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Instant City - a BaMC Challenge: Household Disc, Spring 1, Part 1
1. Instant City , a BaMC-Challenge
Household Disc
Spring 1
Part 1
Instant City
Household Disc,
Spring 1, Part 1
2. -Hello and Welcome to the first Spring Chapter of Instant City – a BaMC Challenge – and after the rather disappointing
winter, let‘s hope that the Economy this chapter will pick up and reward us with our first Business District…-
3. - … still, winter hasn’t gone completely unnoticed by the neighborhood: several new businesses opened up, a graveyard
was needed for the 5 deaths that occurred to some townies, and a bigger portion of the townie population became
neutral witches and wizards…. –
‘ *AHEM*’
-… oh, and of course, a really dastardly crime happened – somebody stole Professor Disc’s Wizard Hat and his Head leaves,
leaving him horribly disfigured…-
‘ Well, perhaps not really disfigured… but this haircut looks terrible on me…’
-… well I wouldn’t go that far…-
4. -…but nonetheless, the question remains, who could be responsible for this… this… horrible…-
‘ Hehehe… *evil cackle*’
-…. Is there something, you want to tell us, dear…?-
‘*Pfft*… as if I would be so gullible, to tell you, that I stole Dad’s hat to render him powerless…!’
-… why would it render him powerless of all things – and why would you even want that as his daughter…?...-
‘ Trope #14 of the wicked but beautiful daughter of the villain – which Dad is, remember the 5 dead people? - : Rather than simply
being an attractive stage prop, make sure that you know every detail of the running of Daddy’s Empire, so that if anything unpleasant
happens to Daddy, the transition of power will go smoothly. Then make sure that something unpleasant happens to Daddy….Also,
what worked for Samson, should work for…’
5. ‘ *gasp*… Daddy! How did you…?!’
‘… get my hat and leaves back? Simple, being a Top(ped) Game Designer, I just added a small Mod aka the Inseminator to
the game to change my mortality status to normal human and then back to Plantsim Wizard, regaining my hat and leaves,
which by the way, do not work like Samsons hair, so don’t do that again… also, your evil monologue – not dialogue with the
player! - needs work…But I have to applaud you, my daughter – you have proven to be wicked and aspiring, and while I am
not that evil anymore – well, minus these 5 people and me wanting to conquer the world despite the fact that I have
promised to be a benevolent dictator – I am sure you’ll make a great heir of mine one day…
‘*ahaha*…*blush* thanks, Dad…’
6. ‚ … but of course you tried to usurp me, and that can‘t go unpunished – so I‘m gonna take your name, past and present,
away from you as a reminder…‘
‚ WHAT?!‘
‚Yes, from now on, my daughter, no one shall call you anymore … what ever your name was, I don‘t even remember… but
henceforth be called…*ehr*… ‚Daughter‘!‘
‚ WHAT?!!!!‘
‚Hm, you‘re right… this might become confusing should I decide to sire more…so ‚Daughter-1‘ it is…‘
7. ‘ DAD- You can’t just…!’
‘You know, now that I think about it… then this is actually a good idea to name all(!) my children this way, to keep an easier
track record, so your toddler brother is now ‘Son-1’ as well… also, if he’s upset about this, I tell him it was all your fault, so
better watch out…!’
‘DAAAAAD!’
‘ Sorry, this decision is final… if you or any of your siblings want a better name, fight over it, the winner gets a better one…’
‘My revenge will be terrible, father…’
[*Note: just for the record – I changed her old name because … well I didn’t it like it anymore, but the logic here is sound…]
8. ‚… and I will find a way to reclaim my name… heh, reclaim… and beat you at your own game… now let’s take a look at this
magic book, there must be a renaming spell or so…’
9. ‚Maste… Professor, weren‘t you a bit harsh? Remember, you‘re not evil anymore… and your daughter… technically, she‘s
only 4 days old…‘
‘ What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, my min…TCO…’
‘ How does changing her name make her stronger? Does she get a free super power from it?’
‘ No, I mean, next time she will be more acquainted with facing yet another let-down and won’t be so hurt from it as she is
right now after I have humiliated her deeply and… oh…’
‘And your son? He hasn’t even done anything…’
‘ Oh please, he is a toddler… and it’s not like this wasn’t any kind of traumatizing event that would tear a scar in his … ehr….’
10. ‚..Naaah… right my Son-1, you don‘t mind me taking away your name and killing others, right? My little childrenion…!‘
‚Wan-lala-ah-ah-ah *burp* (Vengeance will be...)‘
‚Aww… I love you too, little guy…‘
11. ‘ …I’m the best father in the world!’
-…. I’m so tempted to crash a satellite on you right now… now go to work before I change my mind… and your Servos too…-
12. -…. So any success on finding a name change spell? –
‚Any chance you‘ll give me the Insiminator too?‘
-… sorry, your Dad broke the option on his way out…-
‚Curses… great, now I sound like Dad already… hah! I just realized what to do! A Makeover!’
-… beg your pardon? –
‘Of course – do you know how many ingenious ideas women had just from getting a makeover…?’
-… I’ll file that comment under ‘stuff 4 day olds say, who never left the room they were born in before with a TV in it’…right
behind the folder ‘I blame the internet teaching me stuff’…-
13. ‚Whatever… dang, apparently Dad never bothered with adding a beauty salon to the neighborhood… guess, I have to do it
myself… hello, Pseudo Real Estate Office? I‘d like to buy a Beauty Salon… oh well, add a clothing store while you‘re at it…‘
-… and so Instant City received this beautiful Beauty Salon & Clothing Store made by Phaenoh as part of his Sand Simoleon
Point Set at MTS.com… uh oh, and apparently the Cemetery had to be considerably moved up for this purchase…-
‘Daddy’s cemetery got moved? Oh, he’s gonna be soo angry… Great! See, I didn’t even had a makeover yet, and already got
my revenge!’
-…hurray? –
‘ Exactly – but now to my makeover…!’
14. ‚Wee… that flight was fun! Now for my makeover…‘
-… ehr, owned Community Businesses do not spawn barbers… also, you can‘t give yourself a makeover on the chair…-
‚ Curses!‘
-… well, you could just use a mirror… -
‚Unacceptable! But I know what I‘m gonna do…!‘
15. ‘ Yeah, hallo? Dancing & Cooking Company? No? Heck, I don’t know, just put TCO or Ultimata on the phone, I need someone
to give me a makeover… what do you mean, I’m making no sense?! Listen, I’m Daughter… the Daughter of the future ruler
of the world, so If you don’t want to loose your job and dignity, you give me … hello, hello?’
-… so eventually, Daughter-1 was patched through to TCO, and since the shots for the music videos were over, he agreed to
come over for a makeover…-
16. -… meanwhile, despite the store being actually closed, a few customers had already arrived at the scene, all female… to be
honest, I’m inclined to say ‘of course’ – but then I would admit, that I’m the guy who buys all his clothes from stock at the
discounter instead of entering the insides of a distinguished clothing shop… and is comfy wearing the same old rags for
years, so I’d rather not… still the fact remains, that the visitors were all female… -
17. -… and then Daughter-1 started to get a… certain glow in her eyes…-
18. ‘Mhmm… that Redhead over there looks cute…’
-… now to be honest, being 4 days old and the only people you ever knew where your Dad, your baby brother and two
Servos… I’m actually really happy, that she even notices …ehr… you know what I mean… also she’s a Romance Plantsim, so
why bother with who she’s interested in…-
19. -… So Daughter-1 discarded the thought of getting a makeover for now and instead started to work her mojo on the
customers… -
20. -…. Who apparently were more than just fluttered from the sudden increase in interest, after being confronted only with
Servos so far who all come with a Serva friend already… plus Professor Disc basically gave up on finding a spouse and settled
to… ‘meet’ Vonnie the infallible naught… good witch from time to time…so Daughter-1 basically ran in open doors… or so…-
[As a side note: somehow the season on the lot changed between this and last picture, I have no idea why that did
happen…]
22. -… Daughter-1 just went from one to the next customer to practice her flirting… -
23. -… and eventually earning the store it‘s first level – again, we‘re still closed, but apparently nobody cares… oh well, we
actually also got a male customer walking around, but judging from the looks, that guy’s just peeping at the ladies, not the
clothes… -
24. -…so eventually everybody got shooed of the premise, and finally Daughter-1 got a chance to ask TCO to give her a
makeover…-
‘ That’ll be 9999 Simoleons…’
‘WHAT?!’
‘Standard fair for styling as decreed by the Profe…your father… he says he doesn’t want another ‘Hat & Leaves’ incident…’
‘CURSES!’
‘You’re getting pretty good with this….’
25. ‚…also, I think you don‘t need a makeover – you look totally pretty already, woo, mama…(autonomous swooning)!‘
‚… are you coming on to me? In that case, I hereby renounce ever being into men at all…‘
‚Ouch – point taken. To my defense, I still prefer the metallic ladies…‘
‘Does Ultimata know that?’
‘She’s into metallic men – and your Father, because we all have the same personality, so we’re all kinda like your….’
‘*Shudder* okay, I don’t tell, if you don’t… *sigh*… so if a makeover is out of the question, anything else you could make
yourself useful…?’
‘Well, you have a business now - I own two and have 10 business perks… interested?’
26. -… and so our first perk transfer started – while I haven’t done it for a while, there is a trick how to make the perk transfer
go faster – just queue up several ‘transfer perks’ action, cancel them as soon as the action should begin, and repeat as
needed. This requires some micromanaging, but is a lot faster then waiting until the animation for the transfer is over,
because you’ll still get the same amount of skill transferred… okay, rulebubbling over, and if you’ll missing TCO in the next
pictures, he deactivated himself and waited for Daughter-1 to go home, so he could go as well… now back to Professor
Disc’s daughter… -
27. -… who was just about to perform a… daring maneuver by trying to change the weather on the lot back to Spring … okay,
the terrain problems of Instant City have become obviously visible here…. I have to change something about that in the
future… then again, having a cliff in a neighborhood full of witches and wizards with flying broomsticks at hand probably
lessens the danger a bit… -
28. -… oh right, I totally overlooked, that Daughter-1 only had green aspiration at that point, so the meteor shower is kinda my
fault…- -
29. -… thankfully, it only created minor damage…. Also, with TCO’s help Daughter-1 was able to extinguish the fire rather
quickly, despite the fact that PlantSim are … well… kinda plants and should be terribly afraid of fire or so, as they are made
of wood… and therefore weigh as much as a duck …. Sorry, that’s a knights of the holy grail reference, never mind… then
again, she is a witch…
‘Get out!’
-… nonono, it’s ‘get on with it’ not ‘get out’…-
‘ I mean the fire! And you! Both! Get out!’
-… oh anyway…-
30. -…TCO was then able to bring the lot back to Spring….still the fire took a tall on Daughter-1… thankfully a bathtub and then
some tai-chi, though the latter doesn’t do anything good for Plantsims if not for being outside, helped…also, we’re still
closed, ladies… -
31. -… ehr…. Apparently, they are not here to see the goods, but to see… the ‘goods’… okay, perhaps I should slap a ‘NSFW’ tag
on this chapter…-
32. -…. Naah, we’re good… additionally, switching the seasons to Spring has a nice side effect for Daughter-1, as it increases
romantic interactions effectiveness… man, the apocalypse challenge really had me in his grip, with all the winter seasons
and then fall being the next best thing… -
33. - Okay, back to the challenge… though it didn’t prove much of a challenge for Daughter-1 to get her first dream date
with… wait, who were you again? Oh yeah, right, totally forgot, this is the Challenge, where names don’t matter, only
numbers… -
‘HEY!’
- Sorry ‘Mechthild’ – he, ‘Hild’, that a good name for a witch – but you actually have it better than the others, at least I
know your name…-
‘What ‘others’ ? What going on here…?!’
34. -… oh, and thank you for the star, level 2 it is…-
‘WHAT ‘others’?!!’
35. -… oh hey, and TCO’s investment perk raised this store’s maximum profit to 3.6 Million Simoleons… and we still haven’t
opened yet…-
‘FOR THE LAST TIME: WHAT OTHERS?!’
-… *sigh* Mechthild Haaz-Hermann… seriously , that’s you name? – if you haven’t realized it by now, Daughter-1 is a
Romance Sim with a Lifetime want to have 20 different… well you know, with different Sims…-
‘… but… I thought we had something special…’
36. - Ah, but you do, you do…. See, you two are totally into each other already…*Love is in the air music playing*… -
37. -… and she even wants you to help her to… try on some new clothes… *wink * *wink* *nudge* *nudge* -
38. ‚… ehr… you are… not going to watch, are you?‘
- Aw, don’t worry, these cabins are viewer proof….-
‘*Phew*… for a second here I thought you were a…ehrm… well, I’m glad your not…’
39. ‚WOOOOO..!‘
- Hehehe… now, where‘s that security camera that…?... %§$%& – that‘s the expensive clothing booth that doesn‘t have the
camera on top! … *sigh*, oh well… -
40. ‘…’
‘….’
-… nice clothing, I like it on you….-
‘…’
-….. Okay, please, somebody say something, this silence is creeping me out…-
‘… it was awful…’
‘Look, I’m sorry okay? I’m 4 days old, how much experience do you think I would have? Besides, now that I told you my age,
this makes it kinda per...’
41. ‘…LALALALA… not listening… LALALALA…’
-… so I take it, your first time was not exactly what you wanted it to be…-
‘YEEAH…!...*Psst* *Whisper* It. Was. Awesome…!…*Whispered squee*…’
42. -…so while Mechthild’s purpose is now fulfilled, and we won’t see her anymore - no really, this isn’t some sort of surprise
where she suddenly comes back – daughter-1 moved on to the next customer - We. Are. Still. Not. Open…. Well perhaps
the romance perk that makes it more likely for a Sim of the favorite gender to appear on the lot somehow circumvents the
we’re closed option… So our next vic… date interest was a Romance Sim as well, so she didn’t mind as much about being
used as…. Ehrm…-
46. -…and then the trip to the view-proof booth… *sigh*… -
‚… perv.‘
- HEY…*ahem*… forget it…-
47. -… well, apparently this time, the… thing… went a bit better *coughnotaperv*cough*-
48. ‚ Haaawwww…‘
-… you alright?-
‘Hmmmm…’
-… hello? Earth to daughter-1? –
‘Wuuuuu…’
-… and I thought, zoned-out Servos were bad… -
49. ‚..uuu… hey! What‘s that thing over my head?!‘
- Ah, back to normal… well, that‘s the public woohoo sign, that appears when…-
‚Public? But the business is closed!‘
- Didn’t stop customers from appearing…-
‘… and why are you still here? Never heard about privacy?’
- We’re not going the perv route here, or I’m sending you home without anymore…-
‘ *Hrmf*… blackmailer…’
50. - Now since there was still some time left, we then practiced giving a little make-over… and since Daughter-1 actually
despises makeup… wait, why did you want a make-over, if your turn-off is make-up? –
‘ 4 days, raised by Servos, never left the room with the TV, yadda yadda…’
-… point taken… well, we can still try out the costume makeup… of course, most of the Eaxis one look ridiculous…-
51. ‘…mfmfmf…’
‘Sorry, what did you say?’
‘Wfwfwf…’
‘Didn’t quiet catch that…’
- I think she wants you to take the powder puff away from her face, as the make-over is finished…-
‘Oh yeah… silly me … but I’m kinda anxious about how my first makeover ever would turn out…’
52. -Well, apparently your first makeover turned out to be a success… unfortunately…-
‚Why unfortunately?‘
- Because failures are funny, successes are not…also, you makeovered her hat away, please fix that… -
53. -… ah, much better…now give her another one… -
54. -… and yay- a failure! Success! –
‚... That… doesn’t even make sense…!’
- Shshsh… now give her another one…!-
55. - Yay, even worse failure! –
‘This. Is. Not. Funny!’
- Yes it is! –
‘NO! Nobody’s laughing, and I don’t want to do that anymore…!’
-… fine… just fix it, and then we’re done…-
56. -… so we gave… whatever her name is… a final makeover and then sent her on her way… -
57. -… and invited the next one of our formerly uninvited customers right over… by the way, random customers finally stopped
appearing on the lot… -
60. -… and finally melted under Daughter-1’s warm embrace… -
‘Oh for… she just got this stupid freezing because the lot suddenly changed to winter earlier… stop putting all these
euphemisms in here!’
-… well, excuse me, if I at least try to cover up what you are doing here…-
61. -… or would you prefer it if I just tell them, that you just wanted to eat…-
‘Ehrk… Okay, okay, stop it! …There should be a ban or so making these comments…’
62. ‚ *smooch*… aww, what the heck… feel free to take notes, guys…because you‘re not gonna get any… !’
-… she’s right, I am a perv… -
63. -… a perverted rulebubbler, I mean! Level 3 Business! YAY! -
64. ‚…does… does he do that all the time…?‘
‚All my life – literally! Now get in here, I need you to… help me with the dressing… heh, a Plantsim dressing, heh…‘
65. ‚Woopie!‘
-… and I‘m the one getting accused of using euphemisms…. –
‘YOO-HOO – is it open?’
‘Who…?’
-… hm, another guest at the door, who could that be? -
66. ‚Ehr, hello? May I help you…?‘
‚AHAH – Don‘t tell me, you‘re the ‚Professor‘s‘ daughter, right? I‘ve heard so much about you… well actually, not much, but I
did anyway…‘
‚You… are Witchy, the infallible naughty one, right?‘
‚… My name is Yvonne Engler, and it is infallible good, you little brat…‘
‘Yes, whatever… now go away and pester my dad please, I’m busy…!’
‘ Hey listen you… ohoh! I see… being busy choosing the dressing for the salad, aren’t we…?... oh well, than I don’t want to
disturb you any longer… ‘
67. ‘… who was that out there?’
‘Oh nobody, just a crazy hag looking for salad… sorry about missing out on the last seconds of our date… how about an
outing and a makeover as apology?’
‘…Well, we could go for some more salad dressing…’
‘Would you please all stop with the salad euphemism? I said that once, and it stinks already! Now sit down and get your
dressing, I mean you makeover, dang it!’
-… and so another makeover followed… unfortunately without any failures… and any pictures, dang it… -
68. -… and since with the third date – and woohoo – we ran out of people Daughter-1 knew so far and could date, we finally
opened the store at 2 AM… -
69. -… and of course, our first customer was male… well, we shouldn’t be prejudiced here, after all, most Romance Sims aren’t
picky, plus…-
‘…Drop Dead…!’
- Aw, come on…!-
70. ‘…what? I just told that guy how drop dead gorgeous he would look, if I gave him a makeover… he’s in serious need of one, I
mean look at him! What self respected witch or wizard would go out with the guy that makes Crabbe and Goyle look smart
in comparison?’
‘HEY!’
-….you have a point…-
‘HEY!!!’
71. ‘… okay, one ‘daughter-1 special look’ coming right up.. Just let me write down what’s to do… admittedly, I haven’t had
much experience with guy makeovers so far, but I’ll manage… just as a totally unnecessary safety measure… have any
relatives or friends I should notify?...’
-…-
72. ‚… and now please sit down, this will be over in a second…‘
73. - later… wait, WHAT?! –
‚… and I can guarantee you, that this makeover will make you stand out so much, that people will barely be able to look at your
…ehr…stunning…‘
-WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!! –
‚Sorry, just a minute… what is it this time?!‘
-Where is the other guy… the one you were about to give a makeover??!-
‘You mean the guy I accidentally k... gave this great makeover before? Well he left, completely happy and ali… well, completely well…
wait, le t me guess, you take pictures of failed makeovers, but if there are no failures, you forget to take a picture, lazybone, right?!
74. -… wellll… -
‘Aha – thought so…’
-…. Okay, this time I will not slack off and keep an eye on you, Little Miss Simmy Todd…-
‘… *snif* that really hurt, comparing me….oh hey, Bronze styling badge, maybe you will actually make it out of here unlike
the other gu… eheh, I mean like the other guy, you will look *urk* beautiful…’
75. -… well, indeed he survived…-
‚… are you sure with that?‘
‚Absolutely – fake beards for males are all the rage right now – or so I‘ve been told..What do you say?’
-… weelll… he bears a resemblance with Gandalf *cough*ifthebalrog
wouldhavegluedgandalfsfacetoafunhousemirror*cough*…-
‘Awesome – that’s a Customer star from me then…’
76. -… and with that, we got one of the most useful perks there is again, the ‘phone all people in the neighborhood’-perk…-
77. -…and afterwards, it was time to say Mr. .. Gandalf Impersonator… good bye… and all the Servos that visited the lot despite
the fact, that neither they can get makeovers, nor wear any clothes but the formal ones…-
78. -… so with the shop closed - opening times from 2 AM to 7 AM – we now return to the original purpose of this lot… which
doesn’t really make sense, but since when was there ever any kind of consistency in Instant City…-
79. ‘… Hello? Sorry to bother you Miss, but I just talked to a friend of yours a few hours ago, and haven’t seen him since then…
his name? Ehrr… I don’t remember, but he’s the guy that makes Crabbe and Goyle looks smart in… yes, exactly, that’s him!
Oh, I’m Daughter-1, I gave him a makeover… no, he doesn’t owe me money, that one was free on the house….actually, I’m
just calling, because he mentioned you… and I’m soo interested in meeting you, because I’m hor… I mean, I’m really, really
interested…oh, and did I mention, that I own a clothing store slash beauty salon with really nice ‘if I ask somebody over,
everything will be free ’-discount…?’
80. -… Yes… Yes…Yes…. Yes…. Size 6 ½…. Yes…. Yes… great… sooo - see you soon! Oh and also thank you for the furniture
discount you gave me just via the phone! I didn’t even knew that networking perks were possible that way…’
81. -… and so another vic… dating partner arrived…-
‘OoOoh…’
-… no, not you, Link…-
‘Awww…. Can’t the great and powerful Link at least stay and watch…?’
‘Ta ta ta…Only if I give you a makeover first…’
‘*ulp*… *leaves*’
-… let’s assume, he was just afraid of getting ribbons and lipstick…-
85. -… and then it‘s the old ‚looking around if anybody‘s looking at the clothing booth, despite the fact the shop is closed and
the booth has no camera to peek in…‘ *cries*-
86. - … bottom line: complete date success + public woohoo = 200 Exp , acquired kujuba bean , caught a chocobo… sorry,
wrong game… now lets just choose a random person from the telephone booo…oh yeah, night time, and there aren’t any
vampires yet… -
87. -… so let’s raise magic skills first… there is a certain spell that might actually help in the future…-
88. -… okay, second try, grabbed randomly from the phonebook…-
‘… eh, you know, I’m not really interested in you… I mean, you don’t stink or so…’
‘…I hope, that this is just your way of saying ‘you’re not totally unattractive’, and not ‘I happen to have this fetish’…’
89. -… eventually, though, Daughter-1 was able to make random phonebook woman see the error of her st…odour-loving
ways…-
90. -… okay, all joking aside, our turn-off-challenged family Sim here looks cute… probably Template 1… -
91. -… and she also helped to raise the business level to 5… again, opening times are 2 to 7 AM… -
92. ‘… sooo… still think, that I’m… not interesting?’
-…-*gets red*-
93. ‘Hmmm…. *snif* *snif*… I’m beginning to see your point with… certain odours…’
-… *gets redder*-
94. ‘awww… hugs?’
- *passes out* -
‘*Psst*… is he gone?’
‘ Yep.’
‘Sooo… may I now smell your underw…?’
‘Ye-uch! You are really a…!... then again, I’m probably one too, with inviting random people and all this public woohoo…’
95. ‘What are you waiting for? Come in and check out my new…. underwear!’
- *passes out again* -
‘… you’re sure, that Servo’s been deactivated?’
‘Of course, otherwise we’d had earned money from his investment perk again!’
‘ookay…’
‘*silent X-ray camera for snif video activating*’
96. -… uh… where am I…?-
‘*Snif* that was soo mean…’
‘HA-HA!’
‘*still X-ray-cording*
-… I take it, that the… underwear thing wasn’t .. Ehrr… you know, I suddenly remember, that all this here all stems from ‘my’
imagination… I seem to have a serious problem… Daughter-1, please call the police… -
‘Right on it!’
-W…wait, that was a joke…not a good one, but still…!-
97. ‘Hello Police? Yes I’d like to inform you about a dangerous criminal – and he has taken me hostage…!’
- HEY! –
‘… and he wants to do evil things to me, if you don’t immediately release your cutest female prisoner and sent her over to
this address… no, I’m not kidding, he’s holding a camer… a gun right to my head, oh please, please help me…!...’
- … you want me to go to prison for that?!!!-
‘Relax – I called the Bigfoot police. …and I’m gonna tell them later, that it was a joke … and should they fine me, big deal, the
bill goes straight to my Dad… ‘
98. -… and so…-
‘You are their cutest female prisoner?’
‘ *giggle* … yes, that’s what they said when they sent me here on probation…’
‘… well played, Bigfeet police, well played…’
99. ‘never mind… soo… ready to steal my heart?’
-… soo cheesy…-
‘Shut up.’
100. -… okay, since this is the hundredth picture in this slide, I thinks its time to explain the reason gamestylewise, why Daughter-
1… well… didn’t date any guys… The reason is that around this rotation I decided to try and populate the entire city
basically by Sims directly stemming from Professor Disc alone, like his plantchidren and -grandchildren, Servos built by him
or built by Servos built by him or Bigfeet invited by his children or Servos built by him, all with no further relatives in the
family tree and not CAS-created… – and since she’s a Romance Sim, I thought this to be the easiest way of… contraception…
of course I was misremembering at that time that the woohoo option without hacks can’t result in pregnancy… -
‘*smooch*… you know, this reason is really, really stupid , gross, disgusting and despicable…’
103. ‚…. You can steal my…*giggle*‘
- It’s her 6th public woohoo! –
‘Ah, dang it, you spoilsport!’
104. -… well fortunately, our little thief didn’t mind to steal used...-
‘Hello? Pest Control? I have a gigantic Roach problem here – yay, really annoying, especially if it talks…’
- Hey!-
‘… oh and I think I also have plant lice… on my body… yes, I am a Plantsim, so what? As such, I would prefer a gender-
appropriate exterminator…hello? Hello?!’
- You are such a … well, I guess have nobody to blame but myself… question to the audience, how do you play your
Romance Sims? Unless the occasional ‘perfect mom or dad’ Romance Sim most I see are…-
‘Stop discriminating me!’
105. -… so being denied an exterminator – actually, we couldn‘t reach enough relationship on the phone before midnight –
Daughter-1 instead looked for an…extermination spell for loudmouthed roaches… in her magic book… -
106. -… little did she know, that she was looking in the wrong section with the infallibly good spells… -
107. -… okay, so next thing in the morning, Daughter-1 tried again, but left out the plant lice spoof…-
108. -…though upon her request for a … general inspection, our exterminator was more than eager to look…-
109. -… hmm… not bad for an Exterminator, not template 1, but not bad… -
110. ‚… hm… no plant lice here…could you turn a bit more to the light…?‘
112. ‚…well, maybe it’s a nocturnal species… perhaps you should look at it at a… less illuminated space…?’
‘ well, yes… but unfortunately I forgot my night vision goggles…’
‘Oh, I’m certain you’ll be able to see just fine…’
113. -… what was that again about me using too many euphemisms? –
‚Oh, leave us alone…‘
114. -… and after that, we didn‘t bother with another call for the night and instead maxed magic abilities… -
115. -… then, in the morning… -
‚ Hello? Yeah, I‘d like to order a big Pizza Simguarita, with lots of Sunshine and raindrops and delivered by someone with the
measurements… what do you mean, there isn‘t such a thing ?! Ah… okay, you mean that there isn‘t such a thing like pizza
delivery before Instant City reaches 3000… well, in that case… any chance you could come over, sweetie?‘
116. -… guess what, somebody actually came over after that… still, there was a little time to produce a few reagents needed for a
certain spell later… -
120. ‚… mmmhmmm…‘
- Euphemisms enough? –
‚Ah, I‘m in such a good mood, not even your sarcasm can make a dent in it… but since we’re halfway through my life time
want, I could use a break…’
121. ‘…So lets close the shop and visit the other shop that sells clothes…’
- You mean, the shop that is actually open?-
‘Ha-de-Ha…!’
122. - Of course, since Plantsims without hacks always wear the same clothing, there was no reason to buy anything of that
kind… but I wanted to try out, if you could buy jewelry – for which Daughter-1 has a turn-on – and then apply it to
Customers on a Styling Chair… unfortunately not possible…-
123. -… at least, the cashier was happy for us buying all the stuff…-
124. -…. Back at the shop:…-
‘Hello? Cleaning Lady? I have a problem: everything has become kinda … icky here at my shop – especially the Clothing
booth? Could you come over and… have a look at it?’
125. ‘Aah… so glad that you could come… I was worried nobody would come considering it’s pretty late… speaking of… ‘laid’…’
126. ‘Nu-Uh – back off, freak! I’m straight, I don’t like gi… whatever you green thing are…and I would never…’
‘…ehrr….we are already on a date, you know?’
127. ‘… oh… well, if that is the case… where were these icky spots you were talking about?...’
128. ‘… okay, but first we need to disinfect…!’
‘*teehee*’
129. ‘… tell me some more euphemisms…’
‘Hey, language! Somebody should wash out your dirty mouth with…’
‘Weeeh…’
130. -… and of course, we ended up with… well, cleaning the clothing booth… heck, I don’t know anymore, what to write
here…why did I take pictures of all that again? –
‘Because you’re obsessive-compulsive when it comes to showing, that you are not cheating these numbers up?’
-… oh, yeah… right…-
131. ‚… yes hello, cleaning service? The last girl you sent missed a few spots… could you send somebody else over this time?‘
132. ‘Ohooh… niice… I mean, we will have a lot of cleaning up and polishing to do…!’
-…-
133. -… well, at least it’s a fellow Romance Sim this time, so I guess it’s alright…-
136. -… annd Level 8! Also, since Customers are complaining even over trash they have just dropped themselves, I guess, this
means, that the Clothing booth is now clean again… *yuck*-
137. - …short break for adjusting the Business perks again…-
140. ‘…ehem, sorry, but I…’
‘ .. am straight…yeah, yeah, I get it… Listen, I’m a plant, so I’m not really bent either… it’s more a vegan thing….’
-…what the….did I just write…?! –
‘ … I was actually going to say, that I prefer them a bit… chubbier…’
*headdesk*
141. -…*ow*… too many headdesks…-
‚… yeah, even I have to admit, this hood is getting weirder by the minute…‘
-… then lets please move on…!-
143. - [… insert obligatory clothing booth he… FIRE! FIRE! ALSO: No ‘ I am on fire’-jokes please…] -
144. -… comeoncomeoncomeon…-
‚ Yes Hello? Is there the Fire Brigade? We have a fire here… could you please send a firefighter over here? Oh, and you have
to send a female, a male is against my religion…’
- OH COME O…-
‘ Oh, you don’t have female firefighters? How discriminating… oh well, looks like the rain is doing all the work already…
thanks for nothing…‘
145. -… and so the fire went out by itself… man, these trees in Sims are really sturdy, if they can survive a lightning-induced fire
without even getting damaged and simply extinguished by the rain…-
‘*Phew* way too much excitement for my taste….hm… *dials* .. Hello, Pizza?’
- *Groan*-
148. -… and…ehrm … anybody here who knows another euphemism involving pizza or food in general for such a situation, I’m
out of ideas…?... –
149. -… and right after that…-
‚Hello Police? There are Perverts spying on me, please send an officer…’
-*sigh* - again the Police joke? We did that already…. Also, there are only bigfeet and a servo in the police, so unless you…-
150. -… oh…. Wait, how…?-
‘… welll… I’m normally more into… experienced....eheheh…’
‘Aww, don’t worry, I happen to have plenty of experience by now, Nr.13…’
‘°_°’
151. ‘… are you… trying to bribe me, Miss? Because it’s a serious offense to…’
‘Well in that case, you better start searching me if I carry any…weapons…’
-…ehrm… not that I’m complaining, but wasn’t that about arresting me for being a…?… Oh never mind…-
152. ‘… mmhm… open your mouth, citizen, I need to be sure if you aren’t hiding contrabands in there…’
‘ °_°`
153. -… what kind of a cop are you actually…?-
‘Oh, a corrupt one… *teehee*… though this was the easiest case I’ve ever…
-… *sigh*… you know what? Forget that I ever asked, and we are even…-
‘Deal…!’
154. -… well, I hope you… learned your lesson then, after getting tricked so easily…or whatever…-
‘ Aloha? Hauʻoli kēia hui ʻana o kāua! ʻŌlelo Simlishʻi 'oe? Yes? – great! So – see you!’
-…what did you just say?-
155. ‘…hm, hm, hm… Appello…’
- Again: what did you just say – and who were you calling? Also, what are you doing? –
‘… hey, I have to concentrate here! It’s not that easy, transporting someone all the way from Twikki Island´to here…’
- You did what now? –
‘Basically, the Appelo Simae Spell is a Level 7 Spell that helps you to summon over every Sim you know – I just called a
random number on Twikki Island and will now summon her here, which is easier than inviting her as a guest for several days
of vacation…and now… APELLO SIMAE!’
156. ‘…AAH! Kōkua! Kōkua mai! Hōlina!’
‘°-°`
‘ Dang it – using neutral spells removes some of my infallibly goodness…actually – great that using neutral spells removes
my infallibly goodness…’
157. ‘ Well, lets see… meh, you looked hotter in the phone book… ’
‘…you speak Simlish? Where am…?’
‘*Sigh*… Oogaa, Boogaa… I am a powerful Witch doctor lady and have summoned you here to do my bidding…!’
-…. Seriously? You seriously try that?! –
‘Oh… oh no… have merci, powerful witch doctor lady, I will obey you in any way…!’
-… what just happened? -
158. ‘… Mmhmm… oh yeah, your witch doctor lady is very pleased with you…’
‘°_°`
159. ‚ *giggle*… and what else does the powerful witch doctor lady want from me…?‘
‚ Aww, just follow me in the clo… into the mysterious booth of mysteriousness…’
160. -… oh for…. *ahem* Here speaks the Loah of the outer sphere… do not be fooled by…-
‘You’re the guy who writes this?’
-… *ehr* - yes… wait, so you do know…!-
‘I study ‘Legacinics’ at the twikkian University…. Legacy Challenges and playable Sims are the main foci of my doctoral thesis,
so this fits right up my angle… being a local is just a student job by the way… ‘
-… and this is why you’re okay with the whole situation…?-
‘ Well it’s either that or get thrown into a volcano by a legacy player for laughs….’
161. -… and again, the date and booth experience ended successfully, and Twikki girl was sent safely back to…-
‘Wait what? Why should I do that?!’
-… you transported her over here against… well initially against her will, so it would be…-
‘Hello? – banishing a Sim from the lot costs several reagents – and I’m the owner here, I can send her off to townie limbo
whenever I want…!’
- Now that is really…! –
‘ It’s okay, I’ll take the Limbo route, no biggie… man, this will get me a highest honors degree for sure…!’
162. -… so after ravishing Twikki Island, next was…-
‘OH - 何が起こっているかですか?‘
--… drop the act – nobody believes that you are actually from the Far East… -
‚彼は何か言わなかったか?’
163. ‚ Aw, don‘t listen to him, I think you look cute…‘
‚あなたは誰ですか? ここで私はあるか。‘
‚… yeah, yeah, what you just said… now c‘mere and give me a ....‘
166. -…. In any case, to finally do something about Takemizu Sims not really looking like what you expect at a Far eastern holiday
resort…-
167. -… a first effort was made to … well make it look more Far East… unfortunately, Eaxis material is really unfit for this task…
and I guess, assuming that black hair color is the most prominent color in the Far East is probably kind of a discriminating
assumption… -
168. -… but at least it earned us another Business level…-
‘Thank you vely much, Daughtel-1… huh, appallently youl wolk included fixing my speech impediment of talking in
undeciphelable nonsense…’
‘…Get ou of my shop, you… you… Lacist…!’
169. -… third time’s the charm…-
‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…HEY!... Oh my… what happened…?!.. I was just falling
down this cliff and…!’
170. ‘… *urk*… should’ve let her fall and…’
- hey…-
‘Oh my… Am I dead? Is this the afterlife? And you… are… are you an angel? ‘
‘… Welll….– yes, yes and yes! But I will return you to the land of the living, if you show me your love…!’
171. -… well, she did save her life, so I guess, this is only half despicable…-
172. -… just out of curiosity: how deep was this cliff you fell of? –
‚Oh about 6 foot deep…. Wait who asked that? Is… is that you, oh Lord?‘
-… yes, yes that’s me – and by heavenly I command you to seek professional help after that….-
173. ‘… you really had to play God there, right?’
- If somebody falls from a six foot deep cliff and think that you are an angel, their brain wasn’t really working properly to
begin with…so who are you phoning this time?-
‘… Oh, since it was such a fun ride the first time – why not one more round?..’
-… Good Go… never mind…-
183. -… btw, out of these three, only Three Lakes got a ‘looking good’ from Daughter-1…-
184. ‘Yeah, I’m the daughter of the guy who runs this town…I’m like superimportant and superrich and currently in search of a
lasting relationship…’
- [unnecessary joke made because of reasons] -
187. -… and one more styling – and with that, it takes now only one more and we’ll reach 20 Woohoos and thereby fulfill
Daughter-1’s lifetime want….-
188. -… easier said than done…-
‚You know, I… kinda want this to be special… also we are out of Cute looking ones… who to choose, who to choose…?‘
*Ding-Dong*
‘Oh? I wonder who that – story wise appropriately- could be…?’
189. -Well, look at that, it’s Vonnie Engler, the infallibly good witch – what a coincidink…-
‘Hello my dear – I’m so proud of you…’
‘Yeah, whatever… question: why are we hugging? I thought I told you to go away….’
‘Hahaha… you little brat – you remind me of myself when I was young…’
‘Is that a reference to my lifestyle? I have you know, I’m played by a male chronical single …!’
-H-H-HEY!!!-
‘eheh… I thought so…’
190. ‘… but in all honesty: I too, was quite experimental in my youth…’
‘Ehrr… chronical singly guy aside, I’m pretty sure, I’m not experimenting, but prefer the ladies…and considering, that I’m
part Plant, this makes them all tree huggers…’
‘*giggle* I’m pretty sure they don’t leave you alone… you and your Dad have this special something that makes people
weak in the knees…’
‘…brr, please leave naughty things you did with my Dad out of this conversation – also thanks for the Customer star…’
‘Don’t you like it if I talk about these things…*hm*?’
‘Well, I feel uneasy, as Daddy’s entire shmexy experience revolves around you… going there doesn’t feel right…. Wait…’
191. -… what the?!! –
‚Heh – didn‘t expect that, right?!‘
-… this isn‘t possible! You don‘t even have a crush on each other, no hack and nothing! Doing this should be impossible, you
can’t…! -
192. ‘ WOO-HOO!’
- Again – this took me completely by surprise, as I was under the impression, that a 70/70 relationship would be needed
for Public Woohoo.... In fact, not even the woohoo itself introduced any crush between both of them at all… either this
is a glitch or you really are infallibly naughty, Vonnie….also, what will the Professor say to you if he finds out that you…
well…?...-
‘Ah, what happens in the family… besides, just because I like the ‘Professor’, doesn’t mean I’m gonna become chaste…’
193. -… and you, Daughter-1? –
‚Well, I just fulfilled my Lifetime want and never have to worry about anything again which is awesome, plus what I just did
will make Daddy go &%&$§ for the rest of his life if I tell him which is even more awesome – haha, revenge is mine!‘
-… ehrr… perhaps I’m just chickening out here, but your Dad already ghostified 5 people and took your name away… do you
really think, gloating is a good idea? –
‘….. CURSES!’
194. -… so in the end, it was agreed, to keep this one out of the books, and Vonnie bid her farewell…-
‚… Aww, once again, a good deed was done…‘
- ….How may I understand that? –
‚Well, if you hadn‘t brought it to her attention, that gloating in front of the ‚Professor‘ would probably be a bad idea, I would
have… and then blackmailed her with it to bury the hatchet with her dad at least for a while…’
-… whoever made you the infallible good witch? So manipulating and naughty… -
‘My Dad was a politician…’
- That explains a lot…-
195. -…. Soo… still wanting revenge on your father?...-
‘Meh… I’m kinda not that interested anymore… what’s in a name anyway? I’d rather focus on the ‘Usurp him’ part for now…
problem is, now I have at least 19 potential slapping candidates walking around…’
-… well actually, a lot of them were NPC’s and locals, so you have a certain safety there…-
196. -… but to be on the safe side – after all, you just unlocked another perk – let‘s give you the rose perk for Romance Sims… -
‚Aha – a rose by any other name… I like that!‘
- Great – so since this is a Level 8 Business now, and we’re still waiting for a Tycoon, how about getting it to Level 10 and
get all the Business Perks as well…-
‘You know, it could be the Perma-Plat talking, but for once I also like this idea…’
197. -… So the business was opened once more, and new customers appeared on the property… but in case they had hoped to
see the ‘goods’ of Daughter-1, this time we really did this seriously… more or less…-
198. -…and in time acquired her Silver styling badge – btw, all the makeovers were on the house, we‘re still aiming for gold… -
199. -… now once again, Servos were roaming the property, and since this worked good with TCO’s restaurant, some chess
tables were added outside to get some of their customer stars as well..-
202. -… oh, and testing out this ‚give a rose for socializing‘-thing… it worked pretty well, though we didn’t get anywhere over a
better ground for friendship… but at least now you can’t say, we never did anything good for you, Link…-
‘…also, having an ally who doesn’t like my Dad…’
‘Ehrr… I’m kinda not that cross with him anymore, ever since he lets me buy tickets for Businesses… too bad, that they are
always about to close…’
‘… you couldn’t tell me that earlier, right? OUT!’
203. -…. And also…-
‘Woah… that’s the prettiest girl I’ve seen so far… me like…’
-….yes, all Daughter-1’s other… love interests were two bolts at maximum, but here she is, our first 3-bolt candidate…-
204. -… and since there was still this want with ‘making out with 20 Different Sims’ , Claire was happy to provide – again, Vonnie
didn’t count, except the Booth, we jumped all the other steps with her…-
206. -… and then it was finally time to earn some real money with this shop. Yep, that’s right, we’re level 9, and this is the first
time we actually make money with the shop, no counting the 3 Million Simoleons from TCO’s investment perk…-
207. -… and eventually, we reached Level 10 – once again provided by a Servo, who just loved to play chess here…-
208. -… now at this point, I got a bit bored, and since it might take some time, till Daughter-1 gets her Gold cashier badge… or
TCO his gold refill badge…-
209. -… so we decided to go home – and then right to work… -
211. -…. And then, the…’ rose by any other name’ band wagon arrived…wow, don’t clock up the lot so much, people….heh, I
think, I gonna nickname Daughter-1 ‘Rose ‘ from now on… or perhaps ‘Rosie’… or `Rosebud’…?-
212. -… Okay, we’re actually already halfway through with the update for the household this season, here we see how Ultimata
returned, promoted to Level 9, and with the right working hours, went back to work… -
213. -…and here, it‘s finally time for Son-1‘s birthday – again no party, since the little guy is afraid of having one…-
