MarketingProfs asked its Facebook group to finish this sentence: "You know you're a marketer if..." The responses that made us laugh the most were were illustrated and published in the following slideshow.

1. This is so me.
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2. a MarketingProfs slide show
Illustrated by Veronica Maria Jarski
Text crowdsourced
at the MarketingProfs Facebook Page

3. You know you're a marketer
if you give your kids
ideas about how to market
their lemonade stand.
(Libby Eddleman Spears)

4. You know you're a marketer if your family
thinks you "do Facebook" for a living.
(Corey O'Loughlin)

5. You know
you’re a marketer
if you get excited
at every beep
of a new lead
arriving in
your inbox!
(Tara Sundaram )

6. You know you're a marketer if you study
infomercials instead of changing the channel.
(Sherice Jacob)

7. You know you’re a marketer if you can
guess a brand by its typeface.
(Arie Moyal)
Calibri Algerian
Broadway
Corbel
Freestyle
Script
Goudy
stout

8. You know you’re a marketer if
you’re a little pitcher with big ears.
(Shelly Lucas)

9. You know you’re a marketer if
everything is a potential blog post.
(Veronica Maria Jarski)

10. You know you’re
a marketer if
you use unique
spelling and/or
capitalization in
your child's name
because of the
branding potential.
(David Pittman)

11. You know you’re
a marketer if
you see Facebook
contests and think,
"Well, that is a
blatant violation of
the Terms of
Service!" instead of
"I hope I win!"
(Corey O'Loughlin)

12. You know you're a marketer if you successfully
sell your son the benefits of a clean room!
(John At Gosomolo)

13. You know you're
a marketer if
you describe things
you like as
being in your
“consideration set."
(Lynn Altman)

14. You know you're a marketer
if you analyze food placement
on shelves
at the grocery store.
(Nicole Rodriguez)
You know you're a marketer
if you straighten up
items on store shelves.
(Tobias Schremmer)

15. You know
you're a marketer if
your work emails
(and personal ones)
have a compelling
subject line,
short bulleted points,
and a CTA in
three different places.
(Veronica Maria Jarski)

16. You know you're a marketer if you have
an email folder marked for emails you
like or are good examples that
you want to share with
your team.
(Tiffany Papedo Tuetken)

17. You know you're a marketer if you point out good
use of product placement while watching movies.
(Courtney Bosch)
Look at the billboard…
Is that overt product
placement or what?

18. You know you're a marketer if you watch the
Super Bowl for the commercials.
(Daniele Hagen)
Woo, hoo! Now,
we’re getting to
my favorite part
of the Super Bowl.
Argh… I just want to
watch the game already!

19. You know you're a marketer if you judge wines
by their labels.
(Megan Cordero)