My announcements for WordPress Parramatta Meetup on Dec 1, 2014

1. A
Parramatta WordPress
Christmas Carol
Presented by Scott Huntley
@MillerTAFEScott #WPParra

2. Twas the night before Meetup
And as quick as I was able
I tried to think up
Some WordPress Christmas Fable
I had promised a tale
Of holiday cheer
With a smattering of WordPress
For you all to hear

3. But what would I say?
I had not a clue
Was it a case of
you bit off more than you chew?
I procrastinated on Twitter
And it wasn’t too long
For a plan to take hold
I’ll just sing* you this song…
*Please Note: No actual singing will occur

4. On the first day of Meetup, my true
love gave to me:
a beer
in a tree

5. On the second day of Meetup, my
true love gave to me:
Two other meetups
a and beer
in a tree

6. On the third day of Meetup, my true
love gave to me:
Three announced
WordCamps
a and beer
in a tree
Two other
meetups

7. On the fouth day of Meetup, my true
love gave to me:
A Big Inter-Meetup
Christmas Party
a and beer
in a tree
Two
other
meetups
Three
announced
WordCamps

8. On the fifth day of Meetup, my true
love gave to me:
a and beer
in a tree
One Golden
Conference
Two
other
meetups
Three
announced
WordCamps
A Big
Christmas
Party

9. On the sixth day of Meetup, my true
love gave to me:
This is taking too long, and
I’m out of news, so nothing
else. Just the beer
in a tree
But also, no formal Meetup next month.
But how’s this? Informal Breakfast Meetup
on the 2nd Monday of January (the 12th) at
City Extra (7:30 to 8:30am). No agenda, just
hanging out, like the old days.