The document proposes a new sport called "Splat!" that involves using a silicone colander and eggs. The goal of the sport is for players to toss eggs to each other using the colander to catch them without the eggs hitting the floor and breaking. The loser has to eat any eggs that splat on the floor. It describes the rules where players stand at least 3 feet apart and try to catch eggs tossed between them using techniques that don't involve bare hands.