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DÉFINITIONS DU MARIAGE.
Acte religieux qui consiste à créer un crucifié de plus et une vierge de moins. DÉFINITION RELIGIEUSE
Sentence dont, le condamné à perpétuité, est libéré uniquement pour mauvaise conduite. DÉFINITION JURIDIQUE
Aucune femme n’a ce qu’elle espérait et aucun homme n’espérait ce qu’il a. DÉFINITION DE LA VIE COURANTE
Somme d’emmerdes, soustraction de liberté, multiplication de responsabilités, division des biens. DÉFINITION MATHEMATIQUE
C’est la seule guerre où l’on dort avec l’ennemi. DÉFINITION MILITAIRE
Sert à résoudre à deux des problèmes que l’on aurait jamais eu en restant célibataire. DÉFINITION PHILOSOPHIQUE
PUIS, VIENT L’HEURE DU BILAN. LE MARIAGE AVANT ET APRÈS:
Avant: 2 fois par nuit Après: 2 fois par mois Avant: tu m’essouffles Après: tu m’étouffes Avant: ne t’arrête pas Après: ne commence pas
Avant: Saturday night fever Après: Monday night football Avant: je me demande ce que  je faisais sans elle (sans lui) Après: mais qu’est-ce que je fais avec elle (avec lui) Avant: être à tes côtés Après: reste de ton côté
Avant: érotique Après: neurologique Avant: on croirait qu’on est ensemble depuis toujours Après: on est toujours ensemble Avant: on l’a fait sur le canapé Après: j’ai dormi sur le canapé
MAIS ON CONTINUE,  CAR, APRÈS TOUT, L’AMOUR EST PLUS FORT QUE TOUT.

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Definition Du Mariage

  • 2. Acte religieux qui consiste à créer un crucifié de plus et une vierge de moins. DÉFINITION RELIGIEUSE
  • 3. Sentence dont, le condamné à perpétuité, est libéré uniquement pour mauvaise conduite. DÉFINITION JURIDIQUE
  • 4. Aucune femme n’a ce qu’elle espérait et aucun homme n’espérait ce qu’il a. DÉFINITION DE LA VIE COURANTE
  • 5. Somme d’emmerdes, soustraction de liberté, multiplication de responsabilités, division des biens. DÉFINITION MATHEMATIQUE
  • 6. C’est la seule guerre où l’on dort avec l’ennemi. DÉFINITION MILITAIRE
  • 7. Sert à résoudre à deux des problèmes que l’on aurait jamais eu en restant célibataire. DÉFINITION PHILOSOPHIQUE
  • 8. PUIS, VIENT L’HEURE DU BILAN. LE MARIAGE AVANT ET APRÈS:
  • 9. Avant: 2 fois par nuit Après: 2 fois par mois Avant: tu m’essouffles Après: tu m’étouffes Avant: ne t’arrête pas Après: ne commence pas
  • 10. Avant: Saturday night fever Après: Monday night football Avant: je me demande ce que je faisais sans elle (sans lui) Après: mais qu’est-ce que je fais avec elle (avec lui) Avant: être à tes côtés Après: reste de ton côté
  • 11. Avant: érotique Après: neurologique Avant: on croirait qu’on est ensemble depuis toujours Après: on est toujours ensemble Avant: on l’a fait sur le canapé Après: j’ai dormi sur le canapé
  • 12. MAIS ON CONTINUE, CAR, APRÈS TOUT, L’AMOUR EST PLUS FORT QUE TOUT.