1. Klasicroo: A Grand Celebration

2. Klasicroo: A Bobby Clams Event Klasicroo is an annual* summertime multi-entertainment festival to re-unite friends * This is the first Klasicroo festival

3. Klasicroo: The Facts WHERE: Klasic’s Tree Farm WHEN: August 14, 2009 at 7 PM* FOOD: Hot dogs, hamburgers, and watermelon will be served. While not necessary, please feel free to bring any food you would like to contribute * While the official start time is 7 pm, there will be a prepartyfor all who are available

4. Klasicroo: The Facts (continued) DRINK: BYOB. Please bring your favorite six packof beer to contribute to the beer tub. A 1/6 keg of premium beer will be provided by the host ACTIVITIES: Grilling, conversation, music by DJ cjmemay, rhetoric/debate, horseshoes, swimming, late night fire and possibly noodle dancing

5. Klasicroo: The Facts (continued) SPECIAL ACTIVITIES: As conditions permit, we will move to the back field for some stargazing and a glimpse of meteor showers as part of the Perseids meteor shower ACCOMODATIONS: All are encouraged to bring a sleeping bag to stay the night. Tents and/or yard space will be provided (in the event of rain we will relocate to the barn ... just kidding, we will probably go inside the Klasic farm house)

6. Chris Walken Endorses Klasicroo I want to see your ... pretty faace at Klasic-roo. We will have lot’s ... of fun. I promise ... I would not ... tell a lie.

7. Wilford Brimley Loves Klasicroo Hi, I’m Wilford Brimley. If you don’t show up to Klasicroo, I’ll break your damn kneecap.

8. Heath Ledger Would Have Hung Out at Klasicroo Wish I knew how to quit Klasicroo, dude. What’s troubling you,dude?

9. Klasicroo: A Grand Celebration! A summertime reunion event that you’ll never forget ... if you can remember any of it!