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Laws of Probability

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LAW OF THE QUEUE <ul><li>If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now </li></ul>

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LAW OF THE TELEPHONE <ul><li>When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone </li></ul>

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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR <ul><li>After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. </li></ul>

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LAW OF THE WORKSHOP <ul><li>Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner </li></ul>

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LAW OF THE ALIBI <ul><li>If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre </li></ul>

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BATH THEOREM <ul><li>When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings </li></ul>

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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: <ul><li>The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with </li></ul>

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LAW OF THE RESULT <ul><li>When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will ! </li></ul>

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THEATRE RULE <ul><li>People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last </li></ul>

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LAW OF COFFEE <ul><li>As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold </li></ul>

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LAW OF BIOMECHANICS <ul><li>The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to it’s reach </li></ul>