1. Funny English Mistakes From
Around the World
by InnocentEnglish.com

2. River highway sign:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS
SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS
ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

3. A flush button in subway
toilet:
You lady will push this button
before leaving.

4. Signs on trash cans in an
amusement park:
PLEASE WASTE!

5. Private school:
NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT
PERMISSION.

6. Babysitting ad by college
students:
"Please call us! We will provide
you with any emergency."

7. In a zoo:
Please do not feed the
animals. If you have any
suitable food,
give it to the guard on duty.

8. In anairline ticket office:
We take your bags and
send them in all directions.

9. Outside a tailor shop:
Ladies have fits upstairs.

10. In an advertisement by
a dentist:
Teeth extracted
by the latest Methodists.

11. On cash register:
Sorry. We can not change.

12. Sign in a cafeteria:
Please keep chair on position
and keep table cleaned after
dying.

13. Special today
No ice cream.

14. “Colorful dining space
surrounded by
stained glasses."

15. In a restaurant:
We serve people like you
as good food!

16. It will take about 1 minute
to fix a hot drink.
Please wail.

17. Sign in restaurant:
Our great food will never
leave you!

18. A sign at a small health clinic:
IF YOU SEE A WOMAN
LABORING, GO TO
A HOSPITAL
RIGHT AWAY!

19. From the instructions on an action
figure toy: BEWARE OF BEING
SWALLOWED BY CHILD, DUE
TO SMALL PARTS!

20. Sign in a Tokyo taxi cab: PLEASE
FASTEN SEATBELT TO
PREPARE FOR CRASH.

21. Sign in a Paris hotel:
PLEASE LEAVE
YOUR VALUES
AT THE FRONT DESK

22. On a yellow caution sign:
CAREFULLY FALL INTO THE
RIVER.

23. A sign in a Norwegian cocktail
lounge:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED
NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN AT
THE BAR.

24. Actually said:
My mother is an inferior
decorator.

25. On talk show:
Julia Roberts' mouth is bigger
than most Hollywood actresses.

26. On a blog:
Last night friends visited and
we served a nice pig dinner.

27. It is important to me to prevent
my children from not smoking.

28. In a recipe:
Next, put the cabbages in salt
water.
Then sit in the sink until the
morning.

29. Actually said:
My sister exploded in the
microwave with a potato!