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1. 10 Funny Thoughts That Will
Make Your Day
by: DAVE CRANE

2. Why so serious?
It's the summer, it's not 2016 anymore and you are
looking gorgeous.
Well not as rough as yesterday.
Today I decided to share something that makes me
smile instead of frown.
10 cool thoughts to share with others or bounce
around in your head until the day feels better.
Feel free to borrow any of them, I stole every last
one.
Oh yes I did.
If you are hardcore, you MUST use at least one in a
real conversation today...
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3. If you are hardcore, you MUST use at least one in a
real conversation today...
 If you have an opinion about my life, please raise
your hand. Now put it over your mouth.
 Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence
interrupt the beginning of yours?
 I always mean what I say, I don't always mean to
say it out loud, but I always mean it.
 My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge
and a crunch... I call it lunch.
 Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu,
Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.
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4.  An apple a day keeps anyone anyway, if you
throw it hard enough.
 At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you
sure you want to save the changes?"
 I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from
time to time.
 Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are
not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson.
 There are so many times I made you angry,
upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to
say that I'm thinking of continuing.
and a bonus one...
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5. 11. If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it
fall off?
Short and sweet.
Have an amazing day.
I promise to grow up in time for tomorrow...
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6. Dave Crane recently won the Al Arouwad/ MTV
award as the best motivational speaker in the MENA
region. His events include 17 years hosting
Emirates Airline Dubai Rugby Sevens .
He is also an award-winning broadcaster, NLP
hypnotherapist, author and speaker coach. In his
career, he’s run radio stations, coached many of the
world’s favourite brands and worked alongside
some of the biggest names in entertainment and
sports.
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Connect with Dave directly and watch his online
motivational TV show ‘Turbo Charge Your Brand TV’
for business tips and interviews with Jack Canfield,
Brian Tracy and Dr John Grey.
Find out about Dave’s Comedy Stage Hypnosis Show
too.