With the zombie apocalypse approaching, Network Automation has outlined the top ways automation can save you time to concentrate on more important things—like killing zombies.

1. How Automation
Can Save You From a
Zombie Apocalypse
This Survivors’ Guide, published by Network Automation, Inc., is for immediate release, or for in the case a zombie tries to eat, bite, lick, scratch, maim, or otherwise hur

2. Reports are coming
from China of an
unknown, incurable
virus provoking normal
citizens to eat one
another.

3. And it is spreading around the world...

4. But, you can be saved.

5. Here are Five Ways Automation
Can Save You From
A Zombie Apocalypse

6. 1. Automation Saves You
Time to Concentrate on
More Important Things

7. By automating all of those manual, menial
tasks for work, you’ll know have time to…

8. Stockpile food.

9. Memorize exit routes out of the city.

10. And practice wind sprints to increase
your endurance for outrunning zombies.

11. 2. Put it in the Cloud

12. You’re constantly on the go.
Looking for food.
Looking for shelter.

13. But how do you
keep all of your
important
documents
safe?
The cloud.

14. With automation, you can quickly set up the
provisioning of servers and access your data
in whatever zombie-ravaged city you are in.

15. 3. Set it and Forget it

16. If you are blockading your door from 10
zombies trying to break in, you don’t have
time to worry about your boss’ request.

17. But with automation, your processes will still run
accurately and reliably even when you are too
busy to be there.
And ensure you your job if you do survive.

18. 4. Enterprise Implementation

19. After the first zombie attack, it will be important to synchronize
information within your neighborhood.

20. # of
zombies
Amount
of food?
Water
Survivors
With automation, you can securely upload that info to an FTP or SharePoint
site, share it with survivors and analyze which areas need which resources.

21. Emails or text messages could then be automatically sent to the resistance, telling them
when and where to meet and what supplies to bring. This could run hourly, daily or
weekly without any human (or zombie) intervention.

22. 5. Ease of Use

23. Developers today are
scarce. Developers in a
post-apocalyptic world
will be invaluable.

24. So instead of waiting for one to arrive…
Use an automation solution that doesn’t rely on custom code.

25. Use AutoMate
It’s a no-brainer

26. Which is exceedingly
better than having a
zombie eat yours.

27. “If you want to survive the
zombie apocalypse, download
a free, 30-day free trial of
AutoMate. Trust me, I’m
Zombie Bill Murray.”
—Zombie Bill Murray
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