Episode 2: Late Night Booty Call

1. Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful
Web Series - Episode 2
"Late Night Booty Call"
by
Mikhaila Stettler
Mikhaila Stettler
(206) 276-6386
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FADE IN:
INT. ALEXIS' MESSY BEDROOM - NIGHT
ALEXIS,a beautiful 31-year old woman is sitting in bed with
a green face mask and eyeglasses on, hair in ponytail,
wearing a big old tee-shirt, laptop open, music on, and
eating ice cream out of the container. Phone rings (funny
ring tone). Looks at phone not recognizing number.
Hello.
ALEXIS
Pause while she listens..
ALEXIS
(in a bitchy tone)
Why are you calling me so late?
Rolls her eyes as she listens. Examines her nails.
ALEXIS
(all snotty and
offended)
Just what kind of a girl do you
take me for?
(Huffs and sighs)
Alright. Fine. Yea, whatever. But
make it a half hour.
Alexis gets up and looks around the room then looks in the
mirror, assessing herself.
Fuck!
ALEXIS
Time-lapse action as Alexis shoves stuff under the bed,
straightens up the room, gets rid of the ice cream, etc.
INT. ALEXIS' BATHROOM - NIGHT
ALEXIS Runs to bathroom, looks in mirror and makes a funny
glamour pose. Time-lapse action as ALEXIS washes face mask
off. Puts contact lens in. Runs out to bedroom while drying
face with towel. Grabs phone and calls her friend, Cheryl.
ALEXIS
Oh my God, Cheryl, you'll never
believe what just happened. Here I
am, minding my own goddamn
beeswax, when out of the blue I
get this crazy late night booty

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call from Joe.
Alexis continues getting ready for Joe. She puts on face
cream and pulls out her hair tie. Picks up razor and
contemplates her legs, puts it down.
CHERYL(O.S.)
Who's Joe? Is that the hot guy you
met at the conference last month?
ALEXIS
No, the black dude from the
agency, the one who thinks he's
hot shit? Remember?
CHERYL(O.S.)
But you haven't seen him in like
months, right?
ALEXIS
I know right? How crazy is this?
So random.
While talking to Cheryl, Alexis brushes out her hair, puts
on some make-up.
ALEXIS(CONT'D)
So get this, I'm real bitchy at
first, but then he comes out with
(Imitates Joe in
falsetto voice)
'Oh, girl, I've just been thinking
about you and your sweet pussy and
wondering what you're up to?' Like
I'm supposed to be flattered by
that? Some suavecito, what a lamo!
CHERYL(O.S.)
He hasn't called you in months and
that's his opener? I know you told
me the sex with him was
unbelievably hot, but girl, please
tell me you didn't just let him
get way with that!
ALEXIS
No, I acted all offended and
snotty, even though he and I both
know I'm a dirty little slut who
loves his big black dick any which
way I can get it.

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CHERYL(O.S.)
Alexis, we talked about this. I
thought you weren't going to do
this any more.
ALEXIS
I know, I just couldn't help
myself. Just between us girls, I
have to say he's great in bed,
cause size does matter to tell the
honest to God truth, I know we
feel all obligated to lie and
reassure guys that it doesn't, but
its all bullshit. Like when we
fake coming just to get it over
with, cause there's no way the guy
is going to get you there and it's
just too much effort to train him.
I know you know what I'm talking
about and don't pretend you don't.
Cheryl laughs.
INT. ALEXIS' MESSY BEDROOM - NIGHT
As they talk, ALEXIS puts on some sexy lingerie. Puts on
lip gloss.
CHERYL(O.S.)
Are you at least going to make him
take you out?
ALEXIS
No, he's on his way over now, he's
gonna be here in a few minutes and
I'm sitting here looking like
crap.
CHERYL(O.S.)
Oh, you never look like crap,
bitch.
ALEXIS
No, I mean it, I've got a face
mask on and my room's a disaster
zone and I've been pigging out on
ice cream.
CHERYL(O.S.)
Alexis, I thought you were over
the casual sex thing you got into
after your break-up with Sam.

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ALEXIS
I know. I know. Oops. I did it
again. And the worst part is, now
he knows I'm good for a booty call
whenever he wants one. Damn, I
hate being a sure thing, but I
can't help it. If he hadn't fucked
me so good and long and hard the
last time and if I hadn't come and
come and come, I'd feel really
guilty about being such a dirty
little slut.
CHERYL (O.S.)
You know, ever since you and Sam
split up you're kinda turning into
one with these late night booty
calls.
New song comes on.
ALEXIS
Oooh, I love this song!
Alexis does a little dirty dancing and twerking. Admires
herself in the mirror.
ALEXIS (CONT'D)
God, do I ever need a steady
boyfriend to protect me from
myself.
DOORBELL RINGS.
ALEXIS (CONT'D)
Gotta go, he's here. Later, babe.
Tosses phone. Fluffs hair, pushes boobs up, slips into
heels and walks to door.
Coming...
ALEXIS (CONT'D)
FADE TO BLACK.