Oh, yeah, it's election year funtime with the GOP. This presentation puts everything into perspective when it comes to the Republican nit wits running for the highest office in the land.

1. Fun Times With the 2012 GOP

2. What is the GOP?
One of the two major political parties in America
A bunch of asshats with
No real ideas
No viable plans
No leadership
An extreme agenda
Completely out of touch with the American people
A wholly owned subsidiary of the Christian right

3. Concerns of the American People
The economy
Jobs
Taxes
Jobs
Saving their homes
Jobs
Saving Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security
Jobs

4. The 2012 GOP Agenda
Waging the War on Women

5. The 2012 GOP Agenda
Demonizing the LGBT Community

6. The 2012 GOP Agenda
Decimate Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security

7. The 2012 GOP Agenda
Creating an American Theocracy

8. The 2012 GOP Agenda
Starting a War With Iran

9. The 2012 GOP Agenda
Taking Care of the 1%

10. The 2012 GOP Agenda
Screwing Over the 99%

11. The 2012 GOP Agenda
Decimating the U.S. Constitution

12. The Cast of Characters

13. Cast of Characters
For a while, we had Crazy Michele Bachmann running
for president of the free world
But she dropped out.

14. Cast of Characters
But not before Halloween, when she got her own
mask

15. Cast of Characters
For a while we had Pizza Man, Herman Cain, running
for president

16. Cast of Characters
He dropped out too. But not before he got his own ice
cream flavor.

17. Cast of Characters
For a while, we had whack job Rick Perry running for
president too
But he dropped out too.

18. But Do Not Despair
There are plenty of asshats in the GOP

19. There's Mitt Romney
He could be the nominee...

20. Mitt's A Member in Good Standing
Of the 1%, of course

21. Mitt's Not Very Good With Pets

22. There's Rick Santorum
He's the darling of the Christian right wing-nuts
(Personally, I don't think he's this buff.)

23. Rick is an Asshat of Biblical
Proportions
The separation between church and state makes him
want to throw up

24. There's Uncle Newtie
He's big on family values (and he's got a lot of
families)

25. There's Ron Paul
We have no idea what the fuck he stands for, but it
isn't good

26. We Almost Had Sarah Palin

27. But There Was That Little Corruption
Problem

28. These Guys Kinda' Make You Miss the
Good Old Days

29. Although Some Asshats From the Old
Regime are Still Around

30. But Don't Worry: There are Plenty of
Laughs Left

31. The GOP Loves Revisionist History

32. The GOP Favors Small Government
It has to be small enough to fit in a woman's uterus

33. The GOP Attracts The Best & The
Brightest

34. GOP Supporters Watch the Best News

35. And They Think This is Evolution

36. Let's Hope Election History Doesn't
Repeat Itself
When freakin' America voted for George W. Bush

37. Because This is When I'll Vote GOP

38. You Know This is What We Should Do