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You Suck at Social Media

Bob Hazlett
BarCamp Memphis
What cha’ talkin’ ‘bout?
 Companies that do it bad
 Companies that do it good
 How not to suck
Hi, My name is Bob
 Online Marketing
 Internet Advertising
 Social Media
What I believe
 Darwin’s law
 In the power of new media
 and the community
 Heart and Passion >
 Strategy
 We can all do great things
About Me
About Me
About Me
Get to the Suckage already
Conversations happen
                  Iams Pet Food
                  Animal cruelty & PETA
                  Conversations happen
                  if you listen or not
                  Admit mistakes & fix
                  them
                  Participate/respond
                  and become part of
                  conversation
                  Call on your community
I am da’ Furminator
  4 positive customer
  reviews
  YouTube, Discussion
  boards
  Let the customers
  evangelize in ways they
  want
  Give them the tools
  Google peaking beyond
  walled gardens
Twitter taste in my mouth
 /BankofAmerica - Parked
 /WindowsXP - Hijacked
 /McDonalds - Parked
 /BritishAirways - Abandoned
Your twitter feels so good
    /Zappos     /Comcast       /DellOutlet
    Marketing & PR
•    exclusive offers & coupons
•    happenings in your industry
•    promote their interests
    Customer Service
•    individual attention
Social Net(doesn’t)work
                                                                        380 fans/5 mon.
                                                                        No conversation
                                                                        One big ad
                                                                        Integrate bands
                                                                        into page
                                                                    •    videos
                                                                    •    show how to edit
                                                                        Trick out ultimate
                                                                        computer



http://www.new.facebook.com/pages/Intel-studio/12110436949?ref=ts
Social Networks
 BMW 1 Series
 9000 / 7 days
 Personalized
 High Involvement
 Widget ads
 Single message
 across multiple
 channels
Pizza Hut Facebook Application
FedEx Launch Application
 Add attachments to messages
 Build off current functionality, but kept to core brand
 100k installs in 48 hrs, 50% coming back 10x
Bad Blogs
        Wal-Mart Across
        America
        Formed to counter
        criticism from
        unions
        Never a sad face
        Staged whole event



http://www.businessweek.com/bwdaily/dnflash/content/oct2006/db20061009_579137.htm
Good Corporate Blogs
                    Be genuine
                    It’s not just about you
                •    see CafePress blog
                    Provide value
                    Peak behind the curtain
                •    see 37Signals blog
                    Don’t be too serious
                •    see DreamHost blog
You blogger pitch like a girl
  Show you know who they are
  Highlight the benefits
  Community first
  Get to the point
SMS & Mobile
     RedBox
 •    Free Weekly Rental w/signup
 •    Flipped low-involvement task
     Meijer
 •    Gas alerts
 •    Top-of-mind
SMS Guidelines
 Make it easy
 Offer something unique and exclusive
 Multiple entry points (text, web)
 NO unsolicited messages, opt-in
 MMAGlobal.com
Bitter Beer Video
Martell does it well
                                             Martell Home Builders
                                             Create an experience
                                             Defined audience,
                                             developed strategies & tools




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_L4Pq0u9QQ
Social Media Guidelines
Listen before you act
Be Transparent
Engage customers
Build an experience
Make it Exclusive
Solve a problem
Be Human
Thought Leaders
Get more info
Get more info
Get more info
Skip to this slide in case of boring
  Participate
  Provide Value
  Do it on their terms
  Be human
  Create an Experience
  Don’t Suck
Thank you 	
 Download this presentation at




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You Suck At Social Media

  • 1. You Suck at Social Media Bob Hazlett BarCamp Memphis
  • 2. What cha’ talkin’ ‘bout? Companies that do it bad Companies that do it good How not to suck
  • 3. Hi, My name is Bob Online Marketing Internet Advertising Social Media
  • 4. What I believe Darwin’s law In the power of new media and the community Heart and Passion > Strategy We can all do great things
  • 8. Get to the Suckage already
  • 9. Conversations happen Iams Pet Food Animal cruelty & PETA Conversations happen if you listen or not Admit mistakes & fix them Participate/respond and become part of conversation Call on your community
  • 10. I am da’ Furminator 4 positive customer reviews YouTube, Discussion boards Let the customers evangelize in ways they want Give them the tools Google peaking beyond walled gardens
  • 11. Twitter taste in my mouth /BankofAmerica - Parked /WindowsXP - Hijacked /McDonalds - Parked /BritishAirways - Abandoned
  • 12. Your twitter feels so good /Zappos /Comcast /DellOutlet Marketing & PR • exclusive offers & coupons • happenings in your industry • promote their interests Customer Service • individual attention
  • 13. Social Net(doesn’t)work 380 fans/5 mon. No conversation One big ad Integrate bands into page • videos • show how to edit Trick out ultimate computer http://www.new.facebook.com/pages/Intel-studio/12110436949?ref=ts
  • 14. Social Networks BMW 1 Series 9000 / 7 days Personalized High Involvement Widget ads Single message across multiple channels
  • 15. Pizza Hut Facebook Application
  • 16. FedEx Launch Application Add attachments to messages Build off current functionality, but kept to core brand 100k installs in 48 hrs, 50% coming back 10x
  • 17. Bad Blogs Wal-Mart Across America Formed to counter criticism from unions Never a sad face Staged whole event http://www.businessweek.com/bwdaily/dnflash/content/oct2006/db20061009_579137.htm
  • 18. Good Corporate Blogs Be genuine It’s not just about you • see CafePress blog Provide value Peak behind the curtain • see 37Signals blog Don’t be too serious • see DreamHost blog
  • 19. You blogger pitch like a girl Show you know who they are Highlight the benefits Community first Get to the point
  • 20. SMS & Mobile RedBox • Free Weekly Rental w/signup • Flipped low-involvement task Meijer • Gas alerts • Top-of-mind
  • 21. SMS Guidelines Make it easy Offer something unique and exclusive Multiple entry points (text, web) NO unsolicited messages, opt-in MMAGlobal.com
  • 23. Martell does it well Martell Home Builders Create an experience Defined audience, developed strategies & tools http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_L4Pq0u9QQ
  • 36. Skip to this slide in case of boring Participate Provide Value Do it on their terms Be human Create an Experience Don’t Suck
  • 37. Thank you Download this presentation at OneHalfAmazing.com