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  • 1. Created By : AMIT SACHDEV FUNNY QUOTES
  • 2. ® always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. -margaret mead
  • 3. ® people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. - Isaac Asimov
  • 4. ® get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain
  • 5. ® Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard
  • 6. ® I belive that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. - Ron White
  • 7. ® A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner
  • 8. ® Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis
  • 9. ® Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess
  • 10. ® A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's:She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford
  • 11. ® Rose are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. - Oscar Levant
  • 12.
  • 13. Thank You For visit…