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1. Jan Bak

3. Subtitle
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She Said It
Doesn’t Matter

4. It Does

5. But A Lot
Of Them Are
Annoying

6. The Thought
Is Gross!

7. Say
It
Isn’t
So!

8. Cut Your
Nails, You
Filthy
Mofo

9. What You
Think That
Joint Account
Is For?

10. All The
Other Guys
Meant
Nothing!
It Was
Just
Physical
You’re
The Real
Star

11. Sure I Do

12. The Impact Of
Post-Internet Globalization
On Humanity

13. Evergreen
Jan Bak

14. I’ve been
called crazy,
That’s cool
with me.

15. 2016
The cream rises to the top
Because in

16. You don’t have to tell white
lies to make people like you
Easy way out
is to smile in
a man’s face then
gossip behind his back
But what
happens when
your child points
the finger at you?

17. I chase these bills,
I don’t chase cheap thrills

18. You don’t want
me in your
insurance pool…
Why would I want to
subsidize the health
care of a bunch of
spoiled adults?

20. Barriers To Entry
Jan Bak
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21. GUESS THAT’S JUST
HUMAN NATURE
A classic insult men employ is to tell other men that
their goals/dreams/plans/ambitions are an illusion

22. It’s a good thing American
Women don’t have time for that

23. Money can’t buy love – Being practical
might get you invited for coffee though
George Costanza – I can’t drink coffee late at night
Too late to be drinking coffee

24. $5 Cover
$5 – All you needed to enjoy an evening downtown
with your friends…maybe it was two 5’s…

25. Chanel No 5
Separates the upper class from the middle class

26. DJ Mustard 95 BPM Beats
You can call the music stupid,
but she’s too busy partying to hear you

27. Wrigley’s 5 Gum
It’s a universal thing how one’s reaction to being
offered gum tells volumes about one’s personality

28. 5th Amendment
Chappelle Show – Tron

30. •
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31. LIFE IN A
NUTSHELL
E X P L A I N E D B Y ‘ M U R I C A
W I T H H E L P F R O M T H A T P O S T M A N A G I T A T O R N E W M A N

32. Childhood

33. Adulthood

34. WORK, WORK,
WORK, PAY TAXES
THEN WORK SOME MORE

36. In the meantime, there’s so much great music to listen to
And just as many great album covers

37. Some are pure perfection

38. Others are dope as hell

39. And there are those that appeal to the attributes prized by
both the superficial and non-superficial man and
the superficial and non-superficial woman

40. SIDENOTE
DJ Premier
is the man

42. I’ve got some secrets to tell
Listen up…

43. Why I Love Change
In the city, you need quarters to wash
your clothes and the moment you need to
do laundry is when quarters magically
vanish from the Earth

44. Why I Use Many Credit Cards
When you marry for money, you earn every
penny, so I guess I’m single for the time
being…and that’s absolutely fine with me

45. Why I Enjoy Foreign Cars
They are quite nice, and they bring quite nice
moments into my life. In addition, the service
required to maintain them creates new forms
of gainful employment, so it’s not just
“American cars” that are good to buy

46. That’s It

47. Jules Don’t Play
When I’m in business mode, I like to
focus by watching Pulp Fiction

49. GOING THROUGH SOME THINGS
JAN BAK
LUXURY CARS ASIDE,
GERMAN ENGINEERING IS OKAY,
AMERICAN WORKMANSHIP IS REALLY WHAT’S UP

50. NICE DIPLOMA ON THE WALL
WAS IT WORTH THE TIME AND MONEY PUT IN TO GET IT?
BUSINESS OVER BUFFOONERY
THE ONLY THING PEOPLE LOVE MORE THAN PAYING LIP SERVICE TO THINGS
THEY NEVER PLAN TO ACTUALLY DO IS TO GET PAID FOR ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING

51. PROPERTY ZONES, STUDENT LOANS, AUTO LOANS, CELL PHONES
 Nobody wants to work hard for 15 years and not have a car to drive
 Nobody ever thought they would end up homeless
 Nobody ever believed that “This Economy” could happen to them
 Nobody ever expected to pay “That Much!” in alimony
 Nobody always thought Everybody was dumber than him, and he always felt like
Somebody until he realized that Anybody could do his job and Anybody’s friend
treated his wife in a way that Nobody could never understand
 The only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about, but just
remember that people are almost always talking
 If tomorrow never comes, then it doesn’t come, but just in case it does, be ready

52. IF YOU DO IT SMART, YOU WON’T HAVE TO FACE THOSE PROBLEMS
Think with your head

53. This is better than Days Of Our Lives, this is Real Life

54. I made it to where I want to be in life
And everybody I know that’s still chasing their goals
Thinks I owe them something
And every person that was down with me
Or wanted to be, wants to be just like me
They think I owe them something
Every woman I stopped spending time with
Thinks I owe them something
A man can't even ride in his car
Can't even walk through the streets
Without a joker thinking that he owes them something
I got mine, you need to get yours
People I used to call family,
They don’t understand me,
They think a man just got beaucoup money,
Just to blow on them, just to give to some m**********rs
That don’t want to do anything for themselves
Be a real m**********r, be a true player, get your own
I Enjoy Covers & Samples

55. GOON COLLUSION
FUTURISTIC FICTION
GCFF
It’s not real

56. WE’RE GOING TO BLAME OTHERS FOR RANDOM
NONSENSE AND BLOW MINOR THINGS WAY OUT
OF PROPORTION WHILE WE SECRETLY COLLUDE
TO GOUGE PRICES

57. JK, JK
WE’RE JUST DOING OUR JOBS

58. BUT SERIOUSLY, WHAT
NUMBER SHOULD I PLUG
INTO THE COMPUTER FOR
THE DISCOUNT RATE?

59. PRAY.HUSTLE.COLLECT.PARTY
JAN BAK

60. PRAY

61. HUSTLE

62. COLLECT

63. PARTY

64. Feeling Depressed? Angry? Bored?
Eager? Overstimulated? Upset? Lost?
Confused? Frustrated?
SOMETIMES THE BEST SOLUTION IS
TO GO TUNNEL VISION ON THE MONEY

65. Tunnel Vision
Money, Money, Money, Money, Money

69. You Don’t
Know My Name
J. BAK

70. The Evolution Of My Name
Bak Jawnqs Jon
Silent Q

71. Why would anyone want to ‘Climb the Ladder’
when it’s much smarter to ‘Walk the Steps’
1
2.4
6
The Steps
Learning The Game Winning The Game Defining The Game

72. Nowadays, call me what you want –
Just don’t forget the ‘J’
J JJJ

73. StoryboardProtagonist
The Shirtless
Man
Premise
Protagonist yells at other
dudes to seem tough in
front of his lady pal –
Hilarity ensues
Executive Summary for a potential television program entitled
Bums Making Money

74. The Friends, The Foes
Here & Abroad
Jan Bak
What you know about repatriating finances?

75. >

77. Quite Nice Moments™ − Marked by Paul Wall Music
Chillin’ With
The Homies
Living,
Laughing,
Lounging
Working At The
Intercontinental

78. More Money Making Music
You already know
in case you don’t have enough

79. Ain’t The Same Ballpark,
Ain’t The Same League,
Ain’t Even The Same Sport

84. “
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87. “
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89. Sup

98. Jumpman
Jumpman
Jumpman
Jumpman
Trumpman

99. WORKING
Since 2001