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Booty Call Rules: The Woman’s Version!
By Timm “Yanz” Yancy
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Booty Call Rule: The Women’s Versions
1. Be out before the sun rises!
2. If I haven't called you by 2 a.m., you're not on tonight
3. Come prepared to lay the pipe---no lovemaking shit
4. Do not ask "can we see each other from now on"-keyword: bootie call.
5. No advanced plans.
6. All gifts accepted!
7. Always smell good.
8. Unless you're DMX or Luke, do not refer to me as one of your bitches.
9. Don't ask how my last man performed-he might be someone you
know. (He might be bigger and better)
10. Kiss anything-except my mouth.
11. Remember my name, you will scream it often
12. Pick up all your shit when you leave and take it with you.
13. Afterwards, I will get my sleep on...do not wake me.
14. I don't care if you liked it...I got mine.
15. No hickeys-save that for your girl
16. Hell no, I'm not walking you to your car; don't you know what it looks like?
17. If a guy comes over when you are there, you're my cousin.
18. I'm not your lady; no cuddling after.
19. Don't try the "I forgot the condom" thing-just let me know what flavor you like.
20. I'm not cooking dinner, but you WILL eat!!
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stories, theories, thoughts, tips and more from A to Z visit me at:www.FaceBook.com/TimmYancy or e-Mail:
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