Cousinjohn1. A Photo “REBUTTAL” to cousin John Patti’s claim…. 5. And here we see John…hanging out…with a TANQUERY and TONIC! 6. The next few slides illustrate the LoBello’s exceptional DRIVING skills! 9. And where is cousin John….hanging out with Terri…trying to look COOL! 10. Next we can see cousins Russ and Fran’s CARD PLAYING aptitude. 14. … and Coach Tommy gives cousin Peter some advice before his at-bat. 16. I found plenty of pictures of the Family enjoying AMERICA’S PASTIME… 22. ..and John, here you are again, drinking CHAMPAIGN … where’s the BASKETBALL??? 24. … and Uncle Tony demonstrating the correct JAVELIN technique!! 25. … I even found Pete taking some SLAPSHOTS on John in the street!! 26. … and where is John?... hanging out in Sicily, with your VILLAGE PEOPLE MOUSTACHE! 29. … SOCCER … (this actually may involve something else, but I’m trying to keep the slideshow heterosexual!) 32. Here is the ONLY activity I’ve seen you participate in, John…POKER!!! 33. BOTTOM LINE… John, I haven’t seen even a HINT of Demonstrated Athletic Ability from you in the past 44 years!!! It’s time for you to FESS UP or give us PROOF!!! Thank you…Cousin Russ