IF YOU HAVE EVER MET LOWLINESS give her your heart, less she set down her cup...

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Lowliness....
It was there that I met her
The me, I always tried to be
Yet failed numerously
One day while seeking comfort from a friend
Regarding my marriage
Thought soon to end
I saw her faintly
Hidden under a cloak
Of pride
She did not want me to see her face
Due to fear emanating from her eyes
I sized her up
Set down my cup of tea
Lifted my voice, ungodly spirit FLEE
And like the coward she was
She saddled her broomstick
Flicked her wrist
And up she went
While in the air
I heard a loud boom flick
Just like a missile her body loomed
Where she landed
Only the ungodly knew
The pagans smelled her stench
Grabbed lighters and matches
Lit up the funky wench
Nobody flinched when she cussed and died
Yet, we heard laughter, cheers, and hooray
As she was awfully despised
Dressed in the fine apparel of idolatry
Armed with fork and spoon

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They gathered together
Drenched in displeasures
Dining on witch head stew
What a horrible brew!
The next time lowliness offers her hand
Girded with Godly demand
Give her more than puritan pride
Offer her your finest design
She will reward you with kindness
Combined with countless years of love and fondness
Send your soul a jolt of joy
No more, despair
Her heart is more than fair
Please we ask this one thing in return
Keep her in good repair
Less you find yourself
Dining with the rest
Selfish heathens nothing but death