This presentation will aid the viewer in crafting a comprehensive plan to keep Kali safe from bees, wasps, and maybe hornets? Who knows.

1. Keeping Kali Safe From Bees
A brief presentation

2. Why do bees sting people?
• No one knows
• Bees are a mystery
• Maybe the queen told them to

3. The Internet suggests:
• Don't wear perfumes or colognes.
• Avoid wearing brightly colored clothing, especially floral prints.
• Be careful what you eat outdoors.
• Don't walk barefoot.
• Try not to wear loose-fitting clothes.
• Stay still.
• Keep your car windows rolled up.
• Rinse your garbage and recycling cans and keep lids on them.
• Don't hang out in the flower garden.
• Call a professional to have unwanted bees, wasps, or hornets removed.

4. Don’t smell
• Repeated bee stings may mean you smell.
• Avoid pollen-scented body sprays.

5. Dress drab
• Bees hate flashy dressers.
• They only get one outfit, so they are bitter.
• Bees are so dumb, they can’t tell the
difference between flowers and flower prints.

6. Bee-safe wedding
• What a handsome group of bee-safe groomsmen!

7. Don’t eat anything bees like
• They are right bastards
• They want your food
• They will fuck you up to get it.
• Look at this fat bee. Probably got fat from
other peoples’ food:

8. Don’t walk barefoot
• They just wait on the ground, just to sting you.
• Turn the tables with a pair of shoes.

9. Don’t wear loose clothing
• The Internet seriously says this.
• They’ll get all up in your stuff, I guess.
?

10. Stay Still
• Don’t blink
• Don’t even blink

11. Don’t go outside
• That’s where bees are.
• Don’t run. Consider breaking up old concrete
for exercise instead.

12. Sources
• http://insects.about.com/od/antsbeeswasps/a
/10-tips-to-avoid-bee-stings.htm