The World According to Dan Quayle

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only regret have was
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could converse with
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those people.
The World According to Dan Quayle

If we don't succeed, What a waste it is to
we run the risk of lose one's mind. Or
failure. not to have a mind is
being very wasteful.
How true that is.

The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle

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We're going to have Quite frankly,
the best-educated teachers are the only
American people in profession that teach
the world. our children.


It's time for the I have a very strong
human race to enter record on the
the solar system. environment in the
United States Senate.


We don't want to go 68% of children today
back to tomorrow, we are born with no family
want to move forward
to the past.


I’ve made good The future will be a
judgments in the past better tomorrow.
and I've made good
judgments in the
Future.


We'll let the sunshine Verbosity leads to
come in and shine on unclear, inarticulate
us, because today things.
we're happy and
tomorrow we'll be
even happier.

There is growing
I stand by all the
scientific opinion that
global warming is good
misstatements that
for us I've made.


People who3 are
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The United States has a
The United States has a
really very weird can firm commitment to
firm commitment to
get into sensitive NATO, we are a part of
NATO, we are a part of
positions & have a NATO. We have a firm
NATO. We have a firm
tremendous impact commitment to Europe,
commitment to Europe,
we are a part of Europe
we are a part of Europe
on history

My friends, no matter A low voter turnout
how rough the road is an indication of
may be, we can and fewer people going
we will never, never to the polls.
surrender to what is
right.

John Sununu isn't a Unfortunately, the
man who is leaving people of Louisiana
with his head are not racists.
between his legs.


We lead the world in If you fish for a
exporting jobs. person, they'll eat for
a day. But if you
show a person how
to fish, they'll be a
fish for a lifetime.


I am not part of the I am more like I am
problem; I am a today than I ever
Republican. was yesterday.


Absolutely! I don't watch it, but I
know enough to
I certainly hope I am. comment on it.


Hawaii is a unique
Tobacco exports Hawaii is a unique state. It
state. It
is a small state. It is a
is a small state. It is a
should be expanded state that is by itself. It is
state that is by itself. It is
aggressively because a -- it is different than the
a -- it is different than the
Americans are other 49 states. Well, all
other 49 states. Well, all
smoking less. states are different, but
states are different, but
it's got a particularly
it's got a particularly
unique situation.
unique situation.

It's wonderful to be I love California; I
here in the great practically grew up
state of Chicago. in Phoenix.


For NASA, space is We're going to have
still a high priority. the best-educated
American people in
the world.


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When II have been asked
When have been asked Dan Quayle’s Greatest Hits
during these last weeks who
during these last weeks who The US condones
caused the riots and the
caused the riots and the violence in
killing in L.A., my answer is
killing in L.A., my answer is El Salvador.
direct and simple: Who is to
direct and simple: Who is to
blame for the riots? The
blame for the riots? The
rioters are to blame. Who is
rioters are to blame. Who is
to blame for the killings?
to blame for the killings?
The killers are to blame.
The killers are to blame.

We expect the We are ready for
Salvadoran officials to any unforeseen
work toward the events that may or
elimination of human may not occur.
rights in accordance
with the pursuit of
Justice.

The U.S. victory in It makes me feel
Gulf war was a more like I do now
stirring victory for than I did when I first
the forces of got here.
aggression.


I was known as the It isn't pollution
chief grave robber of that's harming the
my state. environment. It's the
impurities in our air
and water that are
doing it.

I believe we are on an The Holocaust was an
irreversible trend obscene period in our
toward the future - but nation's history. I mean
that could change. in this century's
history. But we all lived
in this century. I didn't
live in this century.

One word sums up Let me just tell you how
Let me just tell you how
the responsibility of thrilling it really is, and how,
thrilling it really is, and how,
what a challenge it is,
what a challenge it is,
any vice president, because in 1988 the
because in 1988 the
and that one word question is whether were
question is whether were
is `to be prepared’. going forward to tomorrow
going forward to tomorrow
or whether were going to go
or whether were going to go
past to the -- to the back!
past to the -- to the back!

Republicans Hawaii has always
understand the been a very pivotal
importance of role in the Pacific. It is
bondage between in the Pacific. It is a
a mother & child. part of the United
States that is an island
that is right here.

Mars is essentially in the same
Mars is essentially in the same
Welcome to President orbit... it is somewhat the same
orbit... it is somewhat the same
Bush, Mrs. Bush, and distance from the Sun, which
distance from the Sun, which
my fellow astronauts. is very important. We have
is very important. We have
seen pictures where there are
seen pictures where there are
canals, we believe, and water.
canals, we believe, and water.
If there is water, that means
If there is water, that means
there is oxygen. If oxygen, that
there is oxygen. If oxygen, that
means we can breathe.
means we can breathe.

The loss of life will We're all capable of
be irreplaceable. mistakes, but I do not
care to enlighten you
on the mistakes I may
or may not have made.


nothing that Dan Quayle’s Getting cruise
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a good defense missiles more
cannot beat a better accurate is important
offense...in other so that we can have
words, a good precise precision.
offense wins.


We should develop anti- I deserve credit for
satellite weapons,
because we could not all the things I did
have prevailed without not do.
them in Red Storm Rising.
Rising.

Dan Quayle



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