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Happy B-Day, Lily Allen!
- 1. Lily Allen’s Anniversary Photo Album I have a funny feeling I won’t like these pictures…
- 2. Being a small dog isn’t easy, I can tell you… You have to put up with a lot of pink crap. Pink crap Pink crap Pink crap
- 3. Nice bling you got there, grandma. Do you mind if I call you grandma, grandma? My first meeting with grandma. She’s pretty cool.
- 4. Chubby, but cute. Tell you what: check for flees and if he ain’t got none, you can give him my number… My childhood sweetheart. We never got beyond video-chatting, though…Too bad, I liked him.
- 5. Do you mind??! It was a private moment! Stop taking pictures while I’m asleep!!! Nice to finally meet you! You look even better in person than you did on screen… Hihi!
- 6. CHOCOLATE!!! Oh, boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t like to be labeled as “obsessed”. I prefer “chocolate-lover”. Thanks for understanding.
- 7. Let me put it this way: I’m a frickin’ DOG, not a toy!!! There was this guy who really pissed me off…
- 8. Dude, not my ears!!! At first I thought I just had to tell him that I didn’t like my ears being pulled off my head and he would understand…
- 9. Ok, he’s going to stop pulling my head off any minute now…Aaaany minute now… God knows I was patient….
- 10. You just don’t get how annoying you are, do you? He just didn’t get it.
- 11. I like my pillows soft and warm, thank you. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………
- 12. I can’t see! I can’t see!!! Will someone pull me up, please? Pretty please?! Sighisoara Medieval Festival my chihuahua ass! The only thing medieval about that was the way they treat their dog.
- 13. Can anyone please tell me where we’re going?! Hello, driver?! Of course, I’m always the last to know everything.
- 14. Let’s keep it simple. Enough with the waving, already! Man, do I hate public good-byes!
- 15. Yeah, it’s easy for you to say. They just made you wear that horrible outfit. But you didn’t get squeezed half-dead in a bag, did you? Did you? Visiting the Putna monastery. In a bag. Sneaked in like a thief. Degrading even for a dog, I tell you.
- 16. I’d hate to interrupt this lovely photo session, but I think my…you know… my thingie is showing. Humans. No respect for our intimacy whatsoever! Grrrr….
- 17. Easy for you to smile. You’re not dressed like a frickin’ cake. You’d think the pink crap gets better in time. It only gets worse. Pink crap
- 18. Cake, my precioussss… So I let her dress me in pink crap at parties, knowing that at some point, there will be cake.
- 19. Ugh! And she goes out and buys the only cake I hate. Typical.
- 20. 7 am? You. Have. Got. To. Be. Kidding. Me. I hate it when she wakes me up to take me for a walk before I had my beauty sleep.
- 21. Please don’t let her find me, please don’t let her find me. Sometimes, if I have enough time, I hide under the bed. But she always finds me. I think she implanted a microchip inside my ass.
- 22. At least it’s not pink… I hate wearing dog clothes. Dog clothes designers have no respect for us dogs.
- 23. What are you staring at?! Can’t a dog pull off a teddy bear’s eyes in private anymore?
- 24. You know what… just forget everything I said. Pink is still crap, and she has probably implanted a chip up my ass, but she really loves me. And I kind of really love her right back.
- 25. Happy Birthday, dear Lily!!! Cake? Did anyone just say cake???