1. FACEBOOK STATUS : CHRISTMAS
Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings,
all the snow in Alaska won’t make it WHITE.
From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to
another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to
each other.
May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely
again and be surrounded by loved ones!
Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to
give me on this CHRISTMAS.
To my friends and family, near and far, I love you all and hope
you have a Merry Christmas..
Dear Santa, I didn’t want to make it too hard for you this year,
So the only thing on my wish list is 1 year paid leave from work
with bonus.
Santa is always jolly, he knows where the naughty girls live.
Wish you happy holidays season with unforgetable Christmas
and New Year.

2. Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with
next year’s money.
Selfishness makes Christmas a burden, love makes it a delight.
“SANTA” rearranged is “SATAN”…I’m on to you fat man.
Christmas carols tend to make me a little homicidal, especially
in November..
I am dreaming of a “White Christmas” Too bad it doesn’t snow
here..
Merry Christmas! From my wall to yours..
It’s Christmas and 2011 is coming closer to an end! what’s the
funniest thing you remember me doing this year?? Comment
below.
The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree!
Those gifts are friends, family, kids and the one you love!!
Dear Santa, I didn’t want to make it too hard for you this year,
so, the only thing on my list this year is 1 year paid leave from
work. with bonus
As Christmas began in the heart of God Let us complete that
love by extending our hearts to others.

3. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone. Keep the
Christ in Christmas, and share the love, peace and forgiveness
A boy writes to Santa asking for a brother and receives a reply
back from Santa send me your mother
Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. it’s only fair
since you’re getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start
paying for them also..
I know it’s only September but there are less than 100 shopping
days left til Christmas..
I have just been kidnapped by a fat dude in a red suit, shoved in
a bag and taken to the north pole and wrapped up. Who put me on
their Christmas list?
May the miracle of Christmas fill your heart with warmth and
love. Christmas is the time of giving and sharing. It is the time of
loving and forgiving.
X means wrong… X means unknown… so why would you eX
Christ out of His own birthday?
May the New Year find your home filled with joy, your heart
filled with love, and your life filled with laughter.

4. hahaha Christmas is coming and there’s nothing you can do
about it..
To all of my family and the friends I have made, Those who left
for awhile and those who have stayed, Merry Christmas with hugs
and kisses..
The real magic of Christmas is how quickly money vanishes
from my wallet.
well, that’s Christmas over for another year..
All I want for Christmas, cannot be found at a store.
We all have our own call of duty. Mine is to serve Christ.
Hope you know how much it means to wish the best for you,
because you’re always thought about with love the whole year
through. Warmest wishes on Christmas Day!
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a
job the next day.
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has
never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

5. Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold,
everything is softer and more beautiful.
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the
year.
Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as
opening our hearts.
The best Christmas of all is the presence of a happy family all
wrapped up with one another.
Wishing all my family and friends a happy and healthy
Christmas and New Year. Be safe and Don’t Drink and Drive.
To my friends and family, near and far, I love you all and hope
you have a very Merry Christmas..
Each one of you are precious to me! I am so blessed to have you
in my life and I love each one of you! Wishing you a beautiful
Christmas & a Happy New Year!
Christmas, shouldnt be about gifts, it should be about love,
forgiveness, kindness, compassion, to give and be someones angel
when they need it the most.
May the New Year find your home filled with joy, your heart
filled with love, and your life filled with laughter.

6. Christmas is not about giving and receiving gifts. Its about the
birth of Baby Jesus in the manger! Jesus is the reason for the
season!
It’s not the presents that make Christmas so special, it’s the
presence of those you love, whether they are with you in person,
or spirit.
So I was asleep right, when some big random guy in a red suit
came and put me in a Big random bag .. OK, so who wanted me for
Christmas??
when it comes to Christmas, Cher Lloyd and me have a lot in
common: we’re both bloody rubbish at wrapping.
Has just been kidnapped by a fat man in a red suit and put in a
bag, ALRIGHT! FESS UP! Who put me on there Christmas list?