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1. SMIZE: More Than Just Smiling
April 19, 2011

2. EDUCATION
To smize, you must respect the smize.

3. HISTORY OF THE SMIZE
• Coined by supermodel Tyra Banks
▸ 13th cycle of ANTM
• “Smiling with your eyes”
▸ Basically, if you can cover the rest of your face,
we can FEEL YOUR SOUL through your eyes.
▸ Look INTENSE, yet approachable

4. BONUS LESSONS
“BOSSONS”
Turns out, there’s only 1 slide worth of Smize education.

5. HOW TO POSE: A BRIEF LESSON.
• Why Steph?
• Some call me an “expert”…

6. HOW TO POSE: A BRIEF LESSON.
• Others call me VAIN.
▸ Btwn 03/2010 – 04/2011, I have over 1990 pictures of myself
▸ Not including those in Facebook

7. HOW TO POSE: RULE 1 – BE VAIN, MAN

8. HOW TO POSE: LESSON 2 – MOVE THEM ARMS, GIRL
• This tragedy…taken so many victims.
• No one likes squished arms.
▸ So much fat.
• But srsly, don’t put your arms to your side.
▸ Have arms around friends
▸ Use props (e.g. the drink in your hand)
▸ Anything BUT flat on your side

9. HOW TO POSE: LESSON 2 – MOVE THEM ARMS, GIRL
▸ But you know how now ALL girls do the whole hand-on-their-waist & it’s kinda
annoying?

10. HOW TO POSE: LESSON 2 – MOVE THEM ARMS, GIRL
▸ Do it subtly to not make so annoying.

11. HOW TO POSE: RULE 3 – YOUR HANDS ARE YOUR FRANDS

12. HOW TO POSE: RULE 4 – FIND YOUR GO-TO SIDE
• Look at your pictures. Do you like some more
than others?
▸ Probably because you’re facing one side versus
another.
• Look in a mirror
▸ What side do you like better?
▸ That’s your good side.
▸ I will go through great lengths to get to my
good side.
▸ Rearrange pictures
▸ NOT be facing my frands
▸ It doesn’t matter, I LOOK GOOD.

13. HOW TO POSE: RULE 5 – ANGLES & LIGHTING
• Lighting
▸ Natural is best (in the morning, an hour
before sunset). Noon / afternoon are the
worst (harsh shadows)
▸ Artificial lighting? Use your camera’s white
balance to change it or else you’ll be blue
or orange
▸ Dark lighting can be ROMANTIC & SEXY,
but make sure you have a steady hand or
use a tripod if not using flash. So much
blurry.
▸ Angles
▸ If you tilt your body slightly, you will look A
LOT thinner.
▸ Did you go on a diet? NO. You tilted your
body.
▸ Slightly angling your face will do the same
▸ Did your face go on a diet? NO. But maybe
it wouldn’t hurt.

14. BOSSONS ON POSING
“BOPOSSONS”
There clearly weren’t enough pictures of me in this deck

15. HOW TO POSE: BONUS RULE 6 – THE INEXPLICABLE HEAD TILT
No reason ever
founded.
I am just AZN.

16. PUT IT ALL TOGETHER
When our powers combine…

17. AMAZING PICTURE TIMES CREATED

18. BOSSONS ON SMIZING
“BOSSMIZING”
Now would be the time to take that Durbin Run.
Definition of “Durbin Run”: bathroom run right before
the group leaves for lunch or something. Not a verb.

19. HOW TO SMIZE: MOTIVATION

20. HOW TO SMIZE: MOTIVATION

21. HOW TO SMIZE: MOTIVATION

22. HOW TO SMIZE: MOTIVATION (TIM HARRIS EDITION)

23. HOW TO SMIZE: WHAT PHOTOGRAPHER SEES
“Mebbe I can has
your babies?”

24. HOW TO SMIZE: WHAT SMIZER SEES
“Oh noz.”

25. HOW TO SMIZE: COMMANDMENTS
• Thou shalt not blink.
• Thou shalt not laugh.
• Thou shalt not breathe.
• Thou shalt not miss any photo opportunity.
▸ Please refer to Steph’s persistence in photo.
• Thou shalt not let lack of face interfere.
▸ Please refer to Caro’s persistence in photo.

26. BUT WAIT.
IS SMIZING JUST
NOT FOR YOU?
There’s an app for that.

27. INTRODUCING SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETA
SMIZE-
ALIZER!!!
NAO ON BLACKBERRY!!!!
SMIZE-
ALIZER!!!!

28. SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETA
Are you too scary?

29. SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETA
WOW
!!!!!
PUT A SMIZE
ON IT!!!!!!!!

30. SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETA
Do you have a
case of the sads?

31. SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETA
HOLY
S*@&
#@!!!!
PUT A SMIZE
ON IT!!!!!!!!

32. SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETA
Are you Dan
Buczaczer?

33. SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETA
PUT A SMIZE YOU’VE
JUST
ON TOP OF BEEN
YOUR SMIZE!!!!! DAN’D!!!!!

34. SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETA
PERFECT FOR
THE
FACEBOOKS!!!!!!

35. SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETA
Want to Smize-alizeTM your photo?
We’ll send you an estimate.
It will prolly be $200,000.

36. THANK YOU