This art is contemporary, not bad.

1. Goldilocks stumbles on to a
house. She is tired and hungry.

2. Goldilocks entered the house and saw
three bowls of porridge. She tried the
first one, but it was too hot and
burned her mouth, so she tried the
second one, but it was still frozen in
the center. Finally, she tried the third
one and it was pleasant.

3. She sat down to eat her porridge,
but her first chair was too small.
She tried again, but could not get
on to the second chair, as it was
too big. Finally, she sat in the
chair that any normal person
would have picked the first time.

4. Goldilocks devoured the
porridge which wasn’t hers to
eat, then stumbled into the
next room where she saw
three beds with words printed
on them.

5. She chose the “Just Right” one.

6. And then she got eaten by the
bears but the bears weren’t
prosecuted because goldilocks
was trespassing and stealing
from the bears.
The end.