Hey boys, it is facebook time again. So, you saw some girl with looks to die for, sent her a friend request and you can’t wait to log in, to check if she has accepted it! You anxiously open your FB page, check for notifications. X tagged you in this, Y has changed profile picture, Z has commented on your post…*you scroll down and down*…ends there! Gluck. No response. Alternatively, maybe there is one, but you are not caught up with how to proceed. Girls are really complicated!

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How to impress a girl on Facebook

2. The Two Shades
His part of the story
• Facebook just suggested
that you might be
knowing Miss. XYZ.
Her part of the story
• A new friend request?
• A new message…. Hmm
let me see?
• You found her cute/ sexy
blah blah……, and you
decide to take a chance
and connect to her.
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3. The Uncertainty
His part of the story
• What if she does not
accept my friend
request?
• What if she does not reply
to my message?
Her part of the story
• Should I respond to a
stranger?
• Omg he likes me…..! I am
sure he kind of likes me.
• What if she blocks me?
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4. The Possibilities:
With different types of
women
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5. The Difficult Ones
Ignores your request bluntly just because
she does not add unknown people to her
friend list.
 You may try sending her a request
again but do not be surprised
if you receive the same reaction.
 Or, if she accepts your request,
it is very likely that most of her activities
and posts will be hidden from you!
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6. The Social Ones
Although she does not accept
your friend request, she leaves
you a message behind out of
gratitude. :P
 You may try pleasing her by
giving her compliments so that
she accepts your request.

If she still does not; you may
follow her on Facebook and stay happy
with the public posts she makes. 
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7. The Easy Ones
Not only does she accept your
request but gives you a boost by
responding on your timeline or may
be by leaving a message like,
„welcome to my friend list‟. :P
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8. The Serious Ones
Slams you real bad with messages like:
“Do I know you? Then how dare you
send me a friend request?”
“Don‟t you have any other work to do
other then sending requests
to strangers?”
“Do you? Do you? Huh …… :P ”
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9. The Unsocial Ones
No messages, no questions, no answers just
accepts your requests.
The most boring ones on the list.
Never updates a status or
communicates with anyone.
Every time you leave any message, the only
thing that you see is “Seen at ….”
This type might make you wonder
as to why do they even have an account on
Facebook!
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10. The Real Deal- Message from the Expert
Okay so after a lot of contemplation, finally she accepts your friend
request. But this is not enough, in order to continue to be on her friend
list and yet be in constant touch with her, you need to be very careful
about every move you make.
I will give you few tips for the things that you should avoid if you
genuinely want to impress her/ know more about her.
Please note these tips are time-tested and are solely from a girl‟s
perspective and I have arrived at these conclusions after a lot of
experience. :P
Okay, so lets begin……………
Rajashree Das

11. The BIG No No:
Things you should avoid
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12. #1. The Silly Stupid ‘Hi’ messages
One of the most irritating behavior.
If you don‟t receive any reply, chances are that she isn‟t interested in you.

13. A Better Approach
It‟s a nice and a bold thing to break the ice and start a
conversation.
However, it‟s more essential to read the signs and react
accordingly. If somebody does not reply to your
messages most probably it is because of two reasons:
1) Your message is not exciting enough to be responded.
2) The person is ignoring you totally.
In either case try to get a little more interesting and add a
little more content to your response. There are more words
in the dictionary rather than just “Hi” or “Hello”! 
One of the most irritating behavior.
If you don‟t receive any reply, chances are that she isn‟t interested in you or at
least to reply to your „Hi‟

14. #2. The Continuous desperate ‘calling’
Another hit list.
Dude, accept the fact that she does not want to talk or at least see you for the
time being.
This behavior only spoils the little chances you might have. So just stop it!

15. A Better Approach
Do not expect someone to receive your call when they
are not even replying to your messages.
First, initiate the talk, get to know each other a little and
then ask her first if she is okay with a voice/ video call.
Showing too much of desperation is a big turn off……
Remember anticipation is a good thing, save and wait for
the right time.
One of the most irritating behavior.
If you don‟t receive any reply, chances are that she isn‟t interested in you or at
least to reply to your „Hi‟

16. #3. Liking her every post
Another hit list.
Trust me this is no way of impressing anyone.
Dude, accept the fact that she does not want to talk or at least see for the time
We all are humans, and it is not possible that you like or appreciate each and
being.
everything of someone. Likewise, liking every post only means a long list of
This behavior only spoils the little chances you might have had. So just stop it!
notifications.

17. A Better Approach
Like something when you appreciate genuinely, or may
be „Like‟ something once in a while.
Don‟t let the person take you for granted.. :P
One of the most irritating behavior.
If you don‟t receive any reply, chances are that she isn‟t interested in you or at
least to reply to your „Hi‟

18. #4. Repeating the same question
or statement
Another hit list.
Dude, accept the fact that she does not want to talk or at least see for the time
being.
And the most popular of the lot: “Do you have a boyfriend?”
This behavior only spoils the little chances you might have had. So just stop it!
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19. A Better Approach
Well seriously guys, this is one of those really annoying questions.
Don‟t get to this too soon.
Figure out and find if she is interested in you at all before
you jump to that question. ;-)
One of the most irritating behavior.
If you don‟t receive any reply, chances are that she isn‟t interested in you or at
least to reply to your „Hi‟

20. #5. Constantly tagging her on mushy
pictures/ posts
Another hit list.
Dude, accept the fact that she does not want to talk or at least see for the time
being. it right there!
Stop
This behavior only spoils the little chances you might have had. So just stop it!
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21. A Better Approach
You might tag and post with the intention of making
her feel good, but trust me it‟s really annoying
practice even when you are good friends with her.
One of the most irritating behavior.
If you don‟t receive any reply, chances are that she isn‟t interested in you or at
least to reply to your „Hi‟

22. Let‟s Connect
Rajashree Das
Social Media Analyst, SImplify360
Part-Time relationship Expert 
rajashree@simplify360.com