Far away from Eden, Ep.9.3,999 A: Revelations

Far away from Eden, Ep.9.3,999 A: Revelations
Description: Secrets Revealed, History rewritten, World ended(!), Lots of Punch(lin)es – A fair warning: if you
read this, it is already too late!
Family name: ???
Lot Name: ???
Categories: Komödie,Lebensgeschichten der Sims,Satire

Prologue:
…. Somewhere, in a derelict part of an
old computer, an even older file
almost forgotten rises its…*ehrm*…
headline?...
Oh anyway… a bit of backstory here...
Millennia ago, when Pinstar had just
released its most prominent
brainchild since the Legacy Challenge,
the Apocalypse Challenge, I decided
to hop on the bandwagon, stayed for a
while there, had a lot of fun, built up
my Apocalypse Challenge with a
buttload of extra restrictions, ensuring
that all my Sims will hate me
eternally…. –
… then I fell into my trap of writing
more and more and more and
more….subplots… until it grew to
such immense proportions, that in the
end, combined with a harsh dose of
real life, it killed any interest into
continuing the story any further… or
at least it stopped me just one chapter
short before I could have finally
resolved the entire subplot…. For
now….

… sooo – what is this chapter here all
about? Well, this is in fact the last subplot
chapter I wanted to release before finally
returning to the ‚real‘ apocalypse
challenge… … which I might do,
depending whether or not I have the
time, now that the BaMC Challenge
actually caught my interest again in
playing and writing about Sims 2…. As
for a recap of the subplot….I have
uploaded all my old Exchange chapters
to my authorstream slideshare account,
so if you‘re in for a hefty load of
nostalgia……
-For Everyone else: the Far away from
Eden Apocalypse started with Anais
Eden , daughter of the Dryad that
guarded the Apple tree of Wisdom in the
garden Eden and a killer robot from the
future; her boyfriend was the devil, her
Granddaughter Bethoria turned into
mass-murdering Psycho trying to
conquer all Simrealities with an army of
Zombie Soldiers, she, her family, a bunch
of famous Uglacy Sims & Co escaped
with the help of DocNerd‘s Larch
Vetinari, then they ran into the
GrimReaper… seriously, I wrote
that???...
Yeah, perhaps it‘s better if I read the
former chapters myself too… well, here
we go…

Part 1
~ Revelations ~
(this was supposed to be an exchange story and therefore I
would have needed to break this chapter into several parts
to stay under the 127 or so pic limit as it is a long chapter…)

Outskirts of the F.a.f.E. neighborhood:
„You‘ve got to be kidding me!!“
„*GROAN* - WHY IST ITALWAYS THE
SAME RESPONSES I GET? ‚SPARE ME‘
‚BUT I STILL WANTED
TO…‘‚NOOOOO….‘ ETC…“
„Mr. Reaper, you‘re not helping… Mrs.
Eden, look, I know that looks a bit odd,
but trust me, the Grim Reaper really
wants to help for once…“
„ Oh really?! Before or after we had to
fabricate a butt load of money for all the
zombies my granddaughter
resurrected?“
„WAIT,THAT WAS FALSE?! OH
NEVERMIND – ANYWAY, MR.
VETINARI IS RIGHT – THIS
SITUATION HAS GONE ON FOR TOO
LONG, SOMETHING MUST BE DONE
ABOUT IT!“
„Oh for potty gods sake – just kill this
little runt of my useless sons loins and
the case is closed…!“
„MA!“
„Over your dead body, you frog faced
alien-in-law!“

„STOP – YOU CAN GO AT EACH
OTHERS THROATS AFTER THAT,
OKAY? ALSO, I CAN‘TJUST KILL
HER, RULES, REGULATIONS AND
ALL THAT STUFF – AND MY
‚BREAK THERULES‘-QUOTA IS
ALREADY OVERFULFILLED THIS
CENTURY! EVEN IF I WANTED,
ICOULDN‘T DO IT! IN FACT, I‘M
NOT EVEN SURE ANYMORE IF IT
WOULD WORK!“
„What-Who-HOW?! You‘re a friggen
entity holding the power over life and
death in your hands, and you‘re
telling me ‚I can‘t because rules‘?!“
„LOOK, I‘LL EXPLAIN
EVERYTHING – BUT FOR NOW
THAT‘S ALL I CAN SAY – JUST
COME WITH ME, AND YOU‘LL GET
ALL THEINFO YOU WANT –
BECAUSE FOR NOW, TOP
PRIORITY IS TO GET YOU OUT OF
THIS LUNATICS GRASP!“
„I don‘t like this at all – but since I am
low on alternatives right now…Okay,
Mr. Reaper, what’s the plan?“

„*PHEW* - THAT WENT EASIER
THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD…“
„WHAT?!“
„NOTHING,NOTHING… WHERE‘S
THE REMOTE?, AH, HERE….“
*CREAK*
*MATRIX THEME PLAYING*
“ I IMAGINE THAT RIGHT NOW
YOU’RE FEELING A BIT LIKE
ALICETUMBLING DOWN THE
RAB…”
“If you quote one more movie line,
I’m gonna break everybone in your
skeleton…”
“*GULP*… LET’S JUST GET IN,
OKAY?”

„…AHHH, HOME SWEET HOME…“
„This is your home? I expected more
of a dark castle with a big grave yard
or a house with non-euclidic
dimensions…“
„OH, I HAVE THOSE TOO,
BUTTHEY ARE SUCH A HASSLE TO
CLEAN – THIS IS JUST A RENTAL, I
USE IT WHENEVER INEED A
SHORT FRESHEN-UP BETWEEN
CENTURIES OF REAPINGS…
ANYWAY, MAKE YOURSELF AT
HOME, I‘M GONNA LOOK, IF
THERE ARE STILL SOME
LEFTOVERS INTHE FRIDGE FROM
LAST MILENNIA…“
„ Not hungry or thirsty… I‘m a
vampire…“
„Nothing for me either… I lost my
appetite after this whole ‚MUHAHA-
I‘m a cannibal“ thing this Psycho
pushed us through…“
„ OKAY, OKAY – GEEZ, I HAVEN‘T
HAD GUESTS IN DECADES,
I‘MNOT THAT BAD OF AN ENTITY
ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW ME…!“

Later:
„..REALLY, REALLY SURE, YOU
DON‘T WANT…?“
„NO! For the last time, we don‘t want
anything – anything but a solution out
of this mess…“
„… welll actually, I‘d like a little bit
of…“
„No. You. Don‘t.“
„Awww…“

„Weelll.. While you‘re busy
exchanging cooking recipes, I‘d like to
take my leave now… Jo... I mean Mr.
Reaper…?“
„OH, YEAH… RIGHT! I
COMPLETELY FORGOT… HERE‘S
WHAT YOU ASKED FOR…“
‚Ookay… mysterious gift package
handed over… I had my share of
subplots, you know…‘
„Aw, don‘t worry, Mrs.
Eden … I‘m an ‚eeevil‘ guy,
remember? No need to get nervous,
just imagine, that Grim handed me
over a bajillion Simoleons or a dozen
souls or what other stuff there might
be that an eevil guy might be
interested in – and you already have
more than enough to worry about….“
„ This isn‘t really helping to calm me
down…“
„ Too bad – I‘ll take my leave and
only act as a side character for the rest
of this chapter now… by the way, can
I use the Bathroom? This armour is
getting really uncomfortable…“

„ SURE, SURE… BATHROOMS‘
OVER THERE – BUT PLEASE DON‘T
USE UP TOO MUCHTOILET PAPER,
I HAVENT HAD TIME TO BUY NEW
ONE YET…“
‚So long, Mr. Vetinari – well, now that
that‘s out of the way…. Okay, I hereby
declare the official meeting of the ‚We
hate Bethoria‘-Club to be opened…‘

‚… And the first order of the day is:
HOW DO WE KILL THAT LITTLE
§%&$§!&/???‘

‚ NOBODY WILL HURT MY
DAUGHTER! OVER YOUR DEAD
BODY, IS THAT CLEAR?!! ‘
‚… oh for… Anais, your daughter, my
son… two idiots have found each
other here….‘
‚Uranium, quiet… Amaryllis, you
too…!‘
‚ NO, Ma – I don‘t care what you
think – and even less, what this little
toad thinks – who by the way IS in
fact really responsible for all what
happened – or who did teach my
daughter to become evil, Huh?!
Huh?!‘
‚Oh please – I gave her a push – a tiny
push – by letting her kill a man… you
should have seen how eager she
was…‘
‚YOUUU…!‘

‚ Amaryllis! Dear – your mother is
right, and I hate to admit it, Mrs.
Apocalypso too – it is a bit too late to
pass around blame here…‘
‚BUT SHE JUST ADMITTED…!‘
‚Yes – and we will deal with that later
– but for now, your daughter, my
granddaughter, is the problem! She is
out of control, and her little show has
made more than clear, that we might
not have many choices…‘
‚DAD! You can‘t
be serious…!‘
‚Believe me, I wish I would… but
what can we do? Talk to her? So she
can burst into another song while
ripping us apart?‘

‚ Oh oh oh – I have an idea! We could
build a super-duper cool monster
robot, with laser eyes, rocket fingers –
and he can transform into a winged
demon that breaths hellfire and acid
and…!‘
‚Oh shut up, hedgehog…‘
‚SONICDUDE!‘
‚Whatever… anyway, Mr. Eden –
from one parent to another – or at
least I was until your daughter
murdered my family… no bad blood
though…but if one of my kids would
do that, I…. Well, I‘d still love it from
the bottom of my zombified
heart…but I‘d still make Chili out of
it…!‘
‚…‘

‚… Don, you‘d kill your own…?‘
‚YES!…I mean… well, I‘m not sure, I
… oh dang it, don‘t look at me like
that…‘
‘No, no, no – I don‘t mean it like that!
After all, we‘re talking about my
sis…half-sister here, who just told me
she killed… killed… my *snif*…
fiancé…‘
‚… Oh Bea… I‘m so sorry…‘

‚… *ehrm*… I don‘t want to step on
anybody‘s toes here… after all,
Bethoria killed my family too… but
the question we haven’t answered yet:
How can we stop her? I mean, look at
what she did… Mr. Sonicude‘s plan
was crazy, but so far the most
reasonable solution I heard today –
and that is really sad…‘

‚The nerd is right! This whole
discussion about ‚to kill or not kill‘ is
stupid! We need some higher power
or so to take her down…!‘
‚Oh ho ho – suddenly you show a
working brain…!‘
‚No thanks to you and your stupid
hat, Ma…! Also, I still don‘t want her
dead, but… I dunno… lock her up in
some sort of super prison or so…‘
‚This is ridiculous with a Capital R!
Killing her is the solution, nothing
Else!‘
‚ And how should we kill her, huh?
Throw your hat at her again?!‘
‚I should throw you at her, perhaps
she explodes from your Stupidity…!‘
‚MA, YOU…!‘

‘SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU! I’M SICK
OF YOU QUARRELING! NOBODY
ISN’T KILLING ANYBODY HERE
ANYMORE! THIS WHOLE THING
HAS TO STOP! FOREVER!’
‘Mum, that doesn’t really make any
more sense than…’
‘AAAAAAAAAAARGH!’
‘…shutting up now, I get it…’

‘Thank you – and now to you, Grim:
since you’re so eager to ‘help’, what is
your intake to the problem?! And
before you answer that, I’d like to
emphasize again, that my patience is
wearing thin, so no stupid ideas….!’
“*AHEM* *Clears not-existent throat*
YEAAAH… THAT MIGHT BE A
SMALL PROBLEM… I MEAN, OF
COURSE MY IDEA IS NOT AT ALL
STUPID, IT MIGHT JUST SOUND
THAT WAY TO MORTAL EARS…
BUT ANYWAY: THE QUESTION
ALREADY THROWN IN HERE,
‘HOW’ TO GET RID OF BETHORIA
IS MORE THAN JUST VALID,
BECAUSE YOU KNOW – VILLAINS
ARE A REALLY MESSY BUNCH,
THERE IS ALWAYS A WAY FOR
THEM TO COME BACK AND
STUFF, LIKE AN ‘WALK OUT OF
JAIL CARD’ MONOPOLY… I HAVE
A LOT OF THESE PEOPLE ON MY
LIST… BETHORIA JUST HAPPENS
TO BE THE ONE, THAT COULD
REALLY TAKE THE CAKE,
BECAUSE OF… WELL, REASONS…”
‘Your. Point!”

„… OKAY, OKAY, OKAY… GUESS
THERE IS REALLY NO WAY
BEATING AROUND THE BUSH…
BUT AFTER CAREFUL
CONSIDERATION, REALLY
RINGING WITH MY CONSCIENCE –
AND YES, I DO HAVE ONE – A LOT
OF OTHER THINGS TO TAKE INTO
ACCOUNT AND EXPLORING ALL
POSSIBILITIES, THERE IS REALLY
ONLY ONE SOLUTION LEFT:
*AHEM* *COUGH* *HACK*
… …. …
… I HAVE TO KILL YOU.”

„WHAT THE HECK FRIGGIN
INSANE NOW WAHT??????!!!!!!!“
„ GAH – I KNEW THIS WOULD
COME OUT WRONG….“

„OKAY, TIME OUT, … LISTEN, I
DON‘T MEAN, I HAVE TO KILL
YOU ALL, I ACTUALLY ONLY
HAVE TO KILL ANAIS…!‘
„WHAT THE FRIGGEN HECK
WAHT TEH WHOS NOW INSANE
YOU?!!!“
„GAH, WHY IS THAT SO
COMPLICATED, I PRACTICED
THAT IN FRONT OF THE
MIRROR….!“

„… Need a little help, Grimmy? *Wink*
*Wink* *Nudge* *Nudge*“
‚GAH! HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!‘
„Oh, you know, through the door…“
„ THIS IS AN EXTRATEMPORAL,
EXTRADIMENIONAL SPACE,
NOBODY CAN ENTER WITHOUT MY
ALLOWANCE…!”
‘Yes, I know, I rented the place to you,
and asss your Landlord…’
“WHAT? YOU’RE NOT MY…WAIT,
DOES THAT MEAN…?”
“I’m involved into many
extradimensssional time-sharing
valuesss…”
“ BUT THAT VIOLATES THE ‘NOT
MEDDLING WITH OTHER
ENTITIES’CLAUSE…!”
“Asside from the juristic loopholes, letsss
jusssst say that even you mussst realize
that breaking a rule wasss never a
problem to me, Grim… asss do you….”
“I… I NEVER…”

‚AHH, FOR THE HECK OF A
NUTJOB INSANE CRAZY
STUPIDITY WHATNOT – I KNEW
IT! YOU ARE ALL IN CAHOOTS,
YOU STUPID ENTITIES!! ONE
WANTS TO DRAG ME TOHELL,
THE OTHER ONE WANTS TO KILL
ME, AND THEN I‘M GETTING
DRAGGED TO HELL !!!!‘
‘NO NO NO NO, WAIT – IT’S NOT
AS IT SOUNDS!’
‘ Orrr – issss it?’
‘ SHUT UP! MRS. EDEN, I ASSURE
YOU, I…! ‘
‘ … am going to kill you, you wanted
to sssay…’
‘ NO! YES! I MEAN… ‘

‘ … i give up… ‘
‘No more speaking in Capital
lettersss…? Grim, Grim, Grim, you
sshouldn’t get down sssooo eassily…’
‘ OH, STOP SPEAKING SNAKE,
YOU… ‘
‘Very well … but you really, really
suck at this game, now come, Grim,
spit it out, your dirty, dirty secret…’
‘WHAT ARE YOU TWO TALKING
ABOUT?!!!’
‘Aw, Annie, calm down… to be
honest, I’m just as enthusiastic to
finally hear the whole truth and
nothing but the truth here from
Grimmie… or rather let me start: after
our little… difference back in Eden * ,
I still expected you to come down at
some point… get it, down? I mean,
you’re not the heavenly type, girl, but
you never showed up? So I asked my
friend Grimmy here, and guess what?
Not a single word, and he…’
‘ OH, SHUT UP! MIGHT AS
WELLCOME OUT CLEAN NOW….! ‘

‚…OKAY,OKAY, SO THIS IS WHAT
REALLY HAPPENED: THE DAY
EDEN BURNED DOWN? THAT WAS
MY FIRST WORK DAY! MAN, WAS I
EXCITED! DEATH, THE END OF
LIFE, THE ULTIMATE DIVIDER! ME!
BOOYAH! I HAD NO IDEA WHAT
WOULD HAPPEN, BUT I WAS
SOOOOO….!‘
„ Considering, that it was the end of
paradise for us, could you please keep
it in your pants...? And what has that
to do with our current situation …?....
unless your plan for killing me is to
give me a severe depression for
bringing up the fact again that I
drunk-burned down Eden, killed my
parents … * sigh *“
‚….EHRM….‘

‚…NO! I‘M NOT STOOPING THAT
LOW!‘
„ Aww , Grim … you disappoint me …
killing by depression is the perfect crime
…“
‚OH SHUT UP! BESIDES, IF YOUR
ANGRY EX-GIRLFRIEND LILITH
HADN‘T BURNED EDEN DOWN, WE
WOULDN‘T BE IN THIS MESS!‘
„ Awww … now you‘ve spoilt the
surprise …I was really looking forward
to have that as the big revelation of our
little chat … hm, Annie? You heard ? A
lifetime of bad conscience just gone
poof?‘
„…. …. ….“
‚ Hmmm … eerie silence … too bad , I
was hoping for another anger
management issue … anyway , now
we‘re getting the to the good part , right ,
Grimmie ? The one that interests me too
…. What happened ?‘
‚… … I MADE A PROMISE….‘
‚ Ohoho , this is getting really good …
you and a promise …‘
‚SHUT… OH, FORGET IT…‘

,…LOOK, MRS. EDEN, I‘M REALLY
SORRY TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT… I
KILLED YOURPARENTS!‘
„… ... …“
,WELL I HAD TO – I‘M DEATH, I
KILL PEOPLE! I MEAN, THE
WHOLE ‚WEAPONS KILL PEOPLE‘?
KINDA STUPID, DEATH KILLS
PEOPLE…‘
„... … ….“
, …BECAUSE IT‘S MY JOB! I AM THE
LAST FRONTIER! IN FACT, I‘M NOT
TAKING ANY LIFE UNTIL IT‘S
SUPPOSED TO BE OVER – AND
SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES IT‘S
GOOD THAT I COME FOR ALL
THOSE WHO WOULD KEEP ON
LIVING IN CONSTANT PAIN…!‘
„…. … …“
,I MEAN, I THOUGHT THAT WAS
MY JOB, NOT JUST TAKING ALL
LIVES, EVEN THOSE THAT COULD
HAVE GONE ON LONGER
WITHOUT PROBLEMS… LIKE
YOUR PARENTS…‘

, … I MEAN, ENDING THEM MADE
ME ALREADY CONFUSED,
THINKING: WHY THEM ? THEY‘RE
NOT SICK, THEY‘RE NOT BAD…
WHY? I MEAN, IT WAS MY JOB BUT
–WHY?‘
„… … …“
,AND THEN YOUR MOM…
*SIGH*… SHE THEN BEGGED ME –
BEGGED ME – TO SPARE YOU!
SPARE? NOBODY TOLD ME,
PEOPLE DIDN‘T WANT TO DIE !! I
MEAN… MY JOB…‘

, … ... MY JOB…. APPARENTLY
INVOLVED ENDING DRUNK,
PASSED-OUT MINORS…‘

, …. AND SO… ON MY FIRST DAY
OF WORK, ON MY VERY FIRST
§$&%$ DAY… I BROKE THE
RULES… DIDN‘T END YOU, PUT
YOU IN YOUR OLD DAD‘S TIME
CAPSULE… I THOUGHT, THE
WHOLE THING WAS A MISTAKE,
AN ERROR IN JUDGEMENT, THAT
WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN,
IF IT‘S OVER, EVERYTHING WILL
BE RECTIFIED AND ALL‘S
SWELL…!‘
„… … …“

,… AND THAT‘S ALL THERE IS TO
SAY… AND BELIEVE ME, I GOT
GRILLED OVER THE COALS FOR
THIS… THEY LET ME OFF THAT
TIME… NEVER DID THAT AGAIN…
AND THEN, ONCE TIME PASSED
OVER IT, I THOUGHT THIS WHOLE
TO BE OVER… AND NOW IT BITES ME
IN THE… BECAUSE YOUR
GRANDDAUGHTER HAPPENED,
WHO SHOULDN‘T EXIST BECAUSE
TECHNICALLY, YOU SHOULDN‘T
EXIST….‘
„… and if you kill me , then …“
,EXACTLY – YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO
DIE THEN, ANAIS – BUT IF I DO IT
NOW, I CAN CORRECT THE BOOKS,
YOU, YOUR FAMILY AND
EVERYTHING ELSE BECOMES A
PARADOX AND… WELL, WE
PROBABLY WON‘T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT THAT ANYMORE, BECAUSE
THE PARADOX WILL MAKE THE
WHOLE WORLD GO *KABLOOEY*…‘
„…. !“
,…AND AFTER THAT COME BACK,
DON‘T WORRY, IT‘S NOT THE FIRST
PARADOX, THE WORLD CLEANS UP
AFTER ITSELF…‘

„ YOU… YOU… YOU WANT TO KILL
ME – AND MY FAMILY – AND THE
WORLD – JUST TO STOP HER?!! ARE
YOU OUT OF YOUR §$%&$% MIND?!“
,… WELL, YES – AND NO! SEE, THIS IS
AN EXTRATEMPORAL TIMESPACE
HERE – EVEN IF I KILL YOU, YOU‘LL
STAY ALIVE, BECAUSE TIME AND
SPACE WORK DIFFERENT HERE –
NOT EVEN YOUR FAMILY WILL BE
AFFECTED, AS LONG AS YOU STAY
HERE… AND THE WORLD WILL BE
SAVED AND NEVER KNOW THERE
WAS A BETHORIA…‘
„… Time… Space… Kill…What ? I‘m
sorry, you two , but… how is that all
possible ? You kill her, she stays alive ,
the world explodes and is saved … how
is that supposed to work …?“
„… and if it works like that , Grim –Can‘t
we just bring my daughter here? Kill
her… and then still keep her alive here
…?“
, NO,THAT WOULDN‘T WORK –
ANAIS IS THE ORIGINAL PARADOX,
BRINGING BETHORIA HERE WOULD
SOLVE NOTHING…!‘

„ Ehrm … okay, I get what you want to
say , this extratemporal room or
whatever would keep us alive , because
we are not part of the normal world
anymore …but I‘m sorry, …I feel like
this sounds more like a ‚ go to prison
solution ‘… I‘ wouldn‘t like to live or
even exist here for how long…“
, WELL IT DOESN‘T HAVE TO BE THIS
PLACE – I CAN ARRANGE
SOMETHING ELSE… BESIDES, NOW
THAT I KNOW WHO MY LANDLORD
HERE IS, I DON‘T LIKE IT EITHER…‘
„… and how are we going to live here ?
For all eternity , because we are neither
alive nor dead nor existing …?... I don‘t
like dying , but this sounds bad too …“
,OH COME ON –WE‘RE TALKING
THE FATE OF THE WORLD HERE,
AND YOU‘RE FUZZING ABOUT THE
INTERIOR? BE A BIT LESS SELF-
CENTERED!‘

„ I‘m not self-centered , I‘m
…*Urgg*….!“

*bump *
„DEAR!“
„Uh-Oh…!“
„DON!“
„MOM!“
„ Uhm … can we discuss this …?“
„GRIM!“
‚OH BOTHER… OKAY, I DIDN‘T
THINK OF THAT…I MEAN, THIS
PLACE’S EXTRATEMPORAL, THIS
SHOULDN‘T WORK, ESPECIALLY
NOT WITH A ZOMBIE… I‘M
GONNA BUY A CRIB, OKAY?!‘
„Not the point ! Bea is right – we‘re
not gonna stay here for all eternity ,
dead or alive , raising children in this
creepy place …! “

„* Phew * Much better , getting out of
this uniform… so, did I miss anything
…?“
„ Nah, not at all… just that Grim
wants to kill Anais to blow up the
world to stop Bethoria and then
imprison us all in this bizarro place …
also, Don was cheating on Samara and
now she’s pregnant with a zombie
baby in an extratemporal space … it‘s
Monday , I guess …“
„ OH man, oh man… a zombie baby !
Think of all the possibilities … we
should try lava shark zombie babies
… or Robot Mutant Ghost babies ,
or…“
„Nice ideas , hedgehog … and as an
alien I can totally understand the
appeal . So how about you bend over ,
and I‘ll get the anal probe…!“

„ Helloo -ho! Not Helping Ma – this is
serious ! Also, one question , Grim – why are
we involved in this ? Anais and her kids I
can understand , but why should I be
involved ? I exist because of Candie‘s Uglacy
, completely different world …“
‚BUT YOU WERE INVOLVED, BEING HER
FATHER AND STUFF – TRUE, IF THE
WORLD COMES BACK, YOU
MIGHT‚RESET‘ OUTSIDE, SAFE AND
SOUND AND NOT KNOWING, THAT
YOUR BASTARD CHILD WOULD HAVE
BROUGHT ABOUT THE END OF THE
WORLD… HOWEVER, THE WORLD HAS
A WAY TO PROTECT ITSELF BY
ERADICATING THINGS THAT WERE
INVOLVED IN THE PARADOX … YOUR
RISK…‘
„ That goes for me too , right ? I mean , I am
a Sim Bin townie , I know about resetting in
a way …but I would like to keep who I am
here … though I won‘t want to stay here
either …not a Matrix fan, I prefer Dark
City…“
‚LOOK, WE CAN DISCUSS THIS AS LONG
AS WE WANT, BUT WE NEED TO DO IT –
THERE. ARE.NO. OTHER. OPTIONS!‘
„… but….“

*KA-BLAMMO!*
„WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!“
*flies through air *

A-HAH! There you are !...
Kagemusha [Head on a Sword]:
“Here’s Johnny…!”
*Splutter* * Blarg*
HEHEHE – Good one, dude! Okay,
sorry guys, I got a bit distracted by
myself and all these guys my other
‘me’ launched at me…

*Back at the Castle of the late
Empress Bethoria who got killed by
her own self …*
„…“
„…“
„…“
Kagemusha [ Beaker ]: „… * meep *?“

*Back at Grim’s Place:*
…also , you did a pretty good job
hiding, I had to turn a lot of stones over
to get here… anyway, where were we
last time? Oh right, I wanted to
eviscerate you all under excruciating
pain… nothing personal, except you
being family, but I’m a girl who just
wanna have fun…!
“ Urrrg … wha … what happened…
BETHORIA!”
‘THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! THIS IS
ANEXTRATEMPORAL SPACE! WE’D
BE SAFE HERE! SHE CAN’T JUST
COME IN AND…!”
“Oh Grim – never read the fine print for
this place, right? ‘ The management is
not liable for any case of break-ins to the
extra-temporal tenement, such as Godly
commands, Paranormal Entities,
Random Paradoxes, Insurance
salesmen…’ “

‚SHUT UP! DO SOMETHING!‘
„ Hmm … very well … it won‘t be
good for the resssale value after all, if
thisss hole in the timesssspace
continuum continuesss to exist in the
kitchen wall … ‚

*fingersnap *
„ Aah , much better …“
AWWW Man – you‘re no fun … I wanted
to make a big impressive entrance , and
you all undo it with a fingersnap ? Guess
I‘ll have to kill you now too …
„I‘m pretty sssure , you wanted to do that
anyway … and Annie, I‘m disappointed , for
all thisss trouble you‘re having , your
daughter doesn‘t ssseem too scary …“
„ Please , Beth… – kill him first, please ?“
„ Ouch – burrrnt . Also Annie– you do
realize , if she killsss me , where will I go to
,hm?“
„ Ehrmm , don‘t want to nag, but….
Shouldn‘t we be more in panic right now ?“
„ Shut up ,son – remember , we can‘t really
die in here … or so…“
‚THAT‘S WHAT I THOUGHT… NOWI‘M
NOT EVEN SURE IF I CAN‘T DIE….‘
„ Oookay , guys … it was fun getting to
know you all, but Larch has to go now for
little Eeevil people again …“

*BIG FLASH*
„WAAAH – THE TOILET IS ON
FIRE!“
„ What the …?“

„WAAAAAAAAAAAAH…! STAY
AWAY FROM THE ‘FRO, BRO….!“
* runs out of extratemporal door *
„Oh my love , you can‘t be serious … I
must touch it , this big , hot ,outstanding
manly …“
* follows with Benny Hill Theme playing*
„… Do you really think it is a good idea
to follow them , brother ?“
„… can‘t be worse than the place with
the giant toilet , sister…“
*follow* *Music still playing *
Oookay , now this was awkward … I
thought this was supposed to be my big
‚ I‘ll torture them all to death and back‘
scene … what were these clowns doing
here and why do they come from the
toilet …?

“BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS
TIME FOR A… DIVINE
INTERVENTION…!“

„…AND YES, AGENT SNUGGLES, I
COULD HAVE JUST LEFT THE
OTHERS IN MY REALM, BUT
SERIOUSLY, I‘M PRETTY SURE
THEY‘D GONE HAVOC THERE,
PROBABLY EATING THEMSELVES
IN THE END OR SO…“
„Oh Please , Mr. Potty God‘s god *
shrunk down version * - you can‘t be
serious … hey, Mr. Nemoclone –
could you stop oggling my leg like it‘s
a chicken leg please …?“
*Gasp * ‘ it‘s him !...‘

„OH, POTTY GOD – PRAISE BE WITH
YOU THAT YOU COMEST TO US
UNTO OURDARKEST HOUR!“
“Oh , most magnificent and merciful
majesty, master of the universe, protector
of the meek, whose bowel we are not
worthy to lick and whose very feces are
an untrammelled delight…!”
“HAHAHA – REALLY FUNNY! NO, I
MEAN HONESTLY – MONTY
PYTHONS ‘HISTORICAL ARGUMENT
IN A COAL MINE’ SKETCH IS ONE OF
MY FAVORITES...!”
“Ehrm, Mister PottyGod’s God, we’re on
a mission here…”
“OH RIGHT – THANK YOU, AGENT
SNUGGLES…*EHEM*…HEAR ME,
MISS URANIUM, I AM NOT YOUR
GOD, I AM ACTUALLY YOUR GOD’S
GOD, AND I ACTUALLY CAME HERE
TO GIVE SOME AID, BECAUSE THE
WAY THING’S ARE GOING HERE,
THE WHOLE SITUATION WILL GO
DOWN THE TOILET SO TO SPEAK…”

„ Waaaaah ! * Cries *“
„ Aw, Anais , honey , what‘s wrong?“
„* Snif * How can you even ask?
Death, Explosions , Potty Gods … I
can‘t take this anymore ! I‘M GOING
INSANE!“
„* tsk * tsk *You‘ve gone soft, Annie…
but I admit , I‘m bit pi $$ ed myself …
Gods always ruin the mood ….“
‚AND THE REASON HE COULD
GET IN HERE IS BECAUSE OF THE
‚GODLY COMMANDS‘ CLAUSE,
EH? DOES THAT MEAN, I CAN‘T
EVEN GO TO THE TOILET
ANYMORE WITHOUT FEAR THAT I
GO UP IN FLAMES??‘
„ Oh Pleasse , Grim , you never use
the toilet …“
‚YEAH, BUT THERE COULD BE A
SOFA GOD TOO – OR A FRIDGE
GOD OR…‘

„*EHEM* - HELLLOOO! Pretty mean
Psychokiller here ! I want to kill you
all, so please pay a little more
attention to me !‘

„WELL, MISS BETHORIA, I AM A GOD,
SO I‘M SORRY TO TELL YOU, THAT
RIGHT NOW YOU‘RE ONLY PLAYING
SECOND FIDDLE…!“
„WHAT?“
„ SILENCE! AND YES, I KNOW, I
CAN‘T DO ANYTHING DIRECTLY TO
YOU RIGHT NOW _ GODLY LAWS,
MYSTERIOUS WAYS, ALL THAT
CRAP…IN FACT, I‘M HERE FOR ONE
PERSON THAT CAN SAVE US ALL –
MRS.ANAIS EDEN! MRS. EDEN, IT IS
OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE THAT
YOU LISTEN TO ME NOW….!“

„NONONONONONO! I‘m done with
this – I can‘t take it anymore , the whole
world has gone crazy – just blow it up to
Kingdom come , I don‘t care
anymore…!“
„…AND THAT IS EXACTLYTHE
ATTITUDE THAT GOT US INTO THIS
MESS *THE LAST TIME*, MRS. EDEN
…YOU NEED TO…!“
„LALALALALA – CAN‘T HEAR YOU,
LALALALA…!“
„OH, AND THAT IS SO MATURE,
MRS.EDEN…“

„ Ehrm … Mr. Potty God‘s God …“
„Silence, Nonbeliever – don‘t adress
the Potty God in such a silly way ,
there is no god higher than him and
…!‘
„MRS. APOCALYPSO – SHUT UP!
ANDAGENT SNUGGLES, WHAT
DO YOU WANT TO SAY?“
„… perhaps it might be a good thing
to explain , why and what you need
Anais for … you‘re being a littly
cryptic right now … also, we now
have the real Nemo – well one of them
must be real - here , the author of this
neighbourhood …can‘t we perhaps
use them to solve this problem as it is
hi…their neighbourhood ? Like
writing a happy end…?“

„‚ *SIGH* OKAY, I PROBABLY
SHOULD ELABORATE A BIT… MR.
NEMO IS AFTER ALL IMPORTANT
TO THIS ENTIRE MESS, AND IT
*COULD* BE AFTER ALL WITHIN
ITS WRITING POWERS TO PUT A
STOP TO IT…“

„Okay…“
„Oh, Wow – so does that mean , I am
the saviour of the world now ?“
„ Dude – he said we‚ could ‘ do this ,
and I‘m pretty sure I hear a big: ‚but I
doubt it , like I doubt to win the lottery by
not even buying a ticket’- but…“

„WELL LISTENED MR. NEMO – IN
FACT, BY ALL ACCOUNTS, YOUR
ATTEMPTS ATWRITING ARE
LUDICROUS AT BEST…“
„HEY!“
„AND WHAT YOU DID HERE IS
SIMILAR TO THE VILLAGE IDIOT
FINDING AN ATOM BOMB AND
HITTING IT WITH A
SLEDGEHAMMER TO MAKE THE
METAL BIRD COME OUT….!“
„HEY!!!“
„ Ehrm , Mr. Potty God‘s God – I take
it from your words , that simply
writing a happy end by Mr. Nemo
won‘t suffice…“
„UNFORTUNATELY, YES.. IN FACT,
AT THIS POINT, A HAPPY END TO
THIS STORY TO WRITE OR TELL
WILL BE INCREDIBLY
DIFFICULT…!“

„HEHEHE… difficult , eh? May I try
my luck …?“
„…. WHAA…?“

„* Ehem *… my happy end: ‚.. and
then the world exploded and everyone
died…“
„OHNONONONONONO…!“
“ The En…“

*Fingersnap *
‚WH… WHAT HAPPENED?“
„ OH MY… Bea! She‘s unconscious !
Dad, Don -The Baby!“
„ Heh – ssseems like *I* just saved the
world … It‘sss good to be Landlord of
this extratemporal Space, right ,
Annie…?“
*Groan *!
„ Awww . You ruined my story !“
„Oh kid – you can‘t end the story like
thisss – where‘s the rapture and
reckoning ? That wass way to
eassy…“
„Hm. You know you‘re right , thanks
for the advice , I‘ll kill you last,
okay?“
„ You got it , girl …“

„OH NO – SHE‘S BEGINNING TO
REALIZE WHAT SHE‘S CAPABLE
OF… MRS.EDEN – QUICK! DO
YOUR THING!“

„ Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk
BAWWWK!“
„ Anais – Dear – what is going on?
Hello ?“
„ Bawkbawk bawk bawk bawk …!“

„ Hm – apparently she went insane as she
said , eh? So it seems now the fate of the
world rests on our shoulders, what , Larch?“
„ Seriously ? You‘re the one who comes up
with all these so called eeevil ideas like lava
shark babies , and now you want to save the
world …?“
„ For the lava shark babies , man, think of
the babies …“
„ Okay, you first, already played my part –
now what are we gonna do against the
woman who just exploded the world …?“
„ ehrmm …“
**********************
„ Bea – dear , are you alright ?“
„… what happened ? Man, this baby kicks
hard … “
„ Oh nothing , nothing … world just needed
a break, that‘s all…“
„DON!“
„ I‘m sorry, alright ? What was I supposed to
tell her?...“
„Ehrmm … Oh, it kicked ? Sweeet …“

„OH SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU – I‘LL
HANDLE THIS…! * whisper * Potty
god , protect me …“
„MRS. APOCALYPSO, I AM NOT…“
„Yes, yes , I know , you‘re gonna test
me , my lord …forgive me for
doubting you …!“
„… AND THIS IS WHY PEOPLE
DON‘T WANT A GOD WHO
SPEAKS CLEAR INSTEAD OF
WORKING IN MYSTERIOUS
WAYS… YOUR FUNERAL…“

„…YOU!“
„ Ohoh – Granny to the rescue ,
right? Think of your blood pressure ,
granny…“
„ Shut up , I‘m sick of this joke – and
as the chosen representative of the
potty god I hereby say :
BEBANISHED EVIL ONE – THE
POTTY GOD COMMANDS IT!“
„ You really think that‘ll work
against me ?“
„ No – but I‘m fed up with you , you
vile result of my worthless sons‘ loins.
Also, I‘m betting my chances
becoming a martyr of the potty god
and raising three days later from the
bowel have just risen tremendously …
also, I‘m not going down without a
fight , and I clobbered down bigger
threats than you …!“
„ Wow – the martyr route? Cunning ,
Granny , Cunning …“

„… of course , that begs the question:
How should your martyrdom go ?
Stoning , crucifixion, burning at the
stake, skinning… endless
possibilities…Ah, I have one…”
*Finger snap*

„Wh.. Wh..!“
„ Nice Finger Snap. You‘re learning
fassst , girl …“
„THANKS – Now , Granny ,what do
you say to your martyrdom ?“
„.. Wh… Wh..“

„…WHAAAAAAAAA…
POTTY…WHAAAA!“
„HEHEHE… yep , turned into a
toddler …“

„… and than squashed like the ugly
little green toad you are … by the
way, I think , I‘ve never heard of
toddler martyrs , Granny … so you
might not get into potty heaven after
all…!“

*SLAP*
„OW! YOU…!“
„LEAVE MY MOTHER ALONE,
YOU…!“

*PUNCH*
„..SADISTIC, CRUEL…!“

*KICK*
„…WORTHLESS, DISGUSTING…!“

*PUNCH TO THE GUT*
„OW…!“
„… EVIL B*TCH!!!“

*plummet *
„ Hhh , Hhhh …Was that enough , you
monster ?! DO YOU WANT MORE?!
COME AND GET IT, I HAVE A
MILLION MORE LIKE THESE!!!“

„ * Owie * aw man, daddy , that was
mean … you‘re supposed to be
Granny’s stupid doormat of a son
and not…“
„SHUT UP, YOU STUPID §$&%! I‘M
GONNA KICK THE S&%$& OUT OF
YOU, YOU… !“
„ Wha …? *SNIF* MOMMY!
DADDY IS MEAN TO ME ,
*CRIES*!“
„YEAH, DAMN RIGHT I‘M MEAN,
YOU LITTLE PIECE OF …!“
* Cocking Noise*

„ Whu … Amaryllis?!“
„ Back. Away. From my daughter !“

„… Are you insane ?! Protecting this
monster ? She‘s a killer ! 3 minutes
ago , she just destroyed the world ,
hello ?!“
„ You were protecting your mother...
who is a monster too …! You‘re a
monster, imprisoning my Dad and my
late brother among other things … I‘m
a monster for falling for you…!“
„…“

„… in short , no one in this room is a saint ,
just a monster to a lesser degree perhaps …“
„ I‘m the biggest monster , right ? Wait till
you see me attach fire-breathing acid
throwers to my shoulders …“
„ Shut up , Hedgehog …“
„ Sonicdude !“
„POOOTTY… pottypottypottypotty …
WAAAH!“
*************************
„ Bawk Bawk Bawk Bawk …“
„… this doesn‘t sound good , Mr. Eden…“
„ No , it doesn‘t, Gerd…“
„OW! It‘s kicking again , Don…“
„… ehrm … yes … Bea, about the baby… I
mean , my family …“
„ It‘s okay, Don… we‘ll get Samara and your
kids back and then … you are not
responsible for this …!“
„… but I am… I‘m sorry…“
„ Ssshh … it‘s okay… OW!“

„ HEY! Be quiet back there – we‘re
having a moment here , okay?!...
And… Bethany? I know you‘re in
there – and I know , * this * isn‘t you !
You are NOT a monster ! You are kind
and happy –well , sometimes a bit
messy , but – you are NOT her!
Please… just come back…“

„…MOOOMMM!... I‘m
Sorrrrhyhyhyhyhy !“
*cries *
*Hug*

„ Ssssh … Ssssh … don‘t cry , Beth…
it‘s over … you‘re back… I‘ll promise ,
everything will be alright …!“

*WHAM*
*BAMM*
„…ARRRGH!“
„NYAARRRH!...“
*Double Death*

„ Wh … WHAT …?
NOOOOOOOO…!“
„Wow – what a ssshow … patricide
and matricide in one? Grim , do you
have Popcorn in the fridge …? Thissss
issss getting better and better by the
minute…!“
‚QUIET, YOU FOOL – DON‘T YOU
GET IT? ALL THIS SHOULDN‘T BE
HAPPENING…IN FACT, IT CAN‘T
HAPPEN! I‘M THE GRIM REAPER, I
KNOW IF SOMEONE DIES –
ANDTHEY ARE DEAD AND *I*
DIDN‘T KNOW IT! THE WORLD IS
FALLING APART…!‘
„The world just exploded 4 minutes
ago , remember ? And ‚I‘ fixed it …“
‚EVEN WORSE! I DON‘TKNOW
ANYMORE WHAT‘S HAPPENING!‘
‚Welcome to the excccitement of being
alive , Grim…!‘
‚OH SHUT UP..‘

„…OOOOOEEEEE EEHEHE…
WHO‘S THE %&$% NOW, DAD?! I
f&%$& ing killed you ! And Mom –
you were even dumber than Dad!
Even hold a gun to his head !
Priceless ! Also: Not a monster ? Are
you kidding me ? I‘ll show you ,
what a monster is , starting with …!“

*PUNCH!*
„OW! AGAIN WITH THE
PUNCHING? WHAT‘S WRONG
WITH YO…?!“

*PUNCH*
*… sound of the barrier to the real world
shattering …*
„ Oooofffh …!“
„ Tsk , tsk tsk… again desssstroying
my property … if you keep inviting
such guestssss into your home , I‘m
gonna have to raise your rent , Grim
…!“
‚SHUT UUP!..‘

„… Ow , ow , ow … Mooomm ,
someone hit… oh right , killed her…
anyway , once I stop seeing stars ,
you‘re soo dead , whoever you …!“
„ Nobody‘s going to die anymore ,
Beth – It‘s over ….!“
„… who …?“

*Simultaneous Gasp *
‚ Aw man… *I* totally wanted to do
that …!‘
• ‚Oh, shut up , Hedge …OW!... Uh,
guys , could somebody explain to
me what happened ? Don Junior
just kicked before the first punch ,
And now you‘re blocking the
view, I‘d really like to know …
OW!“

„ Oookay … now even I am
surprisssed …!“
‚WHY THAT?‘
„ Well because I don‘t remember
*this*…“
‚WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU
DON‘T REMEMBER?‘
„Oh, I suddenly remember something
– but I forgot that it happened , and
it‘s strange that I never noticed …“
‚… I NOTICED YOU FINALLY
STOPPED SPEAKING SSSSNAKISH
AGAIN…‘
„Oh. Ssssorry … But that‘s an
interesting turn of events ...“

„Oh my … !“
„ Horsefeathers …!“
„… Needless to ask , Mr. Potty God‘s
god , but… that‘s the reason why …?“
‚YES, AGENT SNUGGLES,
PRECISELY… AND NOT A MINUTE
TOO LATE…‘

Part 2
~ Lights, Camera, Action ~

„Okay, Punk – easy way or hard way ,
your choice !“
„… granny …?“

„…prffffhaHAHAHAHAHAHRRHA
RRRHARRR …! ...Granny the
Superheroohohohoohh …Beware of
her Granny Powers * snort * Oh noes,
I‘m sooo scared…
BUAHAHAHAHARRHARRR… Oh,
you‘re killing me , alright ….
*INSANE LAUGHTER*“

[censored Punch because it‘s too big for
this story]
„…. OWWWWWW…! … Okay, I‘ll
take it back… man, she really
punches hard for a grandmother …
Hey, I can see my castle from up
here…!“

„Oh no , you‘re not getting away, evil-
doer …!“
*flies off*
„ Ehrrr , honey ? Your Husband
here… currently feeling like Lois
Lane… is there something you didn‘t
tell me …?... No pressure though…!“
„Sorry, Jerry – busy saving the world,
we‘ll talk later …!“

„… okay… fine … we‘ll do that … bye
and good luck …“

„…“
„ Wow, poor guy … must be hard to
realize , he didn‘t know his wife at
all..“
„ Oh come on, we have much bigger
problems to worry right now …“
‚RIGHT – I STILL DON‘T KNOW
WHATIS GONNA HAPPEN – IF
THEY LIVE OR DIE?…– TOTAL
MYSTERY!‘
„… Or what superpowers she
actually has …?… I say she can
disintegrate people with her fingertips
, that 'be cool… sooo cool…“

„ Okay, listen – everybody shuts up
right now ! Nobody is saying a peep
unless I say so! IS THAT CLEAR?!
Because I have a superhero for a wife
and I‘m not afraid to use her… and
no, this is not a discriminating joke ,
that is a threat !!“
„…“
„… thank you . And now …“

„…YOU!“
„I didn‘t do it! Honest!“
„ Shut up , Dude – he means the Potty
God‘s G od …“
„…CARE TO INTERVENE, AGENT?“
„… nope … because I think he does
deserve an answer, just as everyone
else…“

„*SIGH*… THIS IS GOING TO BE
COMPLICATED… YOU‘RE SURE
YOU REALLY WANT THIS? CAN‘T
WE JUST GO WITH THE
EXPLANATION, THAT MRS.
EDEN WAS A SUPERHERO ALL
ALONG AND IS SUPPOSED TO
SAVE THE DAY?“

„NO! I‘m sick of this , this cryptic
$%&§ - I want answers … answers ,
why my wife is a superhero, why my
granddaughter is an evil psycho who
apparently has superpowers too , why
everybody dies because of this , how
you are involved …!“
„Mr. Eden – calm down… believe me ,
I already talked with the Potty God‘s
God … he‘s actually not withholding
information as you might think ,he‘s
just really, really bad at explaining…“
„HEY… OKAY, THAT‘S ACTUALLY
CORRECT…“

„… well okay, but I still want
answers…“
„Yes – and might I therefore suggest ,
you try to explain the whole thing in a
bit more … flashy way , Mr. Potty
God‘s God ?“
„… flashy ?“
„… it‘s a God thing , Mr. Eden…
when the Potty God‘s God tried to
explain the whole thing to me
normally, I couldn‘t wrap my head
around it …this way it‘s easier , trust
me …“
„Okay, sooo … flashy explanation ?“

„… OKAY, ONE FLASHY
EXPLANATION COMING RIGHT
UP…!“
*WOOOOOOOOOOOSH*

„…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*gasp*AAA
AAAAAAAAAH….!“
„… IN THE BEGINNING….!“
„…AAAAAAAWHAAAAAAAA…tt
he ... – don‘t tell me we start from *
that * beginning …!“

„…WAS THE STORY… EVER SINCE
CREATURES EVOLVED PAST THE
STAGE OF NOT JUST ACCEPTING
REALITY FOR WHAT IT WAS, BUT
CREATING A WORLD BEYOND
THAT, JUST WITH THE POWER OF
THEIR IMAGINATION, STORIES
HAVE GROWN AND DEVELOPED
AND EVEN SHAPED THE SO-
CALLED REAL WORLD MORE
THAN ANYTHING ELSE…“
„…?“

„…AND AMONG THE POWERS TO
BE, NO POWER WAS GREATER
THAN THAT OF THE
STORYTELLERS, THE ONES GIVEN
DOMINION OVER THE SHAPE OF
THE STORY – OR ANY LATER
INTERPRETATION OF IT…! “
„… Uhm , can we perhaps try a bit
less flashy explanation , pretty
please…?“
*The Storyteller - 11,003 B.C.' by Martin Pate. Oil
painting, Newnan, GA Courtesy Southeast
Archeological Center, National Park Service

„…. OF COURSE THIS BEGS THE
QUESTION: IS A STORY JUST A
STORY… OR IS IT‚REAL‘? IF WE
CLOSE THE BOOK, IS IT DEAD UNTIL
WE READ IT AGAIN – OR DOESTHE
WORLD CREATED REALLY EXIST,
WITH ALL ITS TREASURES, ALL ITS
WISDOM, ALL ITS POWER…?“
„… okay, that‘s sounds kinda esoterical
now … true , a made-up story can inspire
and influence and even drive people into
holy wars , but that doesn‘t make it ‚real‘,
or anymore real then it actually recounts
historical facts … everything else , people
just want to believe… Anyway , what
does that have to do with Anais being a
superhero …?“
*Collage involving Picture from Myst (1993),
Adventure game developed by Cyan World, published
by Broderbound, Midway games, Mean Hamster
Software, Sunsoft

„I‘M COMING TO THAT… SHE
TOLD YOU ABOUT EDEN
AND WHAT HAPPENED, SO I
DON‘T HAVE TO REPEAT THAT?“
„… yeah , and then Mr. Nemo found
her and …“
„OH, HE DIDN‘T FIND HER… AT
LEAST NOT THE FIRST TIME!“
„… not the … what …?“
„OKAY,HERE IT IS WHERE IT GETS
A BIT DIFFERENT… WHEN ANAIS
WOKE UP, SHE WASALONE… SHE
HAD TO COME CLEAN WITH HER
GUILTY CONSCIENCE BY
HERSELF…SHE NEEDED
SOMETHING SHE COULD DO TO
COPE WITH IT…!“

„SO SHE BECAME A SUPER HERO!“
„…“
„… PROTECTING PEOPLE,
HELPING OTHERS,BECOMING
LARGER THAN LIFE…!“
*Collage involving Action Comics #1', Cover art by
Joe Shuster (June 1938). 1st appearance of Superman

„… EVENTUALLY OTHERS FROM
ALL REALMS AND UNIVERSES
JOINED HER CAUSE…“
*Collage, picture found at:
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh135/afrikabambaata
assf/Wallpapers%20DC%20Comics/
DcComicsandMarvelComics.jpg

„STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!“
„…WHAT?“
„ THAT DOESN‘T EXPLAIN
ANYTHING! All the stuff about the
stories , Anais becoming a super hero
– what has that to do with each other ?
Where did she get Super Powers?
Why are you always talking about ‚a
first time‘? When did all that stuff
even happen?? This doesn‘t make
sense!!“

„I WAS COMING TO THAT,
OKAY?!!“
„… * eep *…“

„*EHEM*… WHERE WAS I…? OH
RIGHT, BACK TO THE POWER OF
STORIES…NOW WHILE THERE ARE
COUNTLESS STORIES AND
COUNTLESS STORYTELLERS AND
THEREFORE OFTEN THE POWER OF
SAID STORIES HAS THINNED OUT…
THERE ARE SOME TRULY OLD
STORIES THAT STILL HAVE POWERS
BEYOND COMPARISON… ONE OF
THOSE IS EDEN…AND I DON‘T
MEAN JUST THE THEOLOGICAL
ONE, I MEAN THE CONCEPT – THE
CONCEPT OF A BETTER PLACE, A
PERFECT PLACE – A POWERFUL
PLACE ! NO WONDER, MANKIND
HAD TO LEAVE… IMAGINE THE
POWER THEY WOULD HAVE HAD IF
THEY STAYED… AND THE APPLE
SHOWED, THAT THEY CAN‘T BE
TRUSTED EVEN FOLLOWING A
SINGLE, EASY RULE…!“
„… I‘m not an expert in this stuff , but I
don‘t think , that has to do with the story
of Eden at all…“
„YEAH WELL, TOO BAD –I AM A
GOD, I KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS
THAN YOU…!“
„ Whatever …still doesn‘t explain Anais
…“
*Collage with 'Paradise' by Jan Brueghel the Younger (c.
1620). Oil on oak. Gemaeldegalerie, Berlin, Germany

„*SIGH* - YOU DON‘T GET IT, DO YOU!
ANAIS IS A PART OF EDEN, THE LIVING
PROOF,THAT STORIES ARE IN FACT
REAL, THAT THEY CAN BECOME
REAL!!“
„… wait , Anais is a story ?“
„SHE IS PART OF THE STORY! SHE, HER
PARENTS, HER BOYFRIEND, ADAMAND
EVE, THE GRIM REAPER, – THEY ALL
STEM FROM THE STORY!!!“
„ Wait , that can‘t be right … because I‘m
pretty sure , I never heard of *her* story
before she told me … I mean ,Adam and
Eve, okay, that story , but neither the Reaper
nor Anais ‘ boyfriend or her parents appear
there …“
„…BECAUSE SHE RETOLD IT!“
„…?“
‚Collage involving The Proportions of the Human Figure
(Vitruvian Man)' by Leonardo da Vinci, 1490. Pen, ink
and watercolour over metalpoint. Gallerie dell'Accademia,
Venice, Italy.

„*SIGH* YOU ASKED ME, HOW
ANAIS COULD BECOME A
SUPERHERO, RIGHT? OR WHERE
SHE DID GET HER SUPERPOWERS
FROM?“
„… yes …“
„I ALSO TOLD YOU
ABOUT THE POWERS
STORYTELLERS HOLD OVER A
STORY, CORRECT?!“
„… you don‘t mean …?“

„YES… ANAIS POWER IS:
STORYTELLING! SHE IS A STORY
AND AT THE SAME TIME SHE
TELLS STORIES – INCLUDING HER
OWN! SHE HOLDS DOMINION
OVER THE STORIES – AND SINCE
SHE IS A STORY COME REAL, SHE
THEREFORE ALSO HAS DOMINON
OVER REALITY ITSELF! AND SINCE
POWER OVER STORIES IS ONLY
LIMITED BY IMAGINATION, HER
POWER OVER REALITY… WELL,
LET‘S SAY,SUPERPOWERS WERE
ONLY THE BEGINNING…“

„… IN FACT, SOON SHE
DISCOVERED THE ENDLESS
POSSIBILITIES SHE HAD TO SHAPE
THE WORLD ANY WAY SHE
WANTS, BOTH TO PROTECT IT…!“

„… AND TO BETTER IT AS WELL… IN
SHORT, SHE JUST DIDN‘T SIMPLY
SHOWED THE POWERS OF A GOD – SHE
EXCEEDED IT, BECAUSE GODS ‚ONLY‘
EXIST THROUGH STORIES, THEY CAN‘T
SHAPE THEM…BUT SHE DID, AND THAT
MEANT, THE ONLY THING BETWEEN
HER AND ULTIMATE POWER OVER
EVERYTHING WAS HERWANTING IT!!! “
*speechless *
„… I HOPE YOU‘RE SILENT BECAUSE OF
THE RAMIFICATIONS OF THIS, NOT JUST
BECAUSE YOU DON‘T BELIEVE
IT…BECAUSE YOU WANTED AN
EXPLANATION, AND YOU GOT ONE, I‘M
NOT GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING
EASIER TO STOMACH, BECAUSE IT
WOULD BE A LIE.“
„… She can do anything ? Anything
anything ?“
„…YES.“
„ Then … why this ? Why me ? Bethoria ?
Everything?!“
„…BECAUSE SHE WANTED IT…!“
„…?“

„SHE. WANTED. IT. THINK ABOUT IT
– IF YOU CAN DO ANYTHING,
CHANGEEVERYTHING, RECTIFY
EVERYTHING – WHY DEAD
PARENTS? GUILT? ANGER? FEAR?
HATE? INTERESTS? CURIOSITY?
LOVE? INSERT YOURSELF WITH A
PERMANENT HAPPINESS DRUG,
ELMINATE ALL DANGER FOR YOU –
NOTHING ELSE MATTERSANYMORE!
IT‘S NOT EVEN A LIE YOU‘RE LIVING,
BECAUSE YOU CAN TELLYOURSELF
THE STORY THAT RECTIFIES EVEN
THAT. AND IF YOU CAN LIVE
WITHOUT THE NEED – OR RATHER
THE POSSIBILITY – TO ACHIEVE
ANYTHING GREATER –WHAT‘S THE
POINT TO GO ON?!“
„…Ultimate power eliminates the need
to actually live?...“
„VERY GOOD – YOU GOT IT! AND
THAT WASN‘T EVEN THE
BEGINNING…“

…BECAUSE THERE IS STILL THE
CONSCIENCE THING…OR DO YOU REALLY
THINK SHE DIDN‘T PONDER THE QUESTION
TO SAVE HER DEAD PARENTS? WE ALL
WANT TO CORRECT OUR MISTAKES, BUT
WHAT IF WE CAN? ALL IS FORGIVEN? WE
STILL MADE THE MISTAKE, CAN WE EVER
LOOK INTO THE MIRROR AND SAY ‚IT
NEVER HAPPENED‘- EVEN IF IT DIDN‘T
BECAUSE WE CHANGED THE STORY? AND
IN HER CASE – WHY ONLY HER PARENTS?
WHY NOT EVERYONE ELSE? WHY NOT
ELIMINATE EVERYTHING DEADLY! AND IF
NOBODY DIES, WE NEED TO ELIMATE
HUNGER, NEED FOR SPACE, EVERYTHING
ELSE TOO… AND RESTRICTING YOURSELF,
SET A LIMIT –WHY? OR : WHY NOT GIVE UP
THE DEPRESSING MEMORY, THAT SHAPED
US, ELIMINATE THE CONSCIENCE – HECK,
EVERYTHING ELSE – IN SHORT, WE ARRIVE
AT PRETTY MUCH THE SAME PROBLEM AS
BEFORE…“
„… essentially : what‘s the point to go on? And
not to go on is selfish ….“
„EXACTLY…!“

„THAT IS WHY ANAIS‘S DECISION WAS
… WELL… HUMAN… NOT A GOOD
DECISION,BUT ALSO NOT THE
WORST…!“
„ Which is …?“
„… SHE WROTE HERSELF OUT OF THE
STORY! RETOLD EVERYTHING,
ELMINATED HER OWN EXISTENCE AS
BEST ASPOSSIBLE FROM IT, LEFT HER
PLACE… IN SHORT: SHE GAVE UP
WHAT SHE WAS…SO SHE COULD BE
WHAT SHE IS… NO POWERS ANYMORE,
JUST A NORMAL, LIMITED EXISTENCE
WITHOUT THE RESPONSIBILITIES SHE
FELT SHE WOULD HAVE HAD TOPUT
UPON HERSELF… SHE EVEN STRIPPED
HER POWER TO TELL HER OWN STORY
…AND DECIDED TO LET DIRECT HER
LIFE BY A TALENTLESS HACK TELLER
TOO DUMBTO BE EVEN CAPABLE TO
ABUSE THAT POWER…“
„ But… She‘s now a Superhero again and
Bethoria … inherited that Power… right ?“
„WHITE MICE…“
„ Wh …?“
„DON‘T THINK OF WHITE MICE – TOO
LATE, YOU ALREADY DID…SAME FOR
HER…“

„Okay, so what you‘re saying , she can get rid of
it , but it‘s still there …“
„THAT‘S WHY I SAIDIT WASN‘T A GOOD
DECISION…THOUGH I AM TO BLAME
TOO…WHEN I ABDUCTED MR. NEMO, I
HAD HOPED I COULD PUT A STOP TO
WHOEVER WOULD TRY AND WRESTLE HIS
POWER TO WRITE ANAIS‘ STORY FROM HIM
AND THEREBY ACCESSING THE POWER
THAT NEVER COMPLETELY LEFT HER…
NEVER THOUGHT,IT COULD RUN IN THE
FAMILY… OR ACCESSED OTHERWISE…!“
„… so what happens now ?“
„ANAIS WILL SAVE THE DAY –
HOPEFULLY…“
„… if she has that power, why not…?“
„LIKE BETHORIA, WHEN SHE MADE THE
WORLD GO BOOM…? NO MR. EDEN, ANAIS
ISN‘T LIKE THAT, THAT‘S THE POINT…AND
THE PROBLEM…“
„…but…“
„ANYWAY, NOW YOU KNOW THE
‚TRUTH‘…TIME TO GO BACK!“
*WOOOOOOSH*
„OOOOOOOOOooOOooo …!“

„… ooOooOOH …UFF!“
„… Well – seen all the flashy lights ?“
„ That was…was….“
„ Nauseating, correct …also makes
you feel small , insignificant …“
„ Yeah , and I‘m still pretty miffed
about being called a Hack writer by
that guy , I‘m not that bad , I got stars
for my stories at the exchange you
know …“

„… still, what I don‘t get : why me ? Why
did she choose me to … well , write her?
Again , I‘m not that bad , but if I got a
Simoleon for every time I got into a word
fight with her, I‘d be rich by now .Why‘d
she do that to herself …?“
„ Ummm … Guilt ?“
„ Beg your pardon?“
„ Well … she kinda hates her power or
herself for having that power… in fact , it
sounds like she has a guilt problem ,not
being worthy or trustworthy of that
power or so… dead parents can do that ,
think Batman…!“
„… and by having me – or us – she has
somebody who has that power, and then
can yell at us all day for * abusing * it …
makes perfect sense, like all
psychological problems …“
„… wow, now I feel bad , making her
live through an apocalypse …“

„AHAHAHAHAHAHAHARRHARR…!“
‚WHAT‘S SO FUNNY…?‘
„ Aaaah … nothing , but…this entire thing
suddenly makes so much sense to me …all
these little things , that I brushed off as
misremembering over the years … of course
, Storytelling … Oh Annie, you‘re so going to
get it if you‘re going to hell…!“
‚YOU SEEM TO BE PRETTY SURE, ANAIS
WILL GO THERE… YOU KNOW, WHILE I
DON‘T KNOW THE OUTCOME OF THIS,
WHICH IS PRETTY SCARY FOR ME – IF
ANAIS WINS AND SAVES THE WORLD,
WOULDN‘T YOU THINK SHE‘D
BEWORTHY TO – GO UP?‘
„* Smirk * Oh Grim , Grim , Grim … if
people knew what a Softie you are , they
wouldn‘t fear you … and instead kick the
living $%&/ out of you for trying to take
them….“
‚HEY!‘
„… And after all, who tells you , she will
win , hm?“
‚… … OH WHATEVER, ISHOULD‘VE
KNOWN, THAT YOU NEVER GIVE A
STRAIGHT ANSWER…‘

‚ … OH, AND BY THE WAY: YOU
TWO – GET UP!‘
*revive *
„Oh my …!“
„I … I‘m alive again , but…?“
‚WELL, FIRST OF ALL: A BIG
‚THANK YOU MR. REAPER FOR
REVIVING US‘ WOULD BE NICE!
NO? FIGURES… IN ANY CASE, I
DON‘T KNOW HOW YOU COULD
DIE – SO WHY SHOULDN‘T I
REVIVE YOU WITHOUT PLAYING
ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS WITH
SOMEONE? THE RULES ARE
APPARENTLY OFF THE TABLE, I
DON‘T CARE ANYMORE GETTING
FIRED FOR THIS…!‘
„…sorry, and a big thank you
then…“
„…. yeah …but seriously ? Nobody
thought about pleading for us ? Not
even Ma…?“

„… oh, right ….“
„WAAAAAAH…POTTYPOTTYPOT
TYPOTTYPOTTYPOTTY…!“
‚* Snif *snif *… oh, you‘ve got to be
kidding …‘

‚…Okay guys – little help ?
Apparently Mom here needs new
diapers , and I don‘t know jack about
handling kids …“
„ Uhm – no ? Your Mom ? Besides ,
don‘t you have a son ?“
„Who? Oh right ,Booger … totally
forgot …but still, would be really ,
really nice …“
„ I‘m pregnant .“
„ I‘m a zombie .‘
„ I‘m Eeevil .“
„ I‘m Hedgeho … I mean Sonicdude !“
„POOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTY!“
„AHHG – MA! THANKS FOR
NOTHING, GUYS…!“

„ Uhmmm … okay, so we had Anais ‘
Past revealed now , and Amaryllis
and Plutonium are alive again … so
what now ? I mean , shouldn‘t we do
something ?“

„ And what do you think should we
do, Gerd? Run out there and help in a
fight with a super hero and a villain
that just destroyed the world ? And no
, I‘m not a coward – I‘m realistic here .
You don‘t go into a warzone if you
wouldn‘t survive … And Anais
probably would like it if she didn‘t
have to worry about us being target
practice for Bethoria …“
„WELL SPOKEN, MR.EDEN!“
„I second that …“
„ Me too … still, I‘d like to know ,
how the fight turns out…just for the
‚will we survive this after all‘- aspect ,
mind you …“
„ Yeah , right … And what do you
suggest , how should we achieve that ,
Dude …?“
„ Uhmmm … ah, I got it – hey Gerd!
You had little screen time so far, and
you‘re an inventor – what did you do
the entire time…??“

„ Uhm , I … macgyvered an overall super
live TV that can show anything happening in
the neighborhood out of a lampshade and a
shoe box… Wait , what ? No I didn …
wait … How did THAT come here ?!“
„HA HA – so much for talentless Hack
teller – what do you say now ?! Eh?EH?!“
„… you can do THAT?“
„YES…HE CAN – THAT ‘S WHY I
SAID, HE‘S A TALENTLESSHACK
TELLER…“
„HEY!“
„…COMING UP WITH RIDICULOUS
IDEAS THAT USE UP HIS ACCESS TO
THE POWER, BECAUSE IT DEFIES
LOGIC SO MUCH EVEN HE CAN‘T
WRAPHIS HEAD AROUND HOW
STUPID THIS IS…“
„Mr. Potty God‘s God … you‘re not
helping right now either … I admit , if I
had this power, I‘d rather think about a
way helping Anais rather than
fabricating a TV… But Mr. Eden is right ,
there is nothing we can really do without
obstructing Anais …“

„… so we might as well sit back and
…* sigh * ‚ enjoy ‘ the show …“
„Oh come on – at least a little bit of
appreciation of what I can do…?“
„ Shut up Dude – I am you or at least
one of us is , and even I think that‘s
nothing special … we do this all the
time, or where do you think , the
pictures for all the former episodes
stem from ….“
„… point …“
„… Ummm , Mr. Nemo … since you
just puppeteered me - which I didn‘t
really like, but I‘m a Simbin Sim, so
never mind – to invent this …how
does that thing work ? …“
„… Oh, just pull a switch or so, the
rest will just come by itself …

„…like this ?... WOW, okay….?“

„ Yooo-Hoo – down here ,
Granny…!“

„… now , you magnificent bastard –
ready for round two ?“

„Smoking is bad for your health , kid
….“
„ Aww come on… that‘s all you have
to say ? I extra went through a
wardrobe change for our second
clash …“
„ There will be no clash – it‘s over , I
already told you …“
„Oh really – you and what army ?“
„I don‘t need one to mop the floor
with little snotty brats like you …I just
don‘t want to … we can still end this
peacefully , Beth…! “

„ Jeez – where you always like this as
a Super Hero? If so, no wonder ,
nobody remembers you …“
„I don‘t want to be remembered
anymore , that was the point … you
forced me out in the open, and now
you‘re getting it! Again , we can do
this the easy or the hard way …!“
„ Oh please , stop fooling yourself –
punching me through the air like a
rocket? Felt good , didn‘t it ?
Meaningful discussion ,
psychological warfare ? Nope , punch
the bad guy , until she learns that
bad is bad …sorry, only thing I‘m
learning is that you‘re as boring as
you were as a normal Granny …“

„ You‘re walking on thin ice , Beth…!“
„ Yeah – that‘s what you think you
should tell me , right ? In fact you‘re
the one on the ice – you just want to
pummel me through until I scream in
agony for mercy …“
„I don‘t …“
„Ah, ah, ah – lying is bad ! You see ,
we‘re not that different… I have a
boring side too , she‘s called
‚Bethany‘ …I just chose to ignore her
and go full awesome !“
„ You‘re not awesome , she is not
boring , you‘re just an insane person
who needs help but also a
straightjacket for safety , and I‘m not
gonna discuss my life choices with
you …!“

„Funny – that‘s what I should say …
minus the straight jacket , because
you‘re the one wearing it …let me
help you with this …“
*EXHALE*
„ Wha …? * Cough * * Cough *“

„* Cough * * Cough * What have you …
*COUGH*?“
„ Hehehe … Ah, just a little side
project ,Granny … you see , when I
still had this plan to conquer the
entire Simhood , some other dude –
Tono* or whatever … actually
trespassed on my turf … so my other
‚I‘ concocted a virus to make him
another another ‚I‘… wonder what
happened to him … anyway , this is a
small sample of the virus , Version
2.0 – airborne , infects you , you
become another another another ‚I‘…
great , isn‘t it? Soon we‘ll be on the
same wavelength , Granny …“
*************
Tono from Phamser’s aka Amalgam’s ‚Servo
Chronicles ‘ at the exchange actually had a little
crossover with Far away from Eden over the
course of the last chapters … unfortunately , I
never saw another update from it after coming to
an epic conclusion for the crossover in his story
… I kinda feel responsible for it ,because it feels
like I killed his story with my subplot …

„…*COUGH* *COUGH*
*COUGH*…“

„… well – how‘s it going … ‚Beth‘?“
„I… feel good … ‚other I‘…“
„ Aaah … perfect !“

„ ‚… she said , smirking about her
own , oh-so- great cunningness and
evilness …‘ “
„ What the…?“
„…‘ suddenly escaped her, when her
former Grandmother now looking like
a deformed version of her suddenly
started to tell the story of what she
said … something had gone wrong ,
she realized ‘…“
„Hey, stop that ! That‘s not funny
anymore , that‘s creepy …“
„…‘ she said , trying to overcome her
fear what was going to happen next
… because her Grandmother
apparently had a trick left on her
sleeve after all…‘ …“
„NONONO – STOP! DROP DEAD!
YOU‘RE ME NOW, I COMMAND
YOU…!“

„…‘ she said , to delay the
unavoidable result … because , while
her grandmother had vowed to never
use this power again , as it was more
a curse than a gift , this was an
emergency … and when push comes to
shove ‘…!“

„… ‚SHOVES! ‘…“
„AUUGH – Now that was totally
uncool, Granny – and your story was
boooring…!“
„ Yeah , I am a bit rusty in this respect …
I let other people tell my story for far too
long … Anyway , where was ‚I‘? Oh
right – the HARD WAY….!“
*PUNCH*
„OWWW! Oh really…? Well , two can
play this game … ehrm … yesss ‚ I can
use every ounce of your rag…!“
*PUNCH*
„ OW! Man, why can‘t I do this story
stuff ? It worked with destroying the
world earli…?“
*PUNCH*
„OWWW!“
„First: I won‘t let you anymore ! Second:
You quoted a line from a bad movie ,
what did you expect ?!“
„… point …!“

*PUNCH*
„OWW!“
„UFFF… thanks , buddy … oh right ,
forgot to tell you , Granny , I didn‘t
pick this outfit just because it looks
good …“

„… but because ‚I‘ actually brought
an army to stop you …“
*PUNCH*
„ Ufff ..“
*PUNCH*
*PUNCH*
*PUMMEL*
*BOUNCE*
*OTHER SOUNDS*

„ Hehehe … don‘t worry Granny ,
there‘s still a lot more to come …!“
*PUNCH*
*BOUNCE*
*PUMMEL*
etc.

[sounds of many , many bodies piling
up…]

https://
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQyuI
QmVelA
„ Woa , Ted – the future looks totally
non-heinous !“
„ Yeah – where are the … URGH!“
„ AArGH !“
*double death*
„ You two clowns weren‘t invited , so
buzz off… Granny‘s burial , not
yours …!“

„… and completely forgot , this was
supposed to be a fire burial … Hey,
somebody got a lighter ?“
*Growl*
„…* growl *?“

*GROWL* *WRAF* *HOWL*
„WHAT THE…?“

*BARK* *YIFF* *GROWL* *BITE*
„OWW…YOU KIDDING ME?! GET
OFF, YOU SLEAZYFLEABAGS,
GET…!“
„ATTACK! FOR THE PACK – AND
THE COMING WEREWOLF EMPIRE,
IF YOU WANT…!“
„WHA…?“

„…YOU?“
„ Surprise , Sis ! Remember
surrounding us by your troops to
starve us to death or so…? Well ,
looking at that pile of corpses , guess
what happened …“
„…Oh, right … might have overdone
it with these Guys….“

„… but honestly , who cares – I just
offed a superhero ! These mutts I‘ll
eat for breakfast…!
*kick*“*
*Whimper !*

„ RAWWR!“
„ Woah – Easy Bro – you know ,
people might get the wrong
impression , or make *werewolf
pron* out of it …!“
‚ SHUT UP YOU…! *CLAW*“
„… yep , definitely *pron*
material…“

* fighting sounds *
„ Ow – come on, what is it with you
people this chapter …?… all you
want is hurt me , that‘s mean …!“
„ Oh Shut up ! OWW…!“
* More fighting sounds *
„ Is it because I like Death Metall
more than K-Pop or what …?... Well ,
Take that !“
* Even More fighting sounds *
„ You crazy, insane … hargh !...
Monster!“
„Says the werewolf , of course … just
wait , I‘m gonna skin you alive and
use you as my doormat …“

*CHOMP *
„AUUGH… Oh yeah , this is
definitely not becoming pron …!“

*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*
*s out throat !!!*
„HOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW
WLLL!!“

*plummet *
* splatter *
*Blrrgl *
…

„….!“
„Okay, that was unexpected … first
her brother appearing and then …!“
„But – how did he do that ?! I mean –
Kudos for bravery, but hello ? She
destroyed the world , then buried
Anais … oh my ,… ANAIS! WHAT
HAPPENED TO HER? IS SHE…?“
‚…DON‘T LOOK AT ME, I DON‘T
KNOW THE OUTCOME
ANYMORE…‘

‚…AND MY BEST GUESS IS, THAT
THIS…TELLING POWER OR
WHATEVER IS REALLY
GENETICAL…‘
„… so Brian has this ability too ? Then
maybe he can …!“
„HE DOESN‘T.“
„Wha … but he killed her! HER!“
„… HE DIDN‘T… REMEMBER
WHEN I SAID, I DIDN‘TTHINK
THIS POWER COULD RUN IN THE
FAMILY? TURNS OUT I WASN‘T
WRONG… IT DOESN‘T, THE
ACCESS RUNS DIFFERENT…!
“ „Mr. Potty God‘s God , you‘re not
making sense right now … I mean ,
look at her – she is pretty much
dead!!“
„… NOPE!“
„…?“
„…*SIGH* SEE FOR YOURSELF…!“

*HUFF* *HUFF*… Man, that was
brutal … uggh , I think I peed myself
…but at least it‘s over now…“
„… Hehehe …“

*Crouching darkness *
„WHUUUU…?!“
„… Hehehe … Hehehe ….
HehEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAH
AHARRR HARRRR HARRRRR …!“

„… HARRRHH!“
„… the f…?!“

„HELLO, BIG BRO – MISSED ME?!“
„…!“
„ AAWW… COME ON, GIVE YOUR
LIL‘ SIS A HUG…!“

* Stumble *
„Uff.. Wait … Dangit , this still
requires a bit getting used to …!“
*Drag* * Shuffe *
„Okay, don‘t worry … getting the
hang of it … be there in a sec…!“
„… Wh … wh …!“

„…WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!“
„ Who I am? Well – EMPRESS
BETHORIA, RULER OF
ALLSIMKIND OF COURSE -
*DAAH*! – also: your little sister ,
but we‘ve already established
that…!“
„… I JUST KILLED YOU!“
„… you know , it‘s pretty awkward
telling me this …!“

„… but don‘t worry , you didn‘t kill
me … actually ‚I‘ killed ‚ me ‘, but
hey – bygones be bygones ,right ?“
„ wh … whowhatwhonunnirt
wherenowhat ??!“
„… Okay, probably a short
explanation is in order …!“

„ …so here I was, with my other best
buddy me‘s , happily conquering and
usurping all Sim- and Mankind ,
when suddenly Crazy Me ‚ Me ‘
decided to act crazy and blow up all
our nicely developed plans because
she wants to go through the mess of
doing all the kills of every person in
the multiverse all by herself … crazy,
isn‘t it ? I mean , what‘s the
difference between pushing a red
button instead of going through a lot
of chainsaws…? anyway , she
decided to blow me up, totally
uncool doing that to your own ‚self ‘
if you ask me …“

„… of course , as any smart girl , I
anticipated me(!) killing myself(!!) , so I
devised a plan to bring myself back as
soon as it happened … slipped a
resurrection notice into the stream of
demands we made to Grim for the
Zombie Army … worked out perfectly ,
don‘t you think ?...“
******************************
„GRIM!!!!“
‚WHAT? SHE CALLS ON THE RE-
SURRECT-O-NOMITRON, SHE PAYS
LOUSY – SHE GETS A ZOMBIE!
THAT‘S THE RULES! WELL OKAY, I
KNOW NOW THAT THE MONEY WAS
ALL FAKE, BUT – RULES!‘
„… but how can she buy herself back to
life , that can‘t be right ?“
‚RIGHT NOW, THERE IS A DEAD
‚HER‘ BLEEDING INTO THE DESERT,
A RESURRECTED ‘HER‘,
SOMEWHERE AROUND ARE SOME
MORE ‘HERS’…I FOLLOW THE
RULES, I NEVER SAID SHE DID…!‘

„… and of course , I didn‘t just simply
resurrect myself back – but as a
Zombie*! Guess Why ?!“
„…“
„ Jeez … do I have to explain
everything…?... Okay, here‘s why : my
father Plutonium wanted to get himself
a Black Sheep – you know ? Alien-
Zombie-Vampire etc. .. Because they are
supposed to be soo powerful… that‘s
why he went through all this to get me
on his side , with me carrying all these
alien -, vampire -, dryad -, robot - etc.
genes… well, the zombie was missing ,
so if I was gonna kill myself anyway …
life and lemons and all that…!
“*****************************
„ … that‘s what you meant , Mr. Potty
God‘s God , right …that‘s the access …?“
„…YEP….“
*********************************
„… Now , there are a few downsides of
course , skill loss , personality loss , all
that stuff … so I took a rain check for
the last few hours to get myself back on
track…“
* Zombie skin by Enayla

„… and just when I thought , I could
face ‚ myself‘ again , look what
happened … Granny‘s dead, my
psychotic other ‚ Me ‘ is dead … and
if you think it couldn‘t get any better
, guess what happened because you
bit her, I mean ‚ Me ‘…?“
„… You‘re a werewolf now too …!!!“
„ Hehehe ….!“

„HOOOOOWWWWWLLLLL!“
*HOOOOOWL*
*HOOOOOWL*
*HOOOOWL*
„ Wh …? HEY – YOU‘RE ON MY
SIDE…!“
„ Hehehe … sorry, Bro , but looks
like I‘m the bigger ‚Alpha‘ here …!“
„Wh.. No you aren‘t !!“
„ Yes, I am!“

„ No , you aren‘t !“
„Yes, I am!“
„Yes, I am!“
„Yes, I am!“
„No , you aren‘t !“
„Yes, I am !“

„Yes, I am!“
„Yes, I am!“
„Yes, I am!“
„Yes, you are !“
„ NO, I‘M NOT!“
„HAH!“
„ Whu …?.. oh, screw it …!“

„ …RIP HIM APART!“
*BARK*
*WRAF*
*BITE*
„ARGH…! Sore loser...!“
*CLAW *
* HOWL*
*CHOMP*
*RIP*
• „Okay – that‘s settled … And
now, where were we …?“

„…Oh right … the entrance to the
Sims 3 verse … annnd the other
dimensions or whatever
… jeez ,and to think , last time I had
a giant army at my command ready
to march through … and now this
crazy girl made it into a Mount
Zombie Pie Memorial… then again ,
that thing short circuited out every
few seconds ….
…Oh well , I‘m more Black Sheepish
then ever before , let‘s see if Dad was
right after all….“

„*UMMMFFF!!!*“
*Stargate Sound indicating Overload by
opening all Connections at once !*
*************
„…UH, OH…!“
„… This is bad , isn‘t it ?... Mr. Potty
God‘s God …?“
„…THAT‘S AN
UNDERSTATEMENT…“
„ Hmmm … ssseems like I‘ll have a
lot to do in the next dayssss …“
„…SHUT UP…!

„YEE-HAW…! That‘s better than
Christmachanuka and
Ramadamakwanzaa together – I‘M
EVERYWHERE! Who needs a
zombie army ? I‘ll just gonna rip
reality a new one and make it my
bi…!“

„OWW…! Okay, that‘s enough …
what‘s going on…?... Why is
everybody hurting me today ? I
should be the one giving the blows
here …!“
„Oh, you‘re gonna blow alright , I‘ll
make sure of that…!“

„… Empress ! Bethoria !“
„ Whu … you again ? I thought ,
Brian offed you over there , in your
silly army suit …!“
„Oh please … that was just another
puppet, just like you …!“
„I am ‚ you ‘, Beth…!“
„ You‘re a bad listener – I told you
the last time to shut up before I
killed you…!“

„… so for the last time: Shut up – and
die - forever !“

„… you know , what your problem is
, Beth? You‘re burning so many
bridges , even the one you‘re
standing on…! That‘s the reason ,
why I took charge – killing is fun ,
but sometimes , you have todo things
that aren‘t fun …!“
* sparks starting *

„YAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGH“
„… so let‘s be real, girl – you are
NOT me – you‘re just a worthless
pile of Crazy on legs …!“

„ And I am NOT letting you take my
Prize – The ENTIRE MULTIVERSE –
Away from me , you Lunatic Bit…!“

*Cocking Noise*
„…I said : die…!“

*BLAME!*
**************************************
*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blame!– one of
my favorite Mangas written by Tsdutomo Nihei ….

*SNIKT!*
**************************************
*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolverine:_Snikt! –
also written by Tetsumo Nihei … yes , I didn‘t know
how to make this look awesome other than quoting
much more impressive stuff …

„ Ahhh … hhh … hhhh !...“
„ Bah – cry baby … and you want to be
me ? We‘re not even started …“
„ Hhhh …*gurgle*… Beth… stop … we
can still do this , we can still do all
these things together…!* splutter *“
„ What part of ‚ shut up ‘ don‘t you
understand ? Or what part of ‚die‘?!“
„…*gurgle*…“
„ Better – but a little to late … now , do
you wanna get sliced upside -down or
downside-up …?“
„… up …!“
„Okay – one upside down coming
right…“
„…down!“
„ Nono –coming right up , not down…!“
„…DOWN!“
„…???“
* sound of wind from above …*

*… emitted from mountain sized pile of
corpses and nuclear material recently
piled on top of Anais Eden, lifted up and
now about to crash down…*
„… oh…“

*NOiSE *
********************************
* https ://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NOiSE – yep ,again
Tsutomu Nihei …

*… sound of corpses roasting in nuclear
fire…*
„ Hfff … that was close … respect ,
Empress , if you go down, you go
down with a noise …“
„…‘ She said , breathing a sigh of relief …
little did she know , that this wasn‘t the
end …‘..“
„… WHA…?“
„… ‚ or perhaps she knew all along , that
it would never end… that the cycle of
killing herself over and over would never
stop , that for all she had achieved , it was
all for naught , destined to go up in flames
again and again , and not like she might
had hoped with murderous fun , but with
uncaring grief , anger , sadness …
madness …‘…!“
„…YOU!“

„… Hello , Bethoria .“
„YOU – YOU DID THAT! ALL OF
THAT!“
„Yes, quite a bit … I‘m still rusty with
the storytelling , but getting buried
under a pile of zombies gives you
time to think … of course , most of the
time I didn‘t really have to do
anything …. Often , a story writes
itself , so to say … and in your case ,
it‘s easy… just put up puppet after
puppet of yourself up so you can kill
yourself over and over , always trying
to destroy yourself … unfortunately I
didn‘t expect your brother to barge in
like that … story elements always
need to resolve one way or the other
…but don‘t worry , I can deal with
that … in the end, nothing you do will
matter anyway …“

„Oh really …?!... Tell me Granny ,
why this way ? Why ? Look, what I
did here ! All this murder ,all this
carnage … I did that ! And here are
you , telling a story , that it doesn‘t
matter, trying to …get me down or
so…! Heck, if you can do that , why
not just say : Happy End, it was all a
bad dream ?! Huh, Huh ?“

„ That‘s what a story does , Beth – it
doesn‘t say : There was Anais – and
she lived happily ever after … there
must be a middle that tells us
something … there must be a way in
the story … and sometimes …
sometimes bad things must happen in
it … to learn certain things … as I did
… that IS the hard way …!“

„… that doesn‘t mean , that
sometimes … sometimes the way is
too hard … so I offer you another
choice , Bethoria … easy… or
hard…?“
„BLA, BLA, BLA… I DON‘T WANT
TO HEAR THISCRAP ANYMORE!
COME ON! HIT ME! HIT ME WITH
ALL YOU‘VE GOT, I CAN TAKE
IT!“
„Beth, please …“
„NO! NO EASY WAY! NOT FOR
YOU! THAT‘S WHAT IT‘S ALL
ABOUT –YOU WANT AN EASY
WAY! I SHOULD SURRENDER
AND YOU WIN – THE END! I‘M
NOTGIVING YOU THAT!“
„… not again , please not again …“
„LALALALALA….I CAN‘T HEAR
YOU…LALALALA…!“

„* Sigh *… Very well …“

„… remember , Bethoria – you asked
for it …“

„…‘ and as the light emitting from Anais
became stronger and stronger , a feeling
crept into her very core , a feeling that she
so often hat instilled in all those around
her… fear . Naked , primal fear. Like an
animal facing certain death Bethoria
desperately looked for a way out, a way to
trick fate once more …‘“
„ H… Hey, wait – think of Bethany,
she‘s still somewhere in here – if you
kill me ,she‘ll die too …!“
„…‘ she hastily blurted out, trying to
blackmail her way out of this … alas , it
was too late … Anais knew , even if she
tried , she couldn‘t stop the process …‘“
„YES, YES SHE CAN…!…
STOOOP!“

„… but all her pleading didn‘t matter, she
knew that … Bethoria – Murderer ,
Killer, Enslaver ,Cannibal , Defiler ,
Empress , Monster – was in the end
nothing more than a little , insignificant
speck of dust in the magnitude of a story
…“
„NOOOOOOARRill be
backRGGGHHH…NOT…!“

„…‘ and in a flash of light‘….“

„… Aaah ! Brian – stop that !“
„Wakey , wakey , Sis …! You can‘t just
cheat your way out of listening to
Uncle June‘s boring sermon of all the
boring stuff he boringly discovered
today by falling asleep …“
„ It is not boring , you nucklehead –
these are significant discoveries I
made . Did you know , that in this
pseudohawaian Vacation hood ,
storytellers once played an important
role? They even have a name for the
art of storytelling called moolelo ,
which …!“
„ Please , kill me , Sis… I don‘t want
to die this way …“
„ Uncle June… could you repeat
everything you just said , but this time
slower ? He has to suffer …!“
„ Noooooo ….!“

„I GET IT!“
„… but I wanted …!“
„ Nope , you have to listen to Uncle
June – sorry for falling asleep ,
Uncle… just tell Brian everything , he
can tell me later what you said , so
please play close attention , Brother, I
don‘t want to miss anything , or I‘ll
blame it on you …!“
„… why do you hate me so much ?...“

„ Hello – Eden Uni Household
Vacation Home, Bethany Eden?“

„ Hello Bethany – Here‘s your
Grandma speaking ! We got the letter
from your Brother Brian – sounds like
you‘re having a great time on your
vacation !“

„ Grandmother , Hello ! Yes, we sure
do…! And how do you do, everything
okay over at the WitchHut?! How are
Mom and Bea and her Kids doing ?
And Grandpa and Uncle Alex?“

„… Actually , I‘m speaking right here
from Twikki Island… because we‘re
on Vacation too …!
„Really ? All of you ?!“

„ Well , almost … Bea stayed with the
cats and your niece Celia, because
babies can‘t go on vacation … but
don‘t worry , Don and his Zombies
are making sure that she‘s safe … heh,
weird, saying that zombies keep you
safe in an apocalypse …“ *
*************************
*FYI: All Events depicted here are now based on
the idea , that everything that happened in the
Bethoria Arc never happened , instead the
alternative ending concerning Bethany‘s
imprisonment from Chapter 9.3. applies … with
some alterations …

„… anyway , we actually bought the
big vacation home at the beach , so
we‘re not far away… too bad , we
can‘t visit each other , but hey, we
have telephones and no phone
restriction , right ?...“

„… We also haven‘t decorated the
house yet , just bought a few coffins
for the day … we could have
meditated , but – nah, it‘s vacation
time, let‘s waste some money …“

„ Of course , this leaves Uncle Alex
and Cecile Maurice…I was a bit
unsure at first , leaving them to their
own devices , but actually , your uncle
was remarkably relaxed all the time,
completely different from the Mr.
Grumpypants we are used to
know…“

„… then again , he and Cecil have
always gotten along quite well …“

„… but, after playing around in the
ocean , Cecile hitting Uncle Alex with
a water balloon , and Uncle Alex
laughing it off? Call the Press…!“

„ Of course , it was impossible to keep
Alex away from exploring … so he
bought us a zany sports car and took
Cecile on a ride …“

„… and of course they explored every
nook and Cranny of the Island, all the
temple ruins , all the beaches …“

„… and of course , Alex just had to
learn the fire dance …“

„… and Cecile built a gigaaantic Sand
Caslte , so big , we could all live in it!
Sadly , the sea took it then …I love
this little rascal …!“

„… of course , both our Rascals were
up till night , because they wanted to
explore the pirate ship… and Uncle
Alex was quite disappointed , that the
Ghost didn‘t show up … the insulans
then told him , a man looking just like
him had recently scared the ghost
away … you might warn Uncle June
to keep some distance to his elder
brother for now …“

„… thankfully , Alex got back to being
relaxed once he met the witch doctor ,
got the voodoo doll and learned
Hula… you know , how he is , a
Science Sim to the end…“

„… and the next day , he equipped all
of our rooms with Snapdragons so it
becomes easier for us to get back to
our coffins before dawn … and then
he insisted to learn how to make
them…“

„… also, we have apparently now a
fruit garden … oh, Alex, Alex,
Alex….“

„… in fact , the plants grew so fast, we
can almost harvest them already … in
the tropics stuff really grows fast…“

„… Of course , this doesn‘t mean ,
Alex and Cecile are running this
Vacation alone , we vampire folks just
need different times to visit the tourist
attractions …“

„… for example , we also went to the
pirate ship on the second night …
Especially Your Grandfather was
quite smitten with it , fooling around
and searching the horizon for other
ships …“

„… we then went to the beach , and I
have to say , these insulans are soo
nice … no ‚RUN, IT‘SVAMPIRES!‘ or
so… Your Mom befriended a native
girl and then talked with her about all
the achievements you children had
acquired in School, College… so if we
come here again and they scream
‚RUN, IT‘S VAMPIRES ! FLEE
BEFORE THEY START TALKING
ABOUT THEIR KIDS!‘ – we know
whom to blame …“

„… Bea‘s husband Nick also decided
to learn the Fire Dance – Science Sims,
‚nuff said …“

„… and then the most exciting thing
ever happened – guess what ? Huh?
Huh? I‘m gonna tell you… for the first
time since College – I ate something !
YES, I DID – REAL FOOD! I actually
don‘t care what it was, it was like
Manna after being in the desert for 40
years …!“

„… heh , sorry, probably sound a bit
too overly excited about that … but I
feel like I‘ve been under a lot of
pressure for quite some time now …
thankfully , the massage with hot
stones here in Twikki Island really
did a great job to unwind me ….“

„… and I think , everyone else feels
that way too … though your Mom
then decided that , since we still
haven‘t had time to paint our family
heir portraits , to do it herself and
draw everyone of us during the next
nights …!“

„… and tell you what , she got all 6 of
us down… Cecile gets his if he‘s old
enough of course …yep , that‘s your
Mom …“

„… but hey, here I‘ve been talking
about all we did , and never asked
you once , how you fare right now
…still enjoying your vacation ?
Everything Alright ? Nothing strange
happening , nothing …bad ?...“

„ Ehrr … what do you mean
Grandma? What do you mean with ‚
bad ‘?… okay, Uncle June is torturing
us right now with his longwinded
speeches about what all discovered so
far … thankfully ,he hasn‘t shown us
any slideshows yet …!“

„ Ahaha … alright ! Naw , the
question didn‘t mean anything ,
sometimes I worry too much … I
didn‘t want to bother you too , please
just continue to enjoy your vacation …
and good luck surviving your uncle
… Yes, I‘m evil , I know … …Bye!“

*Click*
„… it seems like all is well …“
*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
„Who…?“

*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
„BRAVO – BRAVO! ANNIE –
THAT.WAS. FANTASTIC!“

„ * SSssht * Quiet , YOU idiot !
Nobody should know YOU‘re here !
Remember – they never met YOU! I
don‘t want them to do! And most
importantly – I want YOU to leave !“

„Okay, okay, quiet already ! But
seriously – what you did was
unbelievable ! Changing time and
space on a whim , retelling history …
and while I‘m a bit sad that nobody
will believe that ‚I‘ saved the world …
dang girl , you got bal … * ehem *…
well , you know what I mean …!“
„…unfortunately I didn‘t do enough
… otherwise YOU would have
forgotten about this too … did YOU
remember last time?“
„… only bits and pieces that didn‘t
make sense… drunk hallucinations I
thought then … any chance you give
me rest of the puzzle too now …?“
„ NO – and if YOU – ever– do so
much as hurt or even influence
somebody of my family , I swear ,
YOU wish YOU would have forgotten
this too …. In fact the only reason why
I‘m not doing it is because I think that
remembering it will keep YOU more
in line than last time…“
„Oh, I‘ll behave , I‘ll behave – Scout’s
honour , Anni!“

„ Of course , just because I do, doesn‘t
mean everybody else will..“
„ YOU…!“
„I will not influence anybody , Anni –
remember , Scout‘s honour ! I‘m just
saying that … well , I remember you
saying you haven‘t done this in a
while , so perhaps … just perhaps this
time you might have left some …clues
… behind …“
„…“

„… aaah , but just hear me rambling
again , I know , I‘m insssufferable …“

„… besides , you might be on vacation
, but I have work to do, a lot of work
… warsss , elections ,you know , the
ussssual … have a good time, Anais –
oh almost forgot , Grim and the Potty
God‘s God say Hi too … - Bye…!“

„……… please , not again , not
again…!“

* Snif * „ I‘m sorry… I‘m so sorry…!“

„Hey, Bethany – everything alright ?!“
„ Sit down, nephew … you will learn
something from me and if I have to
put you in a straight jacket to
listen…!“
„But I definitely heard her crying back
there…!“

„ I‘m coming , I‘m coming ! I… just
stepped my toe on a desk , * Ow * *
Ow * - I‘m okay, I‘m good …Coming!“

* Simself Lair – F.a.F.E .-
Neighborhood…*

„ Unngh …“
* Groan *
„ My head … how much did I
drink…?“
* Oww *
„ Please – not so loud…“
„Wh.. What happened …?... I have a
complete blackout , only remember
something about …marching ?...“

„… hnng … whu … Agent Snuggles ?“
„ Hello High Command – Ready for duty !“
„… did I call you ?“
„… yes … you tasked me to find Mr. Nemo ,
the creator of this neighbourhood!“
„… oh right, it‘s coming to me … and…?“
„Mission accomplished , High Command!
I‘ve secured the target , I mean Mr. Nemo –
and brought him to a safe place ! For the
time being , he asked me not to tell anyone
about his whereabouts , and I agree to his
concerns… a Doppleganger of him will stay
here at the Simself lair and will keep contact
with him …“
„ Oookay … so what actually happened?“
„… it‘s classified , High Command, and I
wouldn‘t advise you to ask , because the
information could also endanger you …“
„Sounds like quite a ride you took , Agent
Snuggles …“
„ Like you wouldn‘t believe , High
Command…“

„ Unnnggh … how long was I gone ,
Dutchie ?“
„ DuchessAxel , not Dutchie …“
* Scratch * *Scratch *
„ Damn , what is this …? I feel like I
have a gigantic zit growing out of my
back… and why does my neck feels so
sore ? Like someone ripped my head
off…!“

* Elsewhere *
*SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
„ Jech !“
„ Urk !“
„ Ohhh , Don…. What‘s gotten into
you ?!“
„Oh Samara * Smooch * Kids *Smooch*
I‘ve missed soo much …* Smoooch *
*Smoooch *“
„ How‘s * Smooch * that ? You spend
so much time at the Eden Safe House,
I thought you’d *Smooch * forgotten
about us ! * Smooch * What‘s keeping
you there anyway ? Mrs Eden
doesn‘t look like she‘s unable to take
care of * smooch * herself and … wait
… * smooch * all this smooching …
*GASP* Do you have an affair
…*smooch * ..?...* smooch * smooch *
smooch **GASP, AIR…* Smooch * *
Smooch * Smooch * * faint *…“

*Else- Elsewhere *
*HUG*
„* Giggle * Dad – why are we
hugging?“
„ Why ? Can‘t a father hug his son
now and then ? After all, everything‘s
the way it should be again … we have
a house , we have funds , we have
ended the permanent winter over the
nieghbourhood … and most
importantly, we have each other !“
„* Brrzl * Rule breaking , Red Alert –
diverse Rule breaking …“
„You‘re so right , dear – but could you
perhaps look after 8x8? Of course , our
house breaks the restrictions for him ,
but in the last days he‘s been acting
really quirky … said about being
tortured by green woman in a giant
tower or so… Perhaps we should just
wipe his memory banks …“
„…oh my …“

* Else-Else- Elsewhere ....*
„POOoOOOoOOOOoOOOTTTTtTTt
TTTYYYYyYYYyYY …!“
„Ugh – shut up , Mom – you stink!“
„ DAD – YOU‘RE BACK! We were
worried , you and Grandma just
disappeared one day … wait , is
that…?“
„Long story , son – I see you‘ve
grown up in the meantime , great –
here , you‘re Grandma‘s babysitter
now ! I need a shower …!“
„Oh. Okay Dad –Oh and guess what ,
Great grandfather Boom Boom is here
too …!“
„ *PSSSST* *PSSSST* Quiet , I know
he‘s still out there … he‘s not getting
my ‘ Fro , over my dead body …!“
„ My LOOOVE –where are youuu ?!
Please , don‘t be afraid , I just need to
touch your Frooo … your manly
,gigantic , strong Froooo ….!“

*Else… oh, you know already …*
„…“
„Welcome back grandfather ! I – the
merciful yet unforgiving Damien
Hedgehog – greet you with all the
respect you deserve – meaning : BOW
AND LICK MY FEET, OLD MAN,
HAHAHAHA…!“
„Damien – please stop , Mommy is
getting sick again and … * Urgh *…
Dad, help !“
„Hilfe! Goebbel , Goering, Mickey
Maus – Helft Mir…!“
„…you know , if you want to keep me
as a sitter for this little bastard , I so
demand a raise …!“
„… *Snif * I‘m so proud of you right
now my little hedgehog …!“

And finally…
( and yes , the corpse of General Dutchie and the
grave of Empress Bethoria didn‘t show up during
the final confrontation of this chapter – I forgot ,
okay…!)
… *Sound of Star gate with lots of short
circuiting commencing …

*SIMS 3 MUSIC PLAYING*
******************
Remember , this chapter was
supposed to air years decades ago ,
when Sims 3 was still new …I didn‘t
even had the game when I made these
pics …

*SIMS 3 SOUNDS*
*PEOPLE TALKING*
*LAUGHTER*
*MUSIC*
„… Hmmm …“

„…. What for a nice place … so good I
moved here , far away from … well ,
where ever I came from … yes , I
think I will enjoy living here ….“
* change *

* Epilogue *
*Soft Sea Breeze , Sun, Sound of Waves *
„… Aaaaaah … that‘s the life , mate –
it‘s not Tortuga , but… anyway , told
ya , we could dig our way out of this
story …“
„Yes sir , Captain Sparrow , Sir!“
„ Hmmm … you know , the only
thing that would make this place even
more perfect would be …“

„….a hat….“
… to be … ever finished ???

…. And – that‘s it! That was probably
the longest chapter in the making I
ever did – it took 12+ years to finish! I
hate Writers ‘ blocks …! A Big Thank-
You to Ani-Mei, who was the last one
asking me if there was ever another
Far away from Eden
Update – it gave me the psychological
kick in the butt to finish this … Now
as for the question – will this
apocalegacy continue after all? Right
now –not sure … I played a bit further
after this , but stopped about the time
Apartment Life came out….And never
touched Far away from Eden
in the years after this …
- …Time will tell … – Happy
Simming!

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