1. You know you’re an email junkie when... you wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and check your email on your way back to bed.

2. You know you’re an email junkie when… ...you name your children Eudora, Mozilla, and Dotcom.

5. Did you know? Yahoo is worth $8.2 billion, compared to The New York Times at $7.6 billion

6. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

7. If at first you don’t succeed… blame your computer.

8. As soon as you understand your computer, it will become obsolete.

9. He who laughs last, probably made a back-up disk.

10. To foul up is human, to foul-up royally requires a computer .

11. A computer program will do what you tell it to, seldom what you want it to.

12. Half the cause of computer problems, is computer solutions.

13. Notable Quotables “ The flying machine will eventually be fast; they will be used in sport, but they are not to be thought of as commercial carriers.” --Octave Chanute, pioneer, 1904

14. Notable Quotables “ The idea of space travel is bilge.” -Sir Richard Wooley, Astronomer Royal, UK, 1956

15. Notable Quotables “ Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.” -Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre

16. Notable Quotables “ Landing and moving around on the moon offer so many problems for human beings that it may take science another 200 years to lick them.” -Lord Kelvin, physicist and mathematician video from http://loft.meaning.com/library/gutenburg/etext94/landing/00_index.htm

17. Notable Quotables “ Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.” --Lord Kelvin, President Royal Society, 1895

18. Notable Quotables “ The ‘horseless carriage’ is at present a luxury for the wealthy; and although its price will probably fall in the future, it will never come into as common use as the bicycle” --Literary Digest, 1881

19. Notable Quotables “ I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” --Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943

20. Worth Quoting “ Computers in the future may weight no more than 1.5 tons.” --Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949

21. Worth Quoting “ I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won’t last out the year.” --The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957

22. Notable Quotables “ There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.” -Ken Olson, President, Chairman and Founder of Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977

23. Notable Quotables “ 640K ought to be enough for anybody.” --Bill Gates, Microsoft Corporation, 1981