1. Some wise principles
from Little Buddha
which it would be
wise to respect and
follow to the letter

2. Children in the front
seat of a car can
cause accidents.
Accidents in the back
seat of a car can
cause children.

3. If you cannot lend a
hand, then be a nuisance!
Either way, the most
important thing is to take
part!

4. If you believe that the
quickest way to a man’s heart
is the stomach, know that
you are aiming a little too
high!

5. If you can laugh when
everything is going horribly
wrong, that means that you
have found somebody to
blame!

6. Women are like swimming
pools: they cost a great
deal of money to
maintain, considering the
time that you spend
inside!

7. Never drink while
driving. You could
spill your beer!

8. Some bosses are like
clouds: the minute they
disappear, the day
suddenly gets brighter!

9. To err is human. To
blame someone else for
your problem, is
strategic.

10. Men wouldn’t lie as
much to the women in
their life, if the
women in their life
didn’t ask so many
questions!

11. Women marry because they
believe that he will change
one day. Men marry because
they believe that she will
never change. Both are
mistaken!

12. Your future depends
on your dreams.
Don’t waste any
time, go to bed
NOW!

13. HAVE A NICE DAY !