2. Can you survive a global pandemic?
The year is 2020. It’s already been a long year and suddenly
you get news that a global pandemic is making the world
collectively come to a halt. The doctors are calling it the
Virus because they are too tired to come up with a name. It’s
every man for himself. So, can you survive a global
pandemic? Choose your first action.
A: Collect Necessities
B: Find a Cure
C: Pretend Everything is Fine
3. You chose: Collect Necessities
Collecting necessities is a very good idea for a
pandemic. But what constitutes as a necessity?
A: Toilet Paper
B: Masks
C: Vogue Magazines
4. You chose: Find a Cure
Finding a cure is the most logical choice. How do
you go about it?
A: Drink Fish Tank Cleaner
B: Modify a Pre-existing vaccine
C: Reverse Engineer the Virus
5. You chose: Pretend Everything is Fine
Although it might not be the healthiest option, I get
where you’re coming from. What does your denial
look like?
A: Binge Netflix
B: Make Memes
C: Get Ready for Christmas
6. You chose to collect TP
Unfortunately, your only plan was to stock up on toilet
paper. You got to Walmart and they were already sold
out. You attempted to steal from someone's cart and they
gave you the virus.
RIP
Try again
7. You chose to collect masks
Congrats! You stocked up on masks and washed your
hands regularly. You also socially distanced and shook
hands with people by bumping elbows.
You lived!
Try again
8. You chose to collect Vogue
Why did you think this was a necessity?
You dead.
RIP
Try again
9. You chose drink fish tank cleaner
RIP. You died from drinking fish tank cleaner..
What did you think was going to happen?
Try again
10. You chose to modify a vaccine
You had the right idea, but after trying to modify
the Salk vaccine but you messed up the
measurements. You decided to test the
measurements on yourself first.
You died. RIP
Try again
11. You chose to reverse the Virus
Congrats!
You spent eighteen months in a lab
trying to reverse the Virus.
You’re kind of a nerd now but you
successfully cured the Virus!
Try again
12. You chose to binge Netflix
Congrats! You didn’t leave your house for five years
and although you no longer have friends you outlived
the Virus.
On the downside, you’re now addicted to The Office but
at least you lived.
Try again
13. You chose to make memes
RIP. You went outside and licked a swing set “for the vine” and
got the Virus.
However, you are now TikTok famous
so it was kind of worth it.
Try again
14. You chose to get ready for Christmas
You went to Target to get tinsel but while you
were there a woman thought you had the last roll
of toilet paper and strangled you with your tinsel.
R I P
Try again
