1. PRESENTING THE ONE &
ONLY „SURI‟ya OF THE
BATCH…..
Master Kalaai* Selvam.
* Tamil For Tease.
But this Suriya has so many Jyos that he is literally spoilt for choice…
We also reckon this one has never seen a SUNRISE off late.
(For the uninitiated SUNRISE is a famous ad by the duo Suriya-Jyotika)

2. Kalai‟s life b4 IIM-B
-used to read 100 quizzing books a
month!!!

3. He still reads books but about …

4. Some unknown facts about
kalai!!!
He thinks he has a gr8 dressin Sense (His fashion
highlights : a red pullover and his turtlenecks -
worse than tushaar kapoor in dirty picture)
Has perfumes worth 4k & 5k he claims: girls loovee
my perfume reality they are weapon of mass
destruction capable of killing anyone in 1000 km
Radius.
Moral: all that glitters is not gold
His claim I do not know why but all the girls I know
confide in me and tell me everything heart to heart

5. Drinking is Injurious to heath : he learnt it the
hard way….
New year L square:
Kalai: why are you hitting on that girl you are not from
iim-b
Random PGP2: Takes out his I card and shows it to
him
Kalai: ok..ok…carry on….

6. “Kalai‟s has so many admirers… dat one slide
is not enuf…sry if we excluded anyone…”

7. Who Kalai Likes..…..He believes
in diversity, age and gender no
bar!!!!
G-talk friendship . Vamsi is lukin hot
today!!!

8. FIRANGEE CONNEXION
As is evident our fellow is „Ambi‟dextrous :P…. His IIMB mantra:
“Variety is the spice of my Life”. True to his words he has
changed his..err….clothes….quite often..:P

9. KALAI‟S UTILITY FUNCTION
Uk = (Proximity to VS or SB)2 + (L^2) +
e-2t *(Vodka Kickin effect) – TermExams
– Bad-looking chiks – 8-o-Clock
classes + Thiery Mugler –
LocalPerfumes …….

10. KALAI‟S CHOICE SETS
 Valuation  Securities
 Risk Mgmnt  Arbitrage
 Investment  Macro
 Nerdnomic  Advertismnt
s  Prvt Equity
 Devaluation  TQM
 Accounting  Invst
Banking

11. But all this is infatuation because
his true love forgives him always
Yeh bandhan to pyaar ka
Bhandhan hai janmoon ka
ye
sangam hai

12. CHARGE OF THE HOOSH
BRIGADE..CHARGE ON
HIM, WE SAY
 As Alfred Tennyson said
“Hockey sticks to the right of him,
Hawai Chappals to the left of him,
Volleye‟d and Thunder‟d”
We welcome you all to teach this filthy philanderer the meaning of
Getting Hoosh’d. And we rest our case. Quad Erat
Demonstrandum