5. Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you use the excuse that you
were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the next morning you
will actually have a flat tire.
6. O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you
have left will start to move faster
than the one you are in now.
7. Bell's Theorem:
As soon as the body is immersed
fully in the bathtub, the telephone
will ring.
8. Rubys Principle of Close
Encounters:
The probability of meeting
someone you know increases
when you are in a situation
where you do not want to be
seen by anybody.