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I. Video marketing content for you!
Running out of things to talk about with the family this holiday season?
Want to break the ice with your boss? Need a good one-liner to kick off
your next speaking gig?
Why not open with a joke?
There's nothing I love more than a great joke -- except, perhaps, a
deliciously corny joke. And that's just what we have for you today,
folks. Ten marketing jokes, sourced from my hilariously corny
marketing colleagues. To be honest with you, I could read through a few
dozen more of these, so please, for the love of marketing, share your
corny (or actually funny) marketing jokes with us in the comments!
Alright, some light and light-hearted reading for you -- 10 ridiculous
marketing jokes!
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2. 10 Cheesy Marketing Jokes for Your Entertainment
1) How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None -- they've automated it. Tweet This Joke!
2) What does the new Chips Ahoy marketing director do her first day on
the job?
Enable cookies. Tweet This Joke!
3) Why did the naughty lead's phone ring at 1 a.m.?
For a booty call-to-action. Tweet This Joke!
4) What's a personality trait of a bad marketer?
Anti-social. Tweet This Joke!
5) Why did the marketer get off the trampoline?
He was worried about his bounce rate. Tweet This Joke!
6) Why can't a lead date a religious marketer?
Because she'll always be trying to convert him. Tweet This Joke!
7) A stock photo walks into a bar, and the patrons start pointing and
giggling. She looks at the bartender and says, "Why's everyone staring?"
The bartender says ...
"Cuz your ALT tag is showing." Tweet This Joke!
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3. 8) Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interruptive marketer
Interruptive marke--
Tweet This Joke!
9) Why did the marketing couple decide not to get married?
Because they weren't on the same landing page. Tweet This Joke!
10) What is a pirate's favorite piece of marketing content?
A webinAAAAR! Tweet This Joke!
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4. It's always a good idea to end on a pirate joke. Alright, now it's your
turn. Share your silly marketing jokes with us in the comments!
Awesome Jokes From Commenters
11) How many marketers does it take to change a light bulb?
It isn't too late to make this neon instead, is it?
12) Why do marketers make such good wide receivers?
Because they always stay inbounds.
13) What's a pirate's favorite thing about marketing?
Thee arrrrrrROI!
14) How much does a hipster weigh?
An insta-gram.
15) What movie features a marketer stuck on a deserted island?
Web-Cast Away.
16) What's a telemarketer's favorite song?
Answer my call, maybe.
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5. II. Video marketing tips
#1: Make your title count
Just like a headline to a blog post,
video titles can pull powerful
traffic. There are two main reasons
why the title is so important. One,
a great title can instantly grab a
viewer’s attention.
Two, when you use the appropriate keywords in your title, you are more
likely to show up on search engines when people are searching for your
topic. And remember Google owns YouTube, so there’s a story
connection between video and searching.
#2: Provide excellent content
Take some time to think about your ideal viewer. What do you know
that they’ll find valuable? What can you teach them? “How-to” videos
are extremely successful because not only do they offer great value to
your viewer, but also you’re able to showcase your knowledge and skill,
thus positioning yourself as an expert. This is key as you continue to
grow your brand.
#3: Include your URL in your video
When you edit your video, take advantage of the different editing
features. One easy feature is to add a text box to your video. This is
where you can display your website address and it’s a great way to get
exposure.
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6. Here’s a screen shot of Mari Smith’s YouTube channel. Notice how she
used a text box in her video to display key information, including her
website URL at the end of her video. Smart move!
#4: Take advantage of video’s branding opportunities
For branding purposes, have your company logo displayed prominently
somewhere on the screen. You can do this at all times, or during key
times in your video.
In the image below, notice how the company logo is displayed in the
upper-left corner. You can display your logo throughout your video or
only at key times.
#5: Always provide an HTML link
When you post on YouTube, you have the option to write a short
description of your video. Always start with the link you want to drive
your viewers to so you don’t miss this key opportunity.
Here’s a snapshot of the description boxes from one of my YouTube
videos. Notice the placement of my website URL (it’s the first thing
you want to put in the box!) and the keywords I used in my title as well
as the description.
#6: Go beyond YouTube
Most people post their videos on YouTube. In addition to this, make
sure to always embed your video on your own website. This will
increase the amount of time people spend on your website and help grow
a captive audience.
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7. Also, Google’s algorithms consider how many times a video is viewed,
and embedded video views you receive get added to the ‘views’ tally on
YouTube. This is important for showing up in Google search results!
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