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DavidSahud.com
LAUGHTER IS THE WORLD’S
BEST MEDICINE
LIFE’S JOURNEY
THROUGH THE ABSURD
Told With Sophistication and Wise-Ass Humor
Amazon.com 5 Star Reviews
WARNING: “This Book Causes
Smiles, Chuckles, and Outbursts of
Laughter”
DavidSahud.com
David's stories are engaging,
entertaining, and full of both true
and embellished historical facts.
DavidSahud.com
Growing up during the depression
as a Jewish boy with an
Arabic-sounding name…
DavidSahud.com
…in what he describes as a dysfunctional
family environment, gave him a ton of
fodder for his stories.
DavidSahud.com
Retired folks will definitely be able to
relate to many of the stories, and their
children will enjoy reading them, so they
can try to understand their parents
DavidSahud.com
Business people will be inspired by
David's innate ability to turn even the
most dire circumstance into a win-win.
DavidSahud.com
EVERYONE will find David's
stories not only enjoyable…
DavidSahud.com
BUT also will see parts of their own
lives that parallel the times of his life…
DavidSahud.com
…Cleverly depicted in humorous,
engaging, and partially
auto-biographical tales.
DavidSahud.com
STORIES LIKE…
DavidSahud.com
BACK TO THE FUTURE
“NO I Haven’t Changed a Bit
In FIFTY Years!” DavidSahud.com
HOUSE OF SAHUD
“You are Mr. David Sowd? Mr. Sowd, where are
you going on this trip?” As I was led through a
Door Marked “AIRPORT SECURITY”
DavidSahud.com
IN NAME ONLY
“I can’t figure out your
name. Are you Arabic or
Moslem?” I said, “Why
are you sitting there with
a sharp scalpel in your
hand and questioning my
heritage?” DavidSahud.com
FROM CRANIAL TO
ANAL RETENTION
DavidSahud.com
GUT FEEL
I never had much luck
with people who
called themselves
“Financial Advisors”.
DavidSahud.com
BOLD ENDEAVORS
“This Began My
Career as a
Collector’s Item…
DavidSahud.com
HONESTY IS THE WORST POLICY
DavidSahud.com
HYPOCHONDRIACS OF THE WORLD UNITE
DavidSahud.com
JUST BITCHING & MOANING
“The shortest
distance between
two points is a
straight line”
DavidSahud.com
LORD OF THE ZINGS
DavidSahud.com
EAT YOUR HEART OUT
DONALD TRUMP
DavidSahud.com
IT’S IN THE AIR
DavidSahud.com
MESSIAH OR MARSHMALLOW?
My feelings lean more towards forgiveness
than revenge. Does that make me a softie,
or simply “too good to be true”?
DavidSahud.com
MIND BOGGLING
I had the first television
set in my family and group
of friends. It came with an
instruction book in
hieroglyphics and
intimidated everyone
because the principle
could never work!
DavidSahud.com
MOUTH SANS BRAIN
DavidSahud.com
MOVE OVER
ROBIN COOK
DavidSahud.com
RESTAURANT ROWS
“History Books Will NEVER Record The
Saber-Rattling When A Well-Meaning Retiree
Utters The Inflammatory Phrase:
“Let’s Get Together For Dinner”
DavidSahud.com
AND MANY
MORE…
A LABOR OF LOVE
Actually, the word “labor” is the wrong word because it denotes something
painful – like childbirth! This project is anything but painful. It is a TRUE
labor of love. This project is anything but painful. It is a TRUE labor of love.
My name is Julie Weishaar, and I am one of two very lucky ladies who had the
most wonderful father, David Sahud – the author of “From Self-Proclaimed
Nerd, to Accomplished Executive, to Befuddled Snowbird"
DavidSahud.com
Dad (“daddy” to me and my sister, Carole-Beth) wrote extremely
entertaining stories over the years and was always encouraged to get
them published because they were so enjoyed by those who read them.
A LABOR OF LOVE
I did get one of his stories published in an offline magazine many years
ago (Keeping up with Technology) but as life always got in the way, he
never did get around to publishing his stories.
DavidSahud.com
After he passed away on August 25, 2012, I spearheaded this project with our
families joyful consent that this would be a wonderful tribute to a wonderful
man, while bringing entertaining and engaging stories to the masses so that his
talent would not be wasted in a file folder where his stories lived.
This book brings to life what is essentially an auto-biographical account of my
dad’s life – mixed with tons of hyperbole as part of his creative genius.
LOVE AND MEMORIES
Thank You
Daddy!
I MISS YOU!
DavidSahud.com
DavidSahud.com

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Laughter is The World's Best Medicine

  • 1. DavidSahud.com LAUGHTER IS THE WORLD’S BEST MEDICINE
  • 2. LIFE’S JOURNEY THROUGH THE ABSURD Told With Sophistication and Wise-Ass Humor Amazon.com 5 Star Reviews WARNING: “This Book Causes Smiles, Chuckles, and Outbursts of Laughter” DavidSahud.com
  • 3. David's stories are engaging, entertaining, and full of both true and embellished historical facts. DavidSahud.com
  • 4. Growing up during the depression as a Jewish boy with an Arabic-sounding name… DavidSahud.com
  • 5. …in what he describes as a dysfunctional family environment, gave him a ton of fodder for his stories. DavidSahud.com
  • 6. Retired folks will definitely be able to relate to many of the stories, and their children will enjoy reading them, so they can try to understand their parents DavidSahud.com
  • 7. Business people will be inspired by David's innate ability to turn even the most dire circumstance into a win-win. DavidSahud.com
  • 8. EVERYONE will find David's stories not only enjoyable… DavidSahud.com
  • 9. BUT also will see parts of their own lives that parallel the times of his life… DavidSahud.com
  • 10. …Cleverly depicted in humorous, engaging, and partially auto-biographical tales. DavidSahud.com
  • 12. BACK TO THE FUTURE “NO I Haven’t Changed a Bit In FIFTY Years!” DavidSahud.com
  • 13. HOUSE OF SAHUD “You are Mr. David Sowd? Mr. Sowd, where are you going on this trip?” As I was led through a Door Marked “AIRPORT SECURITY” DavidSahud.com
  • 14. IN NAME ONLY “I can’t figure out your name. Are you Arabic or Moslem?” I said, “Why are you sitting there with a sharp scalpel in your hand and questioning my heritage?” DavidSahud.com
  • 15. FROM CRANIAL TO ANAL RETENTION DavidSahud.com
  • 16. GUT FEEL I never had much luck with people who called themselves “Financial Advisors”. DavidSahud.com
  • 17. BOLD ENDEAVORS “This Began My Career as a Collector’s Item… DavidSahud.com
  • 18. HONESTY IS THE WORST POLICY DavidSahud.com
  • 19. HYPOCHONDRIACS OF THE WORLD UNITE DavidSahud.com
  • 20. JUST BITCHING & MOANING “The shortest distance between two points is a straight line” DavidSahud.com
  • 21. LORD OF THE ZINGS DavidSahud.com
  • 22. EAT YOUR HEART OUT DONALD TRUMP DavidSahud.com
  • 23. IT’S IN THE AIR DavidSahud.com
  • 24. MESSIAH OR MARSHMALLOW? My feelings lean more towards forgiveness than revenge. Does that make me a softie, or simply “too good to be true”? DavidSahud.com
  • 25. MIND BOGGLING I had the first television set in my family and group of friends. It came with an instruction book in hieroglyphics and intimidated everyone because the principle could never work! DavidSahud.com
  • 28. RESTAURANT ROWS “History Books Will NEVER Record The Saber-Rattling When A Well-Meaning Retiree Utters The Inflammatory Phrase: “Let’s Get Together For Dinner” DavidSahud.com
  • 30.
  • 31. A LABOR OF LOVE Actually, the word “labor” is the wrong word because it denotes something painful – like childbirth! This project is anything but painful. It is a TRUE labor of love. This project is anything but painful. It is a TRUE labor of love. My name is Julie Weishaar, and I am one of two very lucky ladies who had the most wonderful father, David Sahud – the author of “From Self-Proclaimed Nerd, to Accomplished Executive, to Befuddled Snowbird" DavidSahud.com Dad (“daddy” to me and my sister, Carole-Beth) wrote extremely entertaining stories over the years and was always encouraged to get them published because they were so enjoyed by those who read them.
  • 32. A LABOR OF LOVE I did get one of his stories published in an offline magazine many years ago (Keeping up with Technology) but as life always got in the way, he never did get around to publishing his stories. DavidSahud.com After he passed away on August 25, 2012, I spearheaded this project with our families joyful consent that this would be a wonderful tribute to a wonderful man, while bringing entertaining and engaging stories to the masses so that his talent would not be wasted in a file folder where his stories lived. This book brings to life what is essentially an auto-biographical account of my dad’s life – mixed with tons of hyperbole as part of his creative genius.
  • 34. Thank You Daddy! I MISS YOU! DavidSahud.com