There's been too much fighting over religion .. :| .. why can't there be some humor?.. :O .. ^-^ .. :')
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warning: obscene synonym for "poop" will be overused..
35. Jehovah’s Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens. #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit? #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.