far, far away, and not text that
girl ever again. You can do better than date a
person who has no idea about musical culture for
the last twenty years or so.
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weather? Drizzle.
Another Snoop Dogg joke. You can’t hate the man.
He’s intrinsically hilarious and given his
intrinsically hilarious state, you can’t help but
transfer that through jokes about the man. Again,
if she’s not privy to knowing about how Snoop
Dogg talks, there’s an easy solution to that. Invite
her over to watch Snoop Dogg music videos on
YouTube. On your computer. Then you have a
date, you can educate her, all because she didn’t
get your stupid jokes.
7. Haha, I made you look at your phone.
This one is probably the most infantile, but it’ll
occasionally get a great response. If it doesn’t get a
great response, know that we warned you that it
was probably the most infantile. Again, you’ve
been warned. Know which people to use infantile
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high-brow humor with. Basically, if you don’t
know your audience, it’s going to make it much
harder to communicate with them in a hilarious
way.
8. Why can’t Smokey the Bear’s wife get
pregnant? Because when she’s in heat, he
beats her with a shovel.
Hey — violence against lovers. Not necessarily the
best thing to mention when texting somebody you
like, but it usually gets a laugh regardless.
As you can see, any joke that’s structures with a
short two-lines is perfect to send via text message.
Text message jokes will spike any person’s
mood, and it’s a great way to communicate with
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What to Text a Girl After You Got Her
Number
When you’re going out and meeting women, it’s
practically impossible to have a bad time. No
matter what your mood is before you go out,
you’re going to have a good time if you meet new
girls, socialize, flirt, and do all the things that men
are supposed to do when they’re going out and
having a good time with their friends. A lot of
people who go out and socialize at bars oftentimes
enjoy trading their numbers with people – but
how do you convert those numbers into actual
activity?
How do you make sure you meet up with a girl
later using all of the tricks that you’ve
accumulated over your extensive time learning
social dynamics and the art of meeting people?
The answer is simple. Keep reading. You want to
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are a number of things you have to do during the
interaction to maximize the opportunities you’ll
get later. Here’s what you do.
What to Text a Girl To Make Her Want You
1. Make sure the interaction was actually
good, and not something that you push just
because you feel like it.
There’s an overwhelming mentality among people
who do PUA, especially those that run bootcamps,
that you need to stay in an interaction even if it’s
going terribly. And sure, you might be able to turn
things around if you bomb on the initial approach,
but if you’re getting terrible, terrible flakes –
chances are that the interactions aren’t going as
well as you thought they were. They might even be
terribly annoyed to be talking to you and giving
you their number because they’re polite – it
happens all the time. They’ll save you in their
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you politely, and pretend like they never met you
when you text them days later. So when you’re
getting a number, feel in your gut if the
interaction is going well. If it’s not – don’t bother.
You’re already at a disadvantage, she’s already got
a cause to flake on you.
2. Make sure that you trade numbers with
each other.
This’ll prevent confusion when you text her later.
Anything to prevent confusion in an interaction
later, you want to aim for. Trading numbers
means when you’ll text her, she won’t go, ‘Huh?’
‘Wut?’ ‘Who is this serious’, or anything similar.
You get her number, that starts the interaction.
Now, mind you, the goal doesn’t have to be phone
numbers. Phone numbers mean absolutely
nothing – good interactions are the thing you
should be shooting for. But after you’ve had a
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ensures you will actually be able to talk to her.
You should be able to shoot for the number,
provided that the interaction goes swimmingly,
ten minutes into it. It should be the most natural
thing in the whole exchange, to make it seem like
you’re not overeager or too excited to get it. So,
once you have that, onto the next step.
3. Text her some callback humor.
You might not know what callback humor is – but
it’s referencing something earlier that you talked
about in the interaction. For instance, if you made
hilarious jokes with her about cake, text her about
cake. If you bonded over a communal love of the
Muppets – talk about how amazing Beaker and
Bunsen Honeydew are as a comedic duo. Remind
her of her love of absinthe shots, anything that
you talked about and do it in a light and flirty way.
She’ll be much more likely to text you back – and
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text you back. Callback humor establishes an
emotional connection – the perfect thing to text a
girl you just met. It’s what most pick-up
companies recommend you doing.
4. Hilarious pictures.
This is good if you want to know what to text a girl
to make her smile. Everybody wandering around
out there has some version of a smartphone that
can do an insane amount of activities that
somebody trying to court a girl in the 1960’s
would never dream of. Like, for instance, send
pictures. There are a ton of pictures that you can
pull off the internet, hilarious pictures with cats,
funny memes, anything that you’d normally be
able to make somebody laugh about in an
interaction with words – there are pictures for.
Just make sure they’re actually funny ones – it’s
an easy way to spike an emotional investment in
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making jokes.
5. Stupid jokes.
This is a concept that some people disagree on,
but the structure of a joke – a little bit of a hook,
investment from the audience, then the punchline
– is perfectly oriented to the small character form
of text messages. So, find some jokes, find some
goofy pictures, and experiment with what to text
a girl you just met.
You’ll find some things work best for you, and
some things don’t. But that’s yours to experiment
with.

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