This document contains a short Valentine's Day card message expressing frustration that a partner complains about Valentine's Day but expects a card. It then makes a joking threat involving getting shot if the partner doesn't take the sender back. The next sentence wishes a Happy Valentine's Day to whoever the sender most recently slept with. It concludes by commenting that the sender has many Facebook friends but none willing to be intimate.

1. you’d be better off without!

2. You say Valentine’s Day is stupid and commercial and meaningless and over-rated and then you moan when I don’t get you a card So fine: here’s a card Happy Now?

4. Roses are Red Bullets are Lead Take me back Now Or get shot in the Head!

5. Happy Valentine to the person I have slept with most recently.

7. I have 4275 friends on Facebook but none of them will sleep with me….