2. Woh Hai Gaurav
Baba….fresher
from IIT D
My name is Gaurav Anand aka Nandu
But my actions are more like a G***du
I am that bitch that makes friends fight
My life's aim is to do nothing right
I am the biggest ghissu to walk this earth
Because my brain cells are in dearth
I mug things even in the shower, nothing clad
But I am and will always be behind my Goel
dad
4. GAURAV ANAND
Room allotted – P 216, Lives in – K 413
DML
All Shortlists
Awesome class sleeper
Gorgeous (self-acclaimed)
Person with resume mentored by maximum
PGP2s (~40)
Person with maximum number of points in
resume (~41, placecom please check!)
Very “Voilent”..Ends every sentence with –
“thappad maar dunga”
5. A Self Anointed Teetotaller
But turns into a Devdas when
the Chunnilal appears!
6. Once upon a time in QM-II
!
AISHI! You have Aishi who until then was
been deeply engrossed in a
continuously talking case with our hero……
right since the start
of the lecture - Its
so
DISTRACTING
………Gives her usual trademark smile!
7. Furious, Prof. RLM hits back
But then she
smiles again
………………..
& why not?
When you come
to
class, I want you
to
tell me what is
REDUCED COST!
Jab Gaurav
ho saath,
Toh darne
ki kya baat?
8. What he claims What he does
1.) Gifts a kitty to a girl
which is thrown back on
his face.
2.) Stays up all night to
help a girl to make her
presentation while she
sleeps.
3.) Waits for like 3 hours
doing nothing during
exams with the hope
that a girl would call him
if I m single its by
to study together
choice
9. Before IIMB After IIMB
In school:
A girl
proposes to
him, he
locks
himself in
the
bathroom At IIMB:
and He proposes to a girl,
demands to And the girl locks
call his herself in the
parents bathroom.
otherwise Demands her
he wouldn’t parents to be called…
come
out!!!!
12. I am a pervert of the highest grade
I drool like a dog even on seeing a maid
I have tried many a times to date a girl
But everyone saw through me, gave me "the finger"
Thus, I am unique in so many ways, all bad
Guess, on my birth what had the Doctor said
"Aapke ghar aa gaya 1 bachcha naya,
Gaurav Anand tu to pura hi phod gaya"
