2. …and he’s so naïve that he probably
don’t think this is about him.

3. I knows everything about everything!

4. Pretends to be an expert and knows
absolutely NOTHING.

5. Yes, for all the wrong reasons but hey,
marketing is marketing.

6. Present everywhere, active no where.
Our business goal is to create profiles on all social media platform.

7. OMG! We’re awesome.

8. Our social media policy is simple.
We post about every thing. YES. Every. Single. Thing.

9. Oh gosh, Trending? We are in.
*Even if it means humiliation for us in public.*

10. #YOLO
We keep our HASHTAGS tacky and clueless.

11. We’re too well informed (read arrogant) to do a
search. Got problem? Die in hell.

12. Heehaw! We’ll flood your timelines with our content.

13. Why is no one listening?!? Let’s ROAR!