1. Mama Kitty
123 Mouser Lane
907-555-6369
http://jackandsuzie.weebly.com/
Objective To secure a position as a senior lap-warmer, whereI can make a valuablecontribution
to a loving household and make full use of all my feline skills.
Skills and
Qualifications
Exceptional Lap-warmer
T herapurrist
Avid Bunny and Chipmunk exterminator
Education School of Life
1999-current
Took many courses including:Homeland Sepurrrity, Human Psychology,
Nutrition, Human Relations, Human Communications, Emotional Therapy,and
Hunting.
Experience Bouncer
2000–Current
Keeping stray cats and dogs from entering my yard.
Dietician
2000–Current
Keeping my humans from consuming too much food by taking food offtheir plate.
T herapurrist
2000–Current
Knowing when my human is sad, and snuggling with them until they feel better.
Provider
2000–Current
Provide headless birds,chipmunks, baby bunnies, and mice to my humans. (Usually
my offers were thrown into the bushes)
Lap Warmer
Since Day One
Keeping the laps of my humans full and warm.