The document provides tips for pitching ideas to shareholders or other stakeholders in a way that engages their attention and meets their needs. It advises framing the pitch around what the stakeholder wants, not what you want, by highlighting how the idea solves their problems or helps them achieve their goals. Pitches are more likely to succeed by making the idea intriguing rather than complicated, focusing on benefits for the stakeholder rather than your own efforts, and offering a range of solutions rather than a single idea.
4. Joan Rivers’s death brought to light the dangers of
sedative endoscopies. There’s a safer but far less
publicized alternative, TransNasal Esophagoscopy, or
TNE. Dr. Jonathan Aviv, a long time advocate of the
procedure and is eager to share his insights.
…Joan Rivers died on Sept 4, 2014.
Sent: Monday, January 18, 2016 4:43 PM
Subject: Dr. Aviv on How Joan Rivers' Death Could Have
Been Prevented
5. Yes, it might be called the Tinder for Sugar Daddies. Swipe
left, swipe right, and build your stable of sugar babies from
your smart phone.
One of the best features in this modern version is the
Beauty Verification feature. It basically says: Show us your
no-make up pics, and we'll reward your profile with a Beauty
Verification Feature that proves your beauty.
“We believe in truth-in-advertising,” the founder says, “and
this verification feature backs it up."
Um, this is the worst.
SUBJ: NEW DATING APP OFFERS BEAUTY VERIFICATION
6. Terri,
I just came across your site, and I’m very impressed
with how you make your own boundlessly creative
home and lifestyle tips easy for readers to apply in
their own lives.
Would you please consider linking to furniture.com?
No.
[SENT TO ME DIRECTLY THROUGH MY WEBSITE]
11. Hello,
We had contacted you earlier because we believe your
website visitors would benefit from knowing about
Furniture.com. Have you had a chance to look at our new
site yet?
…If you feel your visitors would find our site useful, please
consider adding it to your website. I appreciate your time
and look forward to hearing back from you!
SUBJ: FOLLOW UP
43. What to assume
about media
gatekeepers
! They’re overwhelmed and on
deadline.
! They’re distracted.
! They have heard everything
at least five times already.
! They’re underpaid and
probably hungry.
44. (Sounds a lot
like your boss)
! They’re overwhelmed and on
deadline.
! They’re distracted.
! They have heard everything
at least five times already.
! They’re probably just hungry.
45.
46. But the
media also…
! Is hungry for a good
story, a new idea
! Wants you to impress
them or lure them out of
their glazed stupor
! Wants you to do the
heavy lifting.
50. But also…
! Clients are dumping
agencies at a faster rate
! Your last great project
doesn’t give you a
creative blank check
! Creative & marketing
departments are being
driven by fear
62. Being good at
your job is not
enough
! You wrote a book
! You made a million dollars
! You’re a mom
! You’re a working mom
! You feel you deserve it
Doesn’t matter if…
63. ! What purpose your work
serves
! The other person’s
greatest incentive
! Solve their biggest
headache.
You also need
to know:
65. Deadline-driven ! “I need a story on X—
stat!”
! “I need an expert n X—
stat!”
! “I need more (clicks,
reads, subscribers,
viewers).”
Customer-driven
Resource-driven
66. Deadline-driven ! “I need a story on X—
stat!”
! “I need an expert n X—
stat!”
! “I need more (clicks,
reads, subscribers,
viewers).”
Customer-driven
Resource-driven
67. Deadline-driven ! “I need a story on X—
stat!”
! “I need an expert n X—
stat!”
! “I need more (clicks,
reads, subscribers,
viewers).”
Customer-driven
Resource-driven
80. A very short lesson in evolution.
Pitch Anything, Oren Klaff
81. A very short lesson in evolution.
Pitch Anything, Oren Klaff
Filters incoming messages
82. A very short lesson in evolution.
Pitch Anything, Oren Klaff
Interprets meaning,
social situations
83. A very short lesson in evolution.
Pitch Anything, Oren Klaff
Problem solving,
reason
84. A very short lesson in evolution.
Hey what’s up? Not much.
You?
85. A very short lesson in evolution.
I have a great
idea.
I don’t care.
86. A very short lesson in evolution.
You don’t pitch a smart idea from your neocortex to theirs.
87. A very short lesson in evolution.
You have to go around back, like everyone else.
88.
89. Pitch Anything, Oren Klaff
• If it’s not dangerous, ignore it.
• If it’s not new/exciting, ignore it.
• If it’s new, summarize it.
**Do not send anything up for solving
unless the situation is extraordinary.**
90. 9 out of 10 messages that enter the
croc brain are coded:
boring,
dangerous,
or complicated.
127. “I feel your website needs
attention in terms of
rectifying moderate to
significant errors apart
from certain essential
elements to update.
Would you prefer to take
a quick look at all the
errors of your website?”
Screw you, Frank.
3:41am
130. The person who gets booked
isn’t asking to do the work.
She’s offering up insight &
value for the work she’s
already doing.
131. ! Be a resource, not a drain
! Lead with solutions, not agenda
! Be unattached to the outcome
! Have passion for work, without falling in
love with any single idea.
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