DEFCON17 - Fail Panel2. I’m tired of looking silly.
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6. We can change that.
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7. We can change that. We can fix that.
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8. We can change that. We can fix that.
But it’s going to really irritate people.
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9. We can change that. We can fix that.
But it’s going to really irritate people.
In a good way.
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11. "Those that fail to learn
from history, are
doomed to repeat it."
- Winston Churchill
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12. » Guilds
» Seals
» Obfuscation
» Physical security
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14. » Theories
» 1970s
» Multics
» US Military
» Cambridge University
» Research Microkernels
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16. Religion
Re*li"gion (r[-e]*l[i^]j"[u^]n), n. [F., from L. religio; cf. religens pious,
revering the gods, Gr. 'ale`gein to heed, have a care. Cf. Neglect.]
4. Strictness of fidelity in conforming to
any practice, as if it were an enjoined
rule of conduct. [R.]
Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.
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20. Insanity: doing the
same thing over and
over again and
expecting different
results.
- Albert Einstein
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23. Proselytize
Pros"e*ly*tize, v. t. [imp. & p. p. proselytized; p. pr. & vb. n.
Proselytizing.]
To convert to some religion, system,
opinion, or the like; to bring, or cause to
come, over; to proselyte.
Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.
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31. How many CPE hours will you gain for
questioning your religion?
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34. Actually, I’m claiming this presentation as
CPE hours.
You should too.
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35. Sshhhhh…
Maybe they won’t notice the topic.
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39. Pundits and the Media
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41. Dogma
Dog"ma, n.; pl. E. Dogmas, L. Dogmata. [L. dogma, Gr. ?, pl. ?, fr. ?
to think, seem, appear; akin to L. decet it is becoming. Cf.
Decent.]
3. A doctrinal notion asserted without
regard to evidence or truth; an arbitrary
dictum.
Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.
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42. The iPod Data Thief
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44. “Blood on the Walls”
Metrics
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45. The answer is “No”
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51. Synthesis
Syn"the*sis, n.; pl. Syntheses. [L., a mixture, properly, a putting
together, Gr. ?, fr. ? to place or put together; sy`n with + ? to
place. See Thesis.]
3. (Logic) The combination of separate elements
of thought into a whole, as of simple into
complex conceptions, species into genera,
individual propositions into systems; -- the
opposite of analysis.
Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.
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54. The Twelve Step
Program
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55. Reduced to 9 steps for irony.
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56. 1. Admitting the problem.
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57. 2. Admitting our complicity.
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59. 4. Regaining our self-respect.
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60. 5. Finding a new path.
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61. 6. Eating our own dog-food.
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64. 9. Owning the suck.
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65. NOT: Pwning teh 5uC|<0rz.
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66. That’s a different talk altogether.
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67. Q&A
followup: myrcurial@100percentgeek.net
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