The best commit messages from the 2022 edition of CMSC 23320 / MPCS 54233 - Foundations of Computer Networks

1. The Best Commit Messages of 2022
University of Chicago – CMSC 23320 / MPCS 54233 Foundations of Computer Networks

2. Before we begin, let's take
a look back at...

3. Top Ten Commit Messages
of All Time

4. 10. I CRAVE THE SEROTONIN THE LITTLE
GREEN DOTS PROVIDE
9. Borja please put this in your slide
show. I need attention. I'm a millenial.
8. WELL BUTTER MY BUTT AND CALL ME A
BISCUIT, GUESS WHO GOT THE TESTS
PASSING?
7. i love the smell of segfaults in the
morning
6. AND NOW THE UNS██TTENING BEGINS

5. 5. The night is dark and full of errors
4. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻TCP┻
3. oh my god, it's spelled LUSERS, not
LUSER
2. last push of the night
jk can't stop

6. 1. worked an additional day, finished
everything but send function is clearly
broken so test all fail. this is hell on
earth. I would pray to God, but I don't
know how to correctly send messages.

7. And give a special shout
out to...

8. The Commit Message Meme
Hall of Fame

14. The Best Commit Messages of 2022

15. $ grep "^[^a-z]+$" commits.txt
ARRRRRRRRRRRR
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUA
AHHHHHHH
HOST UNREACHABLE WOOHOOOO
RECURSION IS BAD
MULTITIMER IS DONE
HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16. $ grep ! commits.txt
That's a BINGO!
haha suck it LUSERS! (everything up to
LUSERS passes)
added channel structs... will they work?
no. are they there anyways? yes. kind of
like me!
and they all cheered!
tests all pass! whooo! Wi-five!
only one test left!
Endless segfault!

17. $ grep "^...$" commits.txt | sort -u
...
^_^
+1
aaa
ack
add
ahh
ake
arp
$ grep "^....$" commits.txt | sort -u
bug
CMT
del
fix
huh
idk
i i
mac
OoO
ops
pls
reg
rto
rtt
sad
sds
tcp
tet
tmp
tst
T^T
uhh
wip
wtf
100%
3way
alot
asdf
code
data
echo
Echo
fail
flip
help
Hklu
hope
icmp
Icmp
ICMP
im r
init
join
Join
JOIN
list
lmao
mode
Mode
MODE
more
nice
nope
note
okay
oops
oper
Part
pj1a
pong
push
quit
QUIT
rT^T
save
sub1
sync
synt
temp
term
Term
test
typo
uint
undo
work

18. $ grep -i bug commits.txt | wc --lines
419

19. $ grep -i bug commits.txt
let the debugging begin
let's find bugs
Just spent 20 minutes debugging a
greater than that was supposed to be
less than

20. $ grep -i test commits.txt
i like using these test frameworks
all tests pass this is the power of the
dark arts
bad quality, higher test grade
i still think we should be failing these
tests, but we arent anymore
$ grep -i merg commits.txt
hope this merge works
i messed up the merge
yay merge conflicts about comments

21. $ grep -i what commits.txt
what????
idk whats happening
not sure what I did but passing reset
now too
not sure what this clusterf██k of a
commit is
idk what to call this one even

22. $ grep -i god commits.txt
only god knows how this works now
god is real data transfer all pass let's
f██king goooooooooo
god truly has not forsaken me on this
blessed day, for all data_transfer tests
have passed -- like a TCP packet, I feel
acknowledged
P1b: Oh god oh f██k
$ grep -i hate commits.txt
i hate memory allocation
i hate apt-get
we hate memory leaks

23. fear is the path to the dark side
fear leads to anger
anger leads to hate
hate leads to suffering

24. make OK
(I really don't know why
it's suddenly OK)
my github commit graph is
going to look so good
ICMP no worky
I got way more than 99 problems
friendship ended with malloc

25. getting tired and I can't hear myself
think over roommate snoring
I'm watching football rn so that's my
excuse if there are bugs

26. call my tcp covid
because it's retransmitting