Chapter 9.2.of my Far away from Eden-Apocalegacy: Probably the most evil chapter I've ever written..
Far away from Eden Ep.9.2.: Multiply & Conquer
Chapter 9.2.of my Far away from Eden-Apocalegacy: Probably the most evil chapter I've ever written..
Family Name: Spass-Bremse
Lot Name: Haus6
Categories: Horror,Komodie,Lebensgeschichten der Sims
Far away from Eden presents:
Multiply & Conquer - An Apocalypse
Challenge sideplot story -
Alternative titles: - 'Beth-tett' - / - When
you're evil-bad - / - Eye of the storm - / -
Blood in the gutter - / - Chekhov's Hat - /
- the Bethoria wars -
WARNING 1: for new readers, read
the former chapter 'Recap' (nomen est
omen) first, then the events in this
episode will become clear;
WARNING 2: The following images
contain extreme 'blood in the gutter',
which could be dangerous for people
with sadistic minds by getting an
overload of violent images in their
brains - especially those sadistical
monsters generally referred to as
'children' (I may say that, I was - and
probably still am - one of them...) - so:
read at your own risk!
WARNING 3: For great stories and
legacies read: www.boolprop.com ;)
...*beep* *beep* *beep*
"... *GROAN*, YOU AGAIN...?...
*Sigh*, LOOK, I KNOW, THAT I'M
BOUND BY THE RULES, BUT... THIS
IS GETTING RIDICULOUS, HOW
MANY MORE ZOMBIES DO YOU
WANT?! AND I STILL HAVE A JOB
TO DO, I CAN'T GLUE MY SKULL
TO THE PHONE..."
... *march* *march* *march*..
"... AND ON TOP OF THAT, WHAT
WERE THESE GUYS THINKING,
RAISING ZOMBIES FOR LESS
MONEY? I MEAN, NOT THAT I
CARE ABOUT THE MONEY, WHAT
SHOULD I DO WITH IT ANYWAY,
AFTER ALL, I'M A FRIGGING
SKELETON IN A
ROBE...ALTHOUGH... I ALWAYS
WANTED THAT SCYTHE WITH
THE BUILT-IN MOBILE..."
...*march* *march* *march*...
- ...6666 Soldiers! Wonderful..!.. Ah!
Ah! Ah! -
- Yeah, yeah, great... are you finished
yet? Or should I get you a monocle
and some lavender camouflage
Note: Meet Bethoria and Clone... or
Doubleganger... or whatever... which
one's the clone? Uhh..dunno?
- Ah, come on, Beth, it's fun...! -
- Fun? Standing here and counting
sheeps? That's not fun, that's
- Okay, Beth, what is your problem?
Ever since we started our invasion,
you keep bitching about it... either
you'll tell me what's wrong, or...! -
- ....you wouldn't understand... -
- Not understand? Beth, you and I are
the same person, one mind, one
personality, the same... if anyone can
understand you, it's me...! -
- ...it's the situation... -
- What about it? Is the invasion going
to slow? -
- No, it's just... look, all these guys
down there have already been killed
by our army... which means, that I
wasn't the one, who did it...at least
not directly, with my own hands, I
- Beth, I thought, we were over that...
believe me, I'd had preferred it too,
PWning them all by myself instead
of letting others do the work - but
then we would be old and grey,
before we've reached the same body
- I know, I know... and just pressing
a red button as in the atomic solution
isn't fun either, cause it's too fast, but
- *Sigh*... Okay, Beth, here's the deal:
When Dutchie comes back, we'll
order him to transport you to the
front line, so you can get some real
action! How's that sound? -
- ...hm, guess, that would be okay... -
- That's my girl – I mean ‘me’... and
for now... what would you say, if we
call it a day and pay our 'dear' family
a visit...? -
-Oh, Oh, Oh, yes, that's a great idea,
Beth... torturing Dad is always fun...!
- I know, after all, the idea is from
you, cause you're me... -
- ... okay, let's do it! Hey, girls – I
mean other ‘me’s’, how is it? Wanna
come with us, watching Daddy and
the others suffer a bit, or are you
preoccupied? Heh, kidding, I know
you aren’t, cause I’m not and you’re
- ..mmmh.. oh, a family visit? Sure,
why not? Alfred, please get my
clothes, I'm going out... -
- Are you actually bathing in
blood? Isn't that a bit... icky? -
- Not, if you blend it with human
tears... the difficult part was to
figure out the right balance...
Especially baby tears help to
sweeten the whole deal… -
- ... molesting dad? sounds good, I'm
in! Just let me finish this metallic
lot....brrrrr...eaks the apoclypse
- Yeah, and guess what?! I LOVE IT
THAT WAY, TINHEAD, NOW
*crash* *bang* *sounds of metall being
"...are we still receiving reports of various
neighbourhoods been attacked by an
unknown...OH NO, THEY'RE HERE!
NOOO... I DON'T WANNA...
Servo 8x8 - courtesy of Blueberrypies360
'Bearly alive apocalypse' - last time we
saw him, he'd been reverted back to a
metalblock - looks he got better... or
- ...Family visit? YIPPIEH, I'm
coming, I'm coming... sorry, Albert,
Booger, I have to go... but first, you
just have to try this wonderful cake,
and there's still some things left in
the fridge, okay?
- *Whisper* how is ‘she ‘actually
considered to be evil? -
-*Whisper* Do you know, how she
cooks? And there is a reason for this
man-sized barbecue... -
Left guest: Albert Gieke(see Chapter 7-8) -
that's only makeup, only makeup...
Right guest: Booger Apocalypso: from
Ephemeraltoast's apocalypse - actually
- Are we there yet? These stairs are
killing me, and if I counted right,
we're already below the surface... -
- Well, It's supposed to be a 'hell-
hole' after all, hehe.. -
- Really funny... at least an elevator
would be... Oh!
- Well? Isn't that a nice sight? Our
dear family plus guests, happily
turning the rolls to produce the
money to pay for our zombie
- Don't you think, Grimmy would be
angry if he finds out, that we're
paying him fake money? -
- He doesn't need to know, does he,
" Hrrmpf... pfff... I don't know, what's
worse: to be trapped, forced to slave
labour,to be humiliated a thousand
times... or to bear these bunch of
nutso's for more then ten seconds..."
" Hnng... word, dear... and to think,
that my multiplet brothers in other
Apocalypse challenges alfready
lament, if their daughter marries the
" And whom do we owe this
wonderful situation? Our dear
Uranium Apocalypso...!... From one
grandmother to another: great job at
brainwashing our granddaughter to
become evil, you must be soooo
"Yeah, yeah, zip it already! I got the
"... and by the way - Plutonium?! I just
want to let you know, if we'll ever get
out of this... well, you'll wish, that
you'll NEVER get out of this,
" *whimper* Why does everyone here
pick on me? All I wanted, was a 'black
sheep'... who could've foreseen
" Absolutely correct, Mr. Apocalypso,
who could have foreseen that - that
seducing my mother, kidnapping and
brainwashing my innocent halfsister,
teaching her to be evil - could lead to
this? No really, it's statistically rather
unlikely... still, It's your fault, period!"
- Awww, come on Dad, don't cry...or
rather: do it, let it flow... but I really
have to thank you for this one! Being
evil is so much fun! Without your
help, I'd still be goody-two-shoe-girl
living in an apocalypse - now I'm the
bringer of it, how cool is that?! -
" *Sniff*... thanks, Beth, that's
- It does? Well, in that case... -
- ...LOSER! LOSER! -
- You're an idiot, Dad, you've messed
up big time! Your whole life is a
- Daddy stinks! Daddy stinks! -
" WAAAAAAAAAAH! *sniff* *sob* "
" Oh, please, Sis... that's so childish!...
not that I mind, if you pick on your
stupid father, but don't you see?
You've already reached his level of
intelligence, acting like a
lobotomized... I predict, that you'll
end up as a drooling retard, if you
don't stop this whole charade..."
Aaah, Bea, my brave, older halfsister,
the heiress... always trying to analyze
things to death... you know, we're not
that different from this point of
" No, we're not... because I don't want
to kill people, make them into
zombies to kill more people etc... and
you neither, Beth... please, let us help
you, you're ill, you need help..."
- *snicker* Help? Ill? Sis, I've never
felt better in all my life! To have
control over people's lifes and death
is sooo fulfilling... I still remember
my first kill - your husband Nick,
this treacherous little worm, who was
secretly working with Granny to
destroy our family... -
" ... biggest mistake of my life... should
have let her kill a puppy first instead...
" YOU.... YOU DID WHAT?!!!"
- Oh, you didn't know? Ah, of course
not...but it's ironic, isn't it? The one,
who betrayed the family, who sought
to destroy it - instead, he created
something bigger...something much,
much bigger... MUAHAHAHAHA....
" Y...youUuuh... k...kuuuhilled...!"
- WRONG! If anyone here kills
someone, it's me, Sis... seriously,
what were you thinking? Attacking
me like this? That's sooo stupid... and
you'll be the smart girl? Eat dirt,
- YEEEHAW, 1:0 for Team Beth! -
- Whew, thanks girls... almost broke
my tiara, this b... -
" YOU... YOU KILLED HER, YOU
- Ah, ah, ah, relax, Granny... she'll be
fine... after all, now that she knows,
who killed her beloved Nicky... it's
more fun to see her suffer... -
" OoOooh... this can't be real, it just
can't be... how did I get into this?
*Snif* I just want to go home, back to
my wife and my children..."
Don Zombie, from Candie's Uglacy -
'the' uglacy - also former zombie general
for the zombies of this neighbourhood -
it's always the popular ones who get the
Awww, come on, Don... don't flip out
on us here... after all, you're a
zombie, so you're already dead, as
are your wife and children - so
what's the big deal?
" There are things in life, that are
worse than death..."
- ...wow, that's deep... so you really
just want to be with your family
again, Don? -
" More then everything else in the
- well, then here's a news, that might
probably make you weep with joy:
you're family is already here! See,
Beth over there wanted to try a new
receipt - Zombie Stew! - and we.... -
" You... you...?... *sob**sniffle*....
Hey, I wasn't finished yet... you
know, to be honest, it tasted like
'BLE-ACHH', so we flushed it down
the toilet and....
- Hehehe... -
- ... Oh, come on, Beth, leave him
alone.... and besides, my cooking
isn't that bad... little Albert for
example enjoys it! Your son is such a
nice boy, Gerd *smooch* - yesterday,
I made fried liver for him, and he ate
every tiny bit of his own... -
" *shudder*...this is a dream... just a bad
dream... just bad dream... just a...!"
- Oh, don't be so tense, guys, I'm just
teasing you here... look at Mr.
Sonicdude, he gets the joke... -
" Ehehehe... fried liver... zombie
stew... and we're making fake money
here for the reaper to raise zombies
with MY Re-surrect-o-nomitron...
that's so... aheheheheheh..."
- See? That's the spirit, even if I don’t
get it..! -
- ... and now, that we each had our
fun - how is our most precious
inmate doing, our Oh-so-beloved
- Oh, does it still hurt? But you can
really be proud of yourself, Mommy
- Dutchie said, it took him nearly ten
minutes to bring you down! And you
even survived the assault! Of course,
now your internal organs are toast
and you might not be able to walk
- ... but why am I standing here
telling you this? First priority is to
get you at least back on your knees,
so you can turn the rolls like the
- Mommy! -
- Hiya, Mom -
- How's it going, old gal, you look
- Why, Ma? You ask me, why? Isn't it
obvious? I do it, because I can! I - can
- do it! And there's no one, who can
stop me - No one! -
" ... Beth, you... *cough* *cough* *cough*
- Oookay, looks like mommy doesn't
make it any longer after all... okay,
girls, suggestions, what shall we do
with her? -
- Let's make 'Haggis' with her! -
- How about we strap her to one of
the money machines, add a motor
and see, how long it takes till her
arms fall off? -
- No, lets hang her up like a pinata
and see, what goodies we'll get from
beating her... -
" STOP IT! STOP THIS... THIS
PERVERSION AT ONCE! Haven't
you done enough damage already?
Aren't you satisfied, until everyone of
us is a quibbering mass?!"
"... how is she, Jerry?"
" Can't tell, Don, I'm not a doctor...
she'll live, but I'm almost afraid to say
that it'd be better, if..."
- Oooh, Granny to the rescue... and to
anwser your question: no, but it
would be a good start, hehehe... -
" YOU... tell you what, I'm tired of
this, just kill us all, add us to your
precious zombie army and get over
" Yeah, and start with your father,
make my day...!"
" *sniff* Maaaa...."
- Ts, ts, ts... now you really killed the
mood, Granny Anais ... where's the
strong apocalegacy founder, who
laughs into the devils face, hmm? -
" She's dead - that's what you wanted,
didn't you? I'm beaten and I'm sick of
this game, do it or leave it!"
- You really hurt my feelings here,
" Feelings? All I've seen you doing
here, is to show everyone, how
awesomely evil you are - and I'm not
going to give you the satisfaction of
witnessing your atrocities anymore..."
- *Sigh* Granny, Granny, Granny...
you know, you're right, it's no fun
committing evil deeds without
audience... but now you've taken the
fun away... which makes me sad... -
- ... so, to make myself happy again,
I'll sing a song now - come on, show
them, girls, one, two, three!!! -
- Ready, Beth? -
- Always, Beth, Un, dos, tres...! -
- 'When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.' -
for the music, hear and watch:
till min 2:30, then min 3:04 - min 3:30;
'When you're evil' by Voltaire -
-'To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same' -
- 'I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe' -
- 'I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head' -
- 'I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip' -
- 'I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe' -
- 'And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil' -
- '- And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever
- 'Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad - Come on
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad - You
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)' -
- for the music, hear and watch:
hkxQJQc , about min 4:00 till end
- 'Bad' by Michael Jackson -
- 'You Know I'm Bad - You Know -
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad - I'm Bad - You
Know It, You Know
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)' -
*Kick* *Boo* *Blubber*
For the onomatopeia's here, watch also:
QTBk - especially min 3:23 - min 3:34
'Fat' by Weird Al Yankovic ;)
- 'And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
(And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now)
Just To Tell You Once Again...
(Just To Tell You Once Again...)' -
- annnd - DING! Voila, Dad, crisp
and tasty - and I never liked this hat
- ...come on, Beth, let's go... you gave
us the chill there for a moment... but
don't worry, you're already getting
back your healthy, green color...! -
- *grmbl* Okay, family, coffee break
is over, get back to your work! And if
I don't see a ton of notes tomorrow,
the next ones will be made of your
" *cough*... my Beth... I knew it... she's
still there... somewhere..."
" Yes... seems so, dear... but I'd really
like to know, what just... URANIUM!"
" The hat. Your gift. Explain. NOW!"
" Okay, okay... in short, the hat has a
stupedifier built in..."
" A WHAT?"
"A gadget, that makes people stupid -
kinda like a TV..."
" And you gift something like that to
" He's stupid, anyway... but I have this
theory, that more stupid makes better
minions - though I wished, I had
made copies, when I..."
" But why did it change Beth back
" Because being good is stupid?"
"...forget, that I've asked... well, since
the hat and your son are toast now,
we're back to square one... any...?"
- Ahh, better... What's that stuff? -
- Oh, just some tea with the usual
ingredients: herbs, fruits, blood and
- Beth, it was your responsibility to
eliminate all our weaknesses...! -
- Hey, who'd have thought of a hat
that makes people goo... I mean
stupid? Anyway, I've taken care of it,
we're now also immune to... -
- ...Aww, let's finally forget about
this little inconvenience, girls... and
look, who's here: our dear General
Dutchie with some great news from
the front! -
- Hey, Dutchie! -
- Dutchie is back, Yippie! -
" I'M HONORED, EMPRESS..'ES...
I'VE JUST COME BACK TO INFORM
YOU, THAT OUR GLORIOUS
INVASION IS PROCEEDING
SUCCESSFULLY - WE'VE NOW
CONQUERED MORE THAN
NEIGHBOURHOODS AND ARE
STILL UNDEFEATED... BUT MAY I
SUGGEST, THAT WE GET MORE
REAPER HAS ALREADY PROMISED
TO ADD AN EXTRA PHONE LINE
- Mmmh, do that... and you can also
already start to form a second army...
Epilogue 2 (the last one, promise!):
"Hey! Hello? You're there, girl... Nope,
out cold... well, guess it's time for my
"...don't even think about it..."
" Oh, good , you're alive! Would be a
shame, if a nice girl like you would
" Hnng... where am I..?"
"... and who the hell are...*speechless*?"
" The name's BoomBoom Apocalypso,
Babe, the hottest 'Fro you'd ever had
the delight to..."
"... is... is that a giant toilet behind
- NO, YOU AREN'T IMAGINING
THINGS, MRS. SNUGGLES BEAR -
WELCOME TO THE TRIBUNAL OF
THE POTTY GOD'S GOD! -
to be... oh, forget it...
1. The Potty god's god... or rather 'the
Dunny' lot, was made by Chcknmn297 at
2. The stupedifier hat: a 'stupid' plot
instrument as an excuse, why Plutonium
acted like a retard the whole time - I
reread Toast's stories and realized, that he
isn't half the angsty dimwit I made him...
he'll get better now... still, my sincerest
apologies to all Plutonium fans... ;)
3. The Sims 3 epilogue: I seriously don't
have anything to do with the delay to
Sims 3! I even hurried to publish this
story before the game should've come
out... drat, plans foiled... ;)