1. Real Life Games
by Jack O'Higgins

2. Game No. 1:
Hyper Velocity Pedestrian
 OBJECTIVE:
Travel from point A to B in the shortest time
possible

3. RULES:
 Maintain perpetual motion - DON'T STOP
 Don't die
 Don't sustain a serious injury

4. SKILLS/ STRATEGY
 Weave expertly around and through fellow
pedestrians
 Choose a strategic point of entry in traffic
when jaywalking

5. Game No. 2:
Facebook Chat Bonanza!
OBJECTIVE:
Finish all conversations on Facebook

6. RULES:
 Finish all active conversations on Facebook
before everyone goes offline

7. SKILLS/ STRATEGY
 Do not concentrate on just one
conversation.
 Divide time equally between all active
conversations

8. Game No. 3:
15 Quick Step
 Objective:
Make your way to your room as quickly as
possible without waking your sleeping
family

9. RULES:
 DO NOT WAKE UP YOUR PARENTS!

10. SKILLS/ STRATEGY
 Maintain balance
 Combine speed with caution on creaky
stairs
 Special care must be taken when
maneuvering around the puppy

11. Game No. 4:
The Diplomat
 Objective:
Come to an amicable compromise with a
parental figure regarding an issue,
e.g. going out

12. RULES:
 Do not lose your temper
 Do not disclose compromising information

13. SKILLS/ STRATEGY
 Beg
 Kiss Ass
 Be economical with the truth
 Concede you are wrong/ apologise
 Angle your way towards a compromise

14. Game No. 5:
Are You Being Served?
Objective:
Order and attain drinks at a packed bar

15. RULES:
 The drinks you receive must be the correct
order. NO COMPROMISE!
 Don't take all night 5/6 minutes max

16. SKILLS/ STRATEGY
 Maintain firm stance. Don't be jostled away
from the bar.
 Maneuver hand through other patrons and
rest it on the bar.
 Chivalry has no place here. Do not let pretty
girls order ahead of you!