This document appears to be a collection of random phrases and comments posted by Reliance Retail. There are over 50 short phrases ranging from references to drinking, dancing, singing, food, relationships, and jokes. Many of the phrases are nonsensical or unrelated to each other.

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RENDEZVOUS WITH THE SEA
DATE: - 07th September 2006
VENUE:- The Arabian Sea

2. Reliance Retail
ILLUMINATED WONDER

3. Reliance Retail
AN EPITAPH OF COLONIALISM

4. Reliance Retail
UPDATE ON FINANCE PROCESSES
ON TOP OF THE WORLD

5. Reliance Retail
ON TOP OF THE WORLD
OUR DEVIL WEARS PRADA

6. Reliance Retail
Daaru Kahan
Hai????
Maine
Chupaliya
*wink*
Mujhe bhi de
de yaar

7. Reliance Retail
TEEN BANDAR

8. Reliance Retail
WHAT IS MOBILE NO.?

9. Reliance Retail
THE BLACKIES

10. Reliance Retail
THE BLACKIES

11. Reliance Retail
May I have a
Dance?
Nahi Nahi.
Abhi nahi

12. Reliance Retail
PILLARS OF RR

13. Reliance Retail
I hope Kaushal is not standing
right above me…

14. Reliance Retail
Daaru bhi nahi
mila.. Khana
bhi nahi mila..

15. Reliance Retail
GRIN AWAY TO GLORY

16. Reliance Retail
SUTTA BY THE BAY

17. Reliance Retail
CHEERS!!! “Hey.. Isn’t the first guy under-aged??”

18. Reliance Retail
OF SAD FACES & HORNS

19. Reliance Retail
This extra-terrestrial creature is dangerous
WANTED… DEAD OR ALIVE

20. Reliance Retail
CLOSE-UP MUSKAAN

21. Reliance Retail
WIDE WILD W(AI)ST

22. Reliance Retail
JUMMA CHUMMA DE DE

23. Reliance Retail
A TOAST TO US

24. Reliance Retail
SAY CHEEEEESE !!!

25. Reliance Retail
A MOMENT WITH CHAMPAGNE

26. Reliance Retail
Bottle mere sir pe mat
phodo.

27. Reliance Retail
No. No. I am
not going to
pole dance.

28. Reliance Retail
WOLVES IN THE JUNGLE

29. Reliance Retail
WATCHFUL EYES

30. Reliance Retail
MERA BABU CHEL CHABILA MEIN TO NACHUNGI’

31. Reliance Retail
‘ROCK & ROLL SONIYE’

32. Reliance Retail
‘IT’S THE TIME TO DISCO’

33. Reliance Retail
‘NACH BALIYE’

34. Reliance Retail
Kaun? Ye
dance
karega???

35. Reliance Retail
DUDES ON THE DANCE FLOOR

36. Reliance Retail
Friends.. Romans.. Countrymen

37. Reliance Retail
Inquilaab Zindabad !!!

38. Reliance Retail
Keeping in view the dependencies
of our vertical from an IT or even
from a Loss prevention perspective
for that matter blah blah blah
However
Strategically
speaking…
BURP!
?

39. Reliance Retail
Do peg peeliye.
Ab batao
kahan hai billi?

40. Reliance Retail
GRINNNNNN !!!!

41. Reliance Retail
BOTTOMS UP!!!!

42. Reliance Retail
Glug… Glug… Glug… Glug…

43. Reliance Retail
Maine Pehle
Khatam Kiya Tha

44. Reliance Retail
Neele Neele
‘HAM’ber par…

45. Reliance Retail
WHO’S THE BALDEST OF THEM ALL?

46. Reliance Retail
ALIBABA CAVES

47. Reliance Retail
LAUGHING – JUST LIKE THAT

48. Reliance Retail
Hmmm… Daaru Chad Gaya Hai, Lagta hai.

49. Reliance Retail
Nanha munna raahi
Hun… RR ka sipahi hun

50. Reliance Retail
‘Kajra Re… Kajra Re…’

51. Reliance Retail
‘Tere Kare Kare Naina…’

52. Reliance Retail
MOVES OF THE BIG MAN ON THE DECK

53. Reliance Retail
FREAK SQUAD MAN… ResQ Him…

54. Reliance Retail
TITANIC II
Jack, the
Punjabi
Munda Kabaab mein haddi
Rose, the Damsel not in
distress

55. Reliance Retail
Hey! Where is
my Rose, huh?
Balle Balle!
Chill Jack! I am
just checking
out the
captain.

56. Reliance Retail
ROSE!!! Come
Back…

57. Reliance Retail
Who mujhe chod
ke chali gayi.
*sob* *sob*

58. Reliance Retail
THE CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP

59. Reliance Retail
“Lalalalalalalala…”

60. Reliance Retail
I just threw
the captain
into the sea

61. Reliance Retail
Check me out,
Rose.

62. Reliance Retail
Oops! I didn’t
see the
iceberg.

63. Reliance Retail
Shhh! Maine
kuch nahi kiya
HAAAAAAAA
I. Hum Doob
Jayenge!!

64. Reliance Retail
Up close and
personal

65. Reliance Retail
SHARMILA TIWARI

66. Reliance Retail
FOOOOOOD !!!

67. Reliance Retail
SLURP !

68. Reliance Retail
Ship doob jaane
se pehle khaana
khaa lun.

69. Reliance Retail
BEASTS ON THE FEAST
Eer..
Beer..
Fatte..

70. Reliance Retail
ZZZZZZZZZ…

71. Reliance Retail
Hum Do… Humaare Do…

72. Reliance Retail
DEEWAR…
Starring Refrigerator & Car Audio
Mere paas 5 CD
Changer hai, MP3
player, LCD screen
hai… Tumhare paas
kya hai?
Mere paas…
SURESH hai !

73. Reliance Retail
Biwi daant
rahi hai
yaar.
MADE FOR EACH OTHER??

74. Reliance Retail
*Smiles*

75. Reliance Retail
CDIT’s KUTUBMINAR

76. Reliance Retail
Kood Jaun
Kya?

77. Reliance Retail
IN RAPT ATTENTION

78. Reliance Retail
IN RAPTER ATTENTION

79. Reliance Retail
Award for the most Notorious Personality

80. Reliance Retail
COZY COZY

81. Reliance Retail
Santa Banta Joke 1

82. Reliance Retail
Santa Banta Joke 2… YAWN !!! ;))))

83. Reliance Retail
Finally Santa meets Banta. The End.