Andrew Black

Kennebunk, Maine

there was a young man who wanted to make a lot of money, and so he went to this guru. he told the guru, 'i want to be on the same level you're on' and so the guru said 'if you want to be on the same level i'm on, i'll meet you tomorrow at the beach at 4am' he's like 'the beach? i said i want to make money, i don't wanna swim' guru said 'if you want to make money, i'll meet you tomorrow, 4am' so the young man got there at 4am, he's all ready to rock and roll, got on a suit. shoulda worn shorts old man grabs his hand and says 'how bad do you want to be successful?' he said 'real bad' he said 'walk on out into the water' so he walks out into the water, it goes waist deep, he's like 'th